うっせぇわUsseewa

正しさtadashisaとtoはwa　愚かさorokasaとtoはwa

What is righteousness, what is foolishness

それsoreがga何naniかka見せつけてmisetsuketeやるyaru

I'll show you what that means

ちっちゃなchicchana頃koroからkara優等生yuutousei

Been a model student since I was little

気づいたらkizuitara大人otonaにniなっていたnatte ita

Before I knew it I'd become an adult

ナイフnaifuのno様なyou na思考回路shikou kairo

A razor-sharp way of thinking

持ち合わせるmochiawaseru訳wakeもmoなくnaku

Not something I'd ever possess

でもdemo遊び足りないasobi tarinai　何かnanika足りないtarinai

But I haven't played enough, something's missing

困っちまうkomacchimauこれkoreはwa誰かdarekaのnoせいsei

This is someone else's fault and it's driving me crazy

あてateもmoなくnakuただtada混乱するkonran suruエイデイeidei

Aimlessly just confused every day

それsoreもmoそっかsokka

Well yeah, of course

最新saishinのno流行ryuukouはwa当然touzenのno把握haaku

Keeping up with the latest trends is a given

経済keizaiのno動向doukouもmo通勤時tsuukin jiチェックchekku

Checking economic news on my commute

純情なjunjou na精神seishinでde入社しnyuusha shiワークwaaku

Joined the workforce with a pure heart to work

社会人shakaijinじゃja当然touzenのnoルールruuruですdesu

That's just the rules of being a working adult

はぁ？haa?うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Huh? Shut up shut up shut up

あなたanataがga思うomouよりyori健康kenkouですdesu

I'm healthier than you think

一切合切issai gassai凡庸なbon'you na

Everything about you is so painfully average

あなたanataじゃja分からないwakaranaiかもねkamo ne

Maybe you just wouldn't understand

嗚呼aaよくyoku似合うniau

Ah, it suits you so well

そのsono可もなくka mo naku不可もないfuka mo naiメロディーmerodii

That unremarkable melody of yours

うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Shut up shut up shut up

頭atamaのno出来dekiがga違うchigauのでno de問題mondaiはwaナシnashi

My brain works different so no problem here

つってもtsuttemo私watashi模範人間mohan ningen

That said, I'm a model citizen

殴ったりnaguttariするsuruのnoはwaノーセンキューnoo senkyuu

Punching people is a no-thank-you

だったらdattara言葉kotobaのno銃口juukouをwo

So let me point the barrel of words

そのsono頭atamaにni突きつけてtsukitsukete撃てばuteba

Right at your head and pull the trigger

マジmajiヤバない？yaba nai?止まれtomareやyaしないshinai

Isn't that crazy? Can't stop now

不平不満fuhei fuman垂れてtarete成れの果てnare no hate

Complaining and whining, this is what you become

サディスティックsadisutikkuにni変貌するhenbou suru精神seishin

A mind transforming into something sadistic

クソだりぃなkuso darii na

What a drag

酒sakeがga空いたaitaグラスgurasuあればareba直ぐにsugu ni注ぎなさいtsoginasai

If there's an empty glass fill it up right away

皆minnaがgaつまみtsumami易いyasuiようにyou ni串kushi外しなさいhazushinasai

Take the food off the skewers so everyone can grab it easy

会計kaikeiやya注文chuumonはwa先陣senjinをwo切るkiru

Take the lead on the bill and orders

不文律fubunritsu最低限saiteigenのnoマナーmanaaですdesu

That's the unwritten minimum manners

はぁ？haa?うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Huh? Shut up shut up shut up

くせぇkusee口kuchi塞げfusageやya限界genkaiですdesu

Plug your stinking mouth, I've reached my limit

絶対zettai絶対zettai現代gendaiのno代弁者daibenshyaはwa私watashiやろがいyaro gai

The voice of this generation is absolutely absolutely me

もうmou見飽きたmiakitaわwa

I'm sick of seeing it

二番煎じnibansenji言い換えiikaeのnoパロディparodii

Secondhand rephrased parodies

うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Shut up shut up shut up

丸々とmarumaru to肉付いたnikutsuitaそのsono顔面ganmenにniバツbatsu

An X stamped right on that chubby face of yours

うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Shut up shut up shut up

うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Shut up shut up shut up

私watashiがga俗に言うzoku ni iu天才tensaiですdesu

I'm what they call a genius

うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Shut up shut up shut up

あなたanataがga思うomouよりyori健康kenkouですdesu

I'm healthier than you think

一切合切issai gassai凡庸なbon'you na

Everything about you is so painfully average

あなたanataじゃja分からないwakaranaiかもねkamo ne

Maybe you just wouldn't understand

嗚呼aaつまらねぇtsumaranee

Ah, how boring

何回nankai聞かせるんだkikaseru ndaそのsonoメモリーmemorii

How many times are you gonna play that memory

うっせぇusseeうっせぇusseeうっせぇわusseewa

Shut up shut up shut up

アタシatashiもmo大概taigaiだけどda kedo

I'm pretty terrible myself but

どうだっていいぜdou datte ii ze問題mondaiはwaナシnashi

Whatever, no problem here