中学Chuugaku12Juuni年生Nensei

あれareからkara10年juunen経ってますtattemasu

It's been ten years since then

周りmawariはwaみんなminna大人otonaにniなってますnattemasu

Everyone around me has grown up

俺oreはwa青い春aoi haruをwoまだmada待ってますmattemasu

I'm still waiting for my blue spring

時計tokeiはwaそこsokoでde止まってますtomattemasu

The clock stopped right there

もはやmohaya先生senseiとto同じonaji年齢nenrei　典型的tenkeitekiなna内弁慶uchibenkei

Already the same age as my teachers, a textbook tough-at-home type

ギザギザハートgizagiza haato　有刺鉄線yuushi tessen　中学chuugaku12年生juuni nensei

Jagged heart, barbed wire, 12th-year middle schooler

丸めたmarumetaネピアnepiaでde溢れかえったafurekaetta　ゴミ箱gomibakoみたいなmitai na頭atamaのno中naka

A head like a trash can overflowing with crumpled tissues

ひっくり返したhikkuri kaeshitaけどkedo何もnanimo無かったnakatta

Flipped it upside down but there was nothing inside

あくびakubiがga出るderuほどhodoあきれ返ったakirekaettaがga　イイii！!

So appalling it made me yawn, but that's fine!

そのままsono mamaでde　イイii！!　ありのままari no mamaでde　泣けnake笑えwarae悩めnayameスカセsukase

Stay like that, fine! Just as you are, cry, laugh, worry, let it rip

さぁsaa　思い切りomoikiriフカセfukase

Come on, let it all out

セカイノオワリsekai no owari　マカイノハジマリmakai no hajimari　社会shakaiのno歪みyugami　堺sakaiのnoクソガキkusogaki

End of the World, Start of the Demon Realm, society's distortion, a punk kid from Sakai

パッとpatto上がれagare長岡nagaokaのno花火hanabi　下界gekaiのno空soraにni落とすotosu　いなびかりinabikari　ピカpika！!

Shoot up like Nagaoka fireworks, drop lightning on the sky below, flash!

イタイitai　イタイitai　それsoreポエムpoemu？?

Cringey, cringey, is that a poem?

イタイitai　イタイitai　いやiyaライムraimu

Cringey, cringey, nah it's a rhyme

イタイitai　イタイitai　自己表現jiko hyougen

Cringey, cringey, self-expression

めちゃmecha　イタイitai　イタイitai

So damn cringey, cringey

でもdemoイタくてitakute結構kekkou　いたってitatte健康kenkou

But cringey is fine by me, perfectly healthy

比較的hikakuteki目meにniはwa見えんmien　このkono病状byoujou

Relatively invisible, this condition

突発的toppatsutekiにni発祥hasshou　至極shigoku真っ当mattou　理由riyuuなきnaki反抗hankou

Spontaneously erupting, perfectly valid, rebellion without reason

土日donichi返上henjou　雨天uten決行kekkou

Weekends sacrificed, rain or shine we go

365sanbyaku rokujuugoバリエーションbarieeshon

365 variations

友情yuujou　愛情aijou　まともにmatomo ni勉強benkyou

Friendship, love, proper studying

俺oreがga選んだerandaのnoはwaチェケラッチョchekeraccho

What I chose was check-it-out-yo

あの娘ano koがga選んだerandaのnoはwa援交enkou　ガールズバーgaaruzu baaミテコmitekoでde連行renkou

That girl chose sugar dating, got hauled in from a girls' bar for soliciting

性別seibetsuパコられるpakorareru方wara　趣味shumi　人間観察ningen kansatsuですdesu(わな)(wana)

Gender: the one getting banged (lol), hobby: people-watching (it's a trap)

