中学Chuugaku22年生Nensei

No CapNo Cap　髪kami振り乱してfuri midashite

No cap, hair flying wild

ノーマークnoo maakuからkara大本命daihonmei

From off the radar to the frontrunner

No FapNo Fap　とかtoka未だにimada ni無理muriやけどyakedo

No fap, still can't handle that

女onnaにniはwa困ってkomatte無いnaiall dayall day

But I'm not hurting for women, all day

こんなにもkonna ni mo湿らしてshimurashite((どしたん？doshitan?))

Getting them this wet (what happened?)

はべらしてるhaberashiteru弁才天benzaiten

Goddesses of fortune fawning all over me (harem)

HIPHOPHIPHOPのno女神megamiにni嫌われてもkirawarete mo

Even if the goddess of HIPHOP hates me

俺ore、、RAPRAPのno女神megamiにni愛されてるaisareteru

I'm loved by the goddess of RAP

オンギャーongyaaとto生まれましてumaremashite

Born with a wail into this world

教科書kyoukashoはwa捨て去ってsutesatte

Threw out the textbooks

音楽ongakuのno成績seiseki11やけどyakedo

Got a 1 in music class

ビルボードbiruboodoでde11位iをwo獲るtoru人生jinsei

But a life where I hit #1 on Billboard

奨学金shougakukinはwa借金shakkinでde

Student loans are debt

住宅juutakuローンroonはwa3535年nen

A 35-year mortgage (still at home!)

一括ikkatsuでdepaypayしてshiteやったぜyatta ze

Paid it off in one shot

中学chuugaku2222年生nensei

A 22-year middle schooler

1414歳saiのnoハローワークharoo waakuyeahyeah

A fourteen-year-old's career counseling, yeah

1010年nen後goにni食え出してkue dashite((ダンジョンdanjon))

Started making money ten years later (Dungeon)

2020年nen後goにni世界中sekaijuuでde((BlingBling))

Twenty years later, worldwide (Bling)

聴かれてるkikareteruコレkoreマジmajiでde((マジで？maji de?))

People are really listening to this (for real?)

日本一nihon ichiはwa三回sankaiでde((UMBUMB))

Three-time champion of Japan (UMB)

相方aikataはwa世界一sekai ichiでde((DMCDMC))

My partner's the world champion (DMC)

漫画mangaのnoプロットpurottoならnaraボツbotsuなってるnatteru

If this were a manga script they'd reject it

あまりにもamari ni moベタbeta過ぎてsugite((ないないnai nai))

Way too on the nose (no way)

公開処刑koukai shokeiされたってsaretatte

Getting publicly roasted but

返り討ちkaeriuchiにniしちゃうshichauけどkedo

I'll turn the tables every time

俺oreできればdekirebaビーフbiifuはwaやりたくねーyaritakunee

I'd rather not do beef if I can help it

ボクサーbokusaa一般人ippanjin殴らへんnagurahen

Boxers don't punch civilians

でもdemohatershaters頑張ってganbatte((もっとmotto))

But haters, keep it coming (more)

俺oreにniペンpen貸しなってkashinatte((もっとmotto))

Hand me your pen (more)

お前omaeよりyori俺oreをwo上手くumakudisdisれるreru

I can diss myself better than you can

ゴーストライターgoosuto raitaaやったろかyattaroka無料muryouでde

I'll ghostwrite it for you, free of charge

皆minaまたmata背伸びsenobiしてshite((FlexFlex))

Everyone's stretching again (flex)

ゼロzero二つfutatsu足しちゃってるtashichatteru((盛ってる！motteru!))

Adding two zeros (inflating!)

俺oreいつもitsumo低めhikumeにni言っちゃってるicchatteru

I always lowball it

日本人nihonjinのno悪いwarui癖kuse

Bad habit of Japanese people (humility)

台湾taiwanからkara次tsugiLALA

From Taiwan, next LA

KoreaKoreaからkaraNYNYへe

From Korea to NY

経験値keikenchiとtoマイルmairuがga貯まってくtamatteku

Racking up XP and miles

次tsugiはwaお前omaeのno国kuniへe

Next stop, your country

徹底的tetteiteki外弁慶sotobenkei

Thorough away-game warrior

井の中i no nakaをwo飛び出してtobidashite

Jumping out of the well

茨道ibaramichi有刺鉄線yuushitettesen

Thorny roads, barbed wire

中学chuugaku2222年生nensei

A 22-year middle schooler

重圧juuatsuにni有名税yuumeizei

The pressure and the fame tax (ignored)

New VerseNew Verseをwoこしらえてkoshiraete((自画像jigazou))

Crafting a new verse (self-portrait)

週末shuumatsuはwaUSJUSJ行こうぜikou ze

Let's hit USJ this weekend

中学chuugaku2222年生nensei

A 22-year middle schooler