分別Funbetsu奮闘記Funtouki

君kimiのno夢yumeがgaゴミgomiとto化してkashite　はやhaya幾星霜ikuseisou

Your dream turned into garbage ages ago

捨ててsuteteこそkosoゴミgomiでしょうdeshouとto勇ましくisamashiku

"Garbage should be thrown away" — bravely you set out

見るからにmiru kara niしぶとそうshibutosouだda　不燃物funenbutsuだろうdarou

It looks stubborn as hell — must be non-burnable waste

指定されたshitei sareta火曜日kayoubi　ほっとhotto一息hitoiki

The designated day is Tuesday — you breathe a sigh of relief

だけどdakedo　持って行かれてないmotte ikarete naiぜze　紙kamiがga貼ってあるhatte aruぜze

But it wasn't taken away — there's a note stuck to it

なになにnaninani「「燃えるゴミmoeru gomiはwa月曜日getsuyoubi」」

Let me see... "Burnable waste goes out on Monday"

燃えるmoeruのかno ka　これkore燃えるmoeruのかno ka

It burns? This thing burns?

燃えなさそうmoenasasouでもdemo　燃えるmoeruのかno ka

Even though it looks like it won't, it burns?

燃えますよmoemasu yo　灰haiにni出来ますよdekimasu yo

Yes, it burns, you can reduce it to ash

あなたanataがgaそうしたくないsou shitakunaiだけdakeなのではnano de wa

You just don't want to, isn't that it?

君kimiのno夢yumeがgaゴミgomiとto化してkashite　はやhaya幾星霜ikuseisou

Your dream turned into garbage ages ago

同じ轍onaji tetsuはwa踏まぬfumanuぞzoとto勇ましくisamashiku

"I won't make the same mistake" — bravely you set out

明らかにakiraka niでかいdekaiからkara　粗大ゴミsodai gomiだろうdarou

It's obviously huge — must be oversized trash

これkoreをwo捨てるsuteruためtameならnara　金kaneもmo払えるharaeru

To throw this away, I'd even pay the fee

だけどdakedo　持って行かれてないmotte ikarete naiぜze　紙kamiがga貼ってあるhatte aruぜze

But it wasn't taken away — there's a note stuck to it

「「普通futsuuのnoゴミgomiはwaゴミ袋gomi bukuroへe」」

"Regular garbage goes in garbage bags"

入るhairuのかno ka　これkore入るhairuのかno ka

It fits? This thing fits?

小さなchiisa na袋fukuroにni　入るhairuのかno ka

In a small bag, it fits?

入るhairuでしょdesho　それsore3,000個sanzen koぐらいgurai

Of course it fits — in about 3,000 of them

大きくあって欲しいookiku atte hoshiiだけdakeなのではnano de wa

You just want it to be big, isn't that it?

出来るdekiruのかno ka　処理shori出来るdekiruのかno ka

Can I do this? Can I process it?

そんなsonnaすぐsugu片付くkatazuku　ゴミgomiなのかnano ka

Is this really garbage that clears up that easily?

ゴミgomiなのかnano ka　これkoreゴミgomiなのかnano ka

Is it garbage? Is this really garbage?

認めたくないmitometakunaiけどkedo違うchigauのかno ka

I don't want to admit it, but maybe it's not?

ゴミgomiですよdesu yo　それsore邪魔jamaですよdesu yo

It is garbage, it's in the way

放っておいたらhottoitara　もはやmohaya公害kougai

Leave it alone and it's practically a public hazard

捨てないsutenaiのnoならnara　違いますよchigaimasu yo

If you won't throw it away, then it's not garbage

持ち主mochinushiがgaいるiruのnoならnara夢yumeですよdesu yo

If it has an owner, then it's a dream

あの日ano hiからkaraずっとずっとzutto zutto夢yumeのnoままmamaですよdesu yo

It's been a dream this whole time, since that day

君kimiのnoゴミgomiがga夢yumeとto化してkashite　はやhaya幾星霜ikuseisou

Your garbage turned into a dream ages ago

燃やせなくてmoyasenakute粗大sodaiでde　味ajiがga出てきたdete kita　なんてnante事kotoもmoないnai

Couldn't burn it, it was oversized, and it's developed some character — no big deal

持って行かれてないmotte ikarete naiぜze

It wasn't taken away