どっちDocchi

ドン・キホーテDon KihooteにniもmoヴィレッジヴァンガードVirejji Vangaadoにniもmo

Neither Don Quijote nor Village Vanguard

俺達ore tachiのno居場所ibashoはwa無かった…nakatta...

Had a place for us...

だけどdakedoそれsoreでde良かったyokatta

But that was just fine

白shiroなん？nan?黒kuroなん？nan?

White or black?

陰inなん？nan?陽youなん？nan?

Dark side or bright side?

右migiなん？nan?左hidariなん？nan?

Right or left?

どうなん？dou nan?わからん？wakaran?

What is it? Can't tell?

なぁnaa一体ittai俺らoreraどっち？docchi?

Hey, which one are we exactly?

キャンパスライフkyanpasu raifuじゃjaバリバリbaribariのnoボッチbocchi

Total loners in campus life

頭atama賢しこくない、kashikoku nai,喧嘩kenkaしたshitaことない、koto nai,

Not that smart, never been in a fight

女onnaとtoしゃべれない、shaberenai,そんなsonna運動音痴undou onchi　YeahYeah

Can't talk to girls, total klutz, yeah

一体ittai俺らoreraどっち？docchi?

Which one are we exactly?

あぶれabureにniあぶれたaburetaエゴegoのno流刑地rukeichi

Exiled and exiled again, an ego's penal colony

誰もがdare mo gaジャッジjajji　右migi左hidari　WATCHING YOUWATCHING YOU

Everyone's judging, left right, watching you

これkoreじゃjaにっちもさっちもnicchi mo sacchi moいかない…ikanai...

Can't move an inch either way...

ドンキDonki地元jimotoのnoヤンキーyankii

Don Quijote: the local punks' hangout

とくればto kurebaヴィレバンVirebanサブカルsabukaru乞食kojiki

Then Village Vanguard: subculture moochers

一方ippouドンキDonki危険kikenをwo察知sacchi

Meanwhile Don Quijote senses danger

その頃sono koroヴィレバンVirebanオシャレoshareなna雰囲気fun'iki

While Village Vanguard has that trendy vibe

やっぱりyappariドンキDonki溜まり場tamaribaパーキングpaakingu

Of course Don Quijote: parking lot hangout

次tsugiからkara次tsugiへeとtoヤン車yanshaのnoマーチmaachi

A parade of tricked-out rides pulling in

がしかしga shikashiヴィレバンVireban敢えてaeteのnoニッチnicchi

But Village Vanguard: deliberately niche

一風ippuu変わったkawattaポーチpoochi高いぜtakai ze意識ishiki

Overpriced pouch, high consciousness

肩kataぶつかってbutsukatte集団shuudanでdeリンチrinchi

Shoulder bumped, gang beatdown follows

張ったhattaアンテナantenaでde敏感にbinkan ni感知kanchi

Antenna up, sensing everything keenly

短期tankiはwa損気sonkiでもdemoみなぎるminagiru殺気sakki

Short fuse but bad for you, yet brimming with menace

流行hayariにniアンチanchi　今ima逆にgyaku niコッチkocchi

Anti-trend, now it's actually this way

三丁目sanchoume団地danchi//胸muneにni缶バッチkan bacchi

Block three housing projects / pinback buttons on the chest

どこでもdoko demoメンチmenchi//偏ったkatayotta見地kenchi

Mean-mugging everywhere / one-sided perspective

ドンキDonki//ヴィレバンVireban//ドンキDonki//ヴィレバンVireban

Don Quijote / Village Vanguard / Don Quijote / Village Vanguard

ドンドンDondon//ヴィレVire//ドンDon//ヴィレVire BANG BANG！!BANGBANG！!

Don Don / Village / Don / Village BANG! BANG!