前略プロフzenryaku purofu　ホムペhomupeあしあとashiato

Zenpryaku profiles, homepage footprints

カギ付きkagitsuki日記nikkiのno病んでるyanderuあの娘ano ko

That messed-up girl with the locked diary

キリ番kiriban　カキコkakiko　絡むーちょkaramuucho　レペゼンrepezen　魔法mahouのnoiらんどi rando

Round numbers, comment posts, flirting around, reppin', Magical i-Land

リアルriaru　BBSBBS　リンクrinku　卍manjiでde囲めkakomeハンドルネームhandoru neemu

Real talk, BBS, links, frame your handle name with swastikas

○○marumaru夫妻fusai　ホントhontoはwaブサイクbusaiku

Mr. and Mrs. So-and-So, actually ugly

いつメンitsu men　ズッ友zuttomo　サギ写メsagi shame　ウザいuzai

The usual crew, besties forever, catfish selfies, annoying

このkono街machiじゃjaフェイマスfeimusu　コムkomu持ちmochiはwaステータスsuteetasu

Famous in this town, having a flip phone is status

友達tomodachiはwa増えますfuemasu　だけどdakedoその他sono hokaにniはwa迷惑meiwaku

Friends keep growing, but everyone else is just bothered

キティサンkitii san　プージャpuuja　BGMBGMにniはwaくうちゃんkuuchan

Kitty-san, Pooja, BGM by Kuu-chan

またはmatawa黒金kuroganeアディジャadija　カマハンkamahan　窃チャseccha

Or black-gold Adidas, stolen bikes, shoplifted tea

足元ashimotoとto口元kuchimotoにniセッタsetta

Sandals on the feet and in the mouth

ぶっちゃけbucchake　はっちゃけhacchake　メンチmenchiにniパッチギpacchigi　乱痴気騒ぎranchiki sawagi

For real, going wild, staredowns and headbutts, total mayhem

あっちacchiにniこっちkocchi　ニコイチnikoichi　語らっちkataracchi

Here and there, inseparable duo, talking it up

コンビニkonbiniでde合致gacchi　ファミチキfamichikiでdeランチranchi

Meeting at the conbini, lunch on FamiChicken

「兄者anija　このkonoトイレtoire　ペンキpenki臭くないっすか？」kusakunaissu ka?

"Bro, doesn't this bathroom smell like paint?"

「あいai　んなnna事kotoよりyoriアンパンanpan買って来い」katte koi

"Yeah, forget that, go buy me some bread"

なぜかnazeka凄くsugoku大人びてotonabite見えたmieta　俺oreはwaいつもitsumo遠巻きtoomakiにni見てたmiteta

Somehow they looked so grown-up, I always watched from a distance

今imaにniなればnareba香ばしくkoubashiku思えたomoeta　だけどdakedoあいつ等aitsu ra女onnaにniはwaモテたmoteta

Looking back now it seems so sketchy, but those guys were popular with girls

一軍ichigun敵tekiにniまわせmawase　散文的sanbuntekiにni笑えwarae

Make enemies of the top dogs, laugh in free verse

渡り廊下watari roukaでde～~　怖いkowai先輩senpai見つけたらmitsuketara目meをwoそらせsorase

In the hallway when you spot a scary upperclassman, look away

みぞmizoにni落ちてるochiteru濡れたnuretaエロ本ero hon

A soggy porn mag lying in a ditch

ドライヤーdoraiyaaでde乾かしてkawakashiteめくれmekure

Dry it with a hair dryer and flip through it

TSUTAYATSUTAYAのno18禁juuhachikinコーナーkoonaa　手teにni汗ase握ってnigitte暖簾norenくぐれkugure

TSUTAYA's 18+ section, palms sweating, push through that curtain

ググれgugure　無料muryou動画douga　サンプルsanpuru見れそうやんmire sou yan

Google it, free videos, looks like you can watch samples

スクロールsukurooruしてshite　スクロールsukurooruしてshite

Scroll and scroll and scroll

「勝手にkatte niあけんなや！akenna ya!　ノックnokkuしろやshiro yaババア！！」babaa!!

"Don't just open it! Knock first, you old hag!!"

ふぅーfuu　腹hara減ったhetta～~　いざizaというto iu時tokiはwa

Phew, I'm hungry, when push comes to shove

高級koukyuuイタ飯ita meshiサイゼリアsaizeria

Fine Italian dining at Saizeriya

皆minaのnoユートピアyuutopia　「ミラノ風ドリア」mirano fuu doria

Everyone's utopia, "Milan-Style Doria"

あれareからkara10年juunen経ってます…tattemasu...

It's been ten years since then...

同級生doukyuuseiはwa子供kodomoをwo抱いてますdaitemasu

My classmates are holding their kids

俺oreはwaマイクロフォンmaikurofonをwoつかんでますtsukandemasu

I'm gripping a microphone

そしてsoshite韻inをwo踏んでfunde歌ってますutattemasu

And singing while kicking rhymes

もはやmohaya先生senseiとto同じonaji年齢nenrei　典型的tenkeitekiなna内弁慶uchibenkei

Already the same age as my teachers, a textbook tough-at-home type

ギザギザハートgizagiza haato　有刺鉄線yuushi tessen　中学chuugaku12年生juuni nensei

Jagged heart, barbed wire, 12th-year middle schooler