またmata右往左往uousaouでde狼狽roubai

Panicking left and right again

こんなkonnaもんmonさsa my life my life

That's just my life

あっちacchiこっちkocchiそっちsocchiどっちdocchiwhichwhich

Here, there, this way, that way, which

道草michikusa食ってkutteHIHI

Killing time, HI

曖aiとto昧maiのno往来ourai

Coming and going between vague and ambiguous

毎度maidoこんなkonnaもんmonさsa my life my life

Same old, that's just my life

黒kuroにni近いchikaiグレーguree

Grey close to black

白shiroにni近いchikaiグレーguree

Grey close to white

下品gehinでde卑近hikinでde抜きん出てるnukindeeteru才sai

Vulgar and petty yet outstandingly gifted

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってnajimenain datte

I just can't fit in anywhere

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってnajimenain datte

I just can't fit in anywhere

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってnajimenain datte

I just can't fit in anywhere

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってねnajimenain datte ne

I just can't fit in anywhere, right

俺oreは？wa?お前omaeは？wa?

Me? You?

ミーハー？miihaa?マイナー？mainaa?

Trend-follower? Underground?

ドンキ？Donki?ヴィレバン？Vireban?

Don Quijote? Village Vanguard?

わからん？wakaran?わからん？wakaran?

Can't tell? Can't tell?

なぁnaa一体ittai俺らoreraどっち？docchi?

Hey, which one are we exactly?

音楽ongaku業界gyoukaiじゃja名うてnauteのnoボッチbocchi

Notorious loners in the music industry

武勇伝buyuudenもmoない、nai,世界観sekaikanもmoない、nai,

No war stories, no artistic vision

面tsuraもmoイケてない、iketenai,そんなsonnaシンプルshinpuru音痴onchi　YeahYeah

No looks either, just plain ol' tone-deaf, yeah

一体ittai俺らoreraどっち？docchi?

Which one are we exactly?

あぶれabureにniあぶれたaburetaエゴegoのno流刑地rukeichi

Exiled and exiled again, an ego's penal colony

誰もがdare mo gaジャッジjajji　右migi左hidari　WATCHING YOUWATCHING YOU

Everyone's judging, left right, watching you

これkoreじゃjaニッチモサッチモnicchimosacchimoいかない…ikanai...

Can't move an inch either way...

ドンキDonki　クラブkurabuでdeワイニーwainii

Don Quijote: getting wasted at clubs

とくればto kurebaヴィレバンVirebanフェスfesuでde縦乗りtate nori

Then Village Vanguard: moshing at festivals

一方ippouドンキDonkiいかついikatsui入れ墨irezumi

Meanwhile Don Quijote: intimidating tattoos

その頃sono koroヴィレバンVireban皆mina個性的koseiteki

While Village Vanguard: everyone's so unique

LDH、LDH,泣き歌nakiutaコンピkonpi

LDH, tearjerker compilations

Yogee New WavesYogee New Wavesのno100番煎じhyappan senji

The hundredth diluted copy of Yogee New Waves

「ダンジョンdanjon見てます！」mitemasu!

"I watch the Dungeon!"

「ダンジョンdanjon見てます！」mitemasu!

"I watch the Dungeon!"

DJ松永DJ Matsunaga say say「俺oreもmo見てるよ。」miteru yo.

DJ Matsunaga says "I watch it too."

体育会系taiiku kaikei肉食nikushokuヒエラルキーhierarukii

Jock hierarchy, alpha meat-eaters

文化系bunka kei草食soushokuヒエラルキーhierarukii

Nerdy hierarchy, herbivore types

おい、oi,飲めんのか？nomen no ka?おい、oi,吸えんのか？suenno ka?

Hey, can't you drink? Hey, can't you smoke?

これkore知ってる？shitteru?知らない？shiranai?

You know this, right? You don't?

そこsokoはwaおさえてosaeteおこうよokou yo

You should at least know the basics

「自分jibun誰々君daredare kunのno後輩kouhaiで～」de~

"I'm, uh, so-and-so's junior..."

「私ぃ～watashi~誰々さんdaredare sanとto知り合いshiriaiで～」de~

"I, like, know so-and-so..."

ドンキDonki//ヴィレバンVireban//ドンキDonki//ヴィレバンVireban

Don Quijote / Village Vanguard / Don Quijote / Village Vanguard

ドンドンDondon//ヴィレVire//ドンDon//ヴィレVire BANG BANG！!BANGBANG！!

Don Don / Village / Don / Village BANG! BANG!

またmata右往左往uousaouでde狼狽roubai

Panicking left and right again

こんなkonnaもんmonさsa my life my life

That's just my life

あっちacchiこっちkocchiそっちsocchiどっちdocchiwhichwhich

Here, there, this way, that way, which

道草michikusa食ってkutteHIHI

Killing time, HI

曖aiとto昧maiのno往来ourai

Coming and going between vague and ambiguous

毎度maidoこんなkonnaもんmonさsa my life my life

Same old, that's just my life

黒kuroにni近いchikaiグレーguree

Grey close to black

白shiroにni近いchikaiグレーguree

Grey close to white

下品gehinでde卑近hikinでde抜きん出てるnukindeeteru才sai

Vulgar and petty yet outstandingly gifted

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってnajimenain datte

I just can't fit in anywhere

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってnajimenain datte

I just can't fit in anywhere

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってnajimenain datte

I just can't fit in anywhere

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺oreはwaどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってねnajimenain datte ne

I just can't fit in anywhere, right

ドン・キホーテDon KihooteにniもmoヴィレッジヴァンガードVirejji Vangaadoにniもmo

Neither Don Quijote nor Village Vanguard

俺達ore tachiのno居場所ibashoはwa無かった…nakatta...

Had a place for us...

だけどdakedoそれsoreでde良かった…yokatta...

But that was just fine...

ドン・キホーテDon KihooteにniもmoヴィレッジヴァンガードVirejji Vangaadoにniもmo

Neither Don Quijote nor Village Vanguard

俺達ore tachiのno居場所ibashoはwa無かった！nakatta!

Had a place for us!

だけどdakedoそれsoreでde良かった！！！yokatta!!!

But that was just fine!!!

CCとtoRRとtoEEとtoEEとtoPPとtoYYとtoNNとtoUUとtoTTとtoSS だ daBlahBlah！！！!!!

C and R and E and E and P and Y and N and U and T and S, blah!!!

陰inでde陽youでdeBlackBlackでdeWhiteWhiteでdeHipHipでdeHopHopでdeRockRock

Dark and bright and black and white and hip and hop and rock

皆minaまとめてmatometeJump UpJump Up！!

Everyone together, jump up!

DDとtoQQとtoNNとtoスノッブsunobbuとtoナードnaadoいたってitatte普通futsuuもmo

D and Q and N and snobs and nerds and perfectly normal folks too

ぶっ飛んだbuttonda奴yatsuもmo

And the wild ones too

善zenでde悪akuでde清seiでde濁dakuでde面menでde倒touだdaからkara

Good and evil and pure and murky and a pain in the ass so

皆minaごちゃ混ぜgocha mazeちゃんぽんchanpon

Everyone all mixed up, chanpon-style

ラッパーrappaa　DJDJ　フリーターfuriitaa　ニートniito

Rapper, DJ, part-timer, NEET

ミュージシャンmyuujishanでdeピーターパンpiitaa panなnaボンボクラbonbokura

Musicians and Peter Pan deadbeats

曖aiとto昧maiとtoレフトrefutoライトraito

Vague and ambiguous and left, right

行ってitte帰ってkaette行ってitte帰ってkaette繰り返しkurikaeshiだda

Going back and forth and back and forth on repeat

あっちacchiこっちkocchiそっちsocchiどっちdocchiwhichwhich？?

Here, there, this way, that way, which?

どっちみちdocchi michi不一致fuicchi　ならnara結局kekkyoku

Mismatched no matter what, so in the end

やっぱねyappaneやっぱねyappane

See, I knew it, I knew it

俺らoreraどこにもdoko ni moなじめないんだってねnajimenain datte ne

We just can't fit in anywhere, right