犬Inuもmo食わないKuwanai

俺らorera似たもん同士nitamon doushi

We're two of a kind

やっぱyappaどっちもどっちdocchi mo docchi

Both sides of the same coin

指差しyubisashi笑い合うwaraiau鏡越しkagami goshi

Pointing and laughing at each other through the mirror

いつもitsumoのno話hanashi

Same old story

人hitoをwo呪わばnorowaba穴ana二つfutatsu

Curse someone and you dig two graves

人hitoをwo笑わばwarawaba節穴fushiana二つfutatsu

Mock someone and you've got two blind spots

「お前omaeがgaな」na「お前omaeもmoな」na

"Right back at you" "Same to you"

そりゃsorya犬inuもmo食わないkuwanai

Even dogs wouldn't touch this

I'm a D.O.G.GI'm a D.O.G.G

I'm a D.O.G.G

俺らってoreratte昔mukashiからkara人たらしhitotarashi

We've always been charmers

このkono首輪kubiwaのno件kenならnara気にしないki ni shinai

This collar thing, don't worry about it

俺oreだってdatte君らkimiraとtoいるiruとto楽しいtanoshii

I enjoy being with you guys too

主従関係shuju kankei？?いやiyaどうだろうdou darou？?

A master-servant thing? Nah, I dunno

小さいchiisaiのnoはwa君らkimiraのno脳nouかもkamo

Maybe it's your brains that are small

だってdatte先祖代々senzo daidai見て来たよmite kita yo

'Cause my ancestors watched for generations

君らkimira人間様ningen samaのno右往左往uou saou

You humans running around in circles

お爺ojiiはwa縁側engawaにni寝っ転がってnekkorogatte

Grandpa laid on the veranda

オトンotonはwaテレビterebiのno真ん前mannmaeにni座ってsuwatte

Dad sat right in front of the TV

俺oreはwa今ima君kimiのno膝hizaのno上ue

I'm on your lap right now

君kimiのno手のひらte no hiraにniあるaru画面gamenをwo眺めてるnagameteru

Staring at the screen in your palm

あa、、ニヤっとしたniyatto shitaだろdaro？?

Ah, you just grinned, didn't you?

あれあれareare？?舌打ちshitauchiがga聞こえたkikoetaよyo？?

Wait, was that a click of the tongue?

いやiya、、そのsono呟きtsubuyakiはwa地雷jiraiかも…kamo...

Nah, that tweet might be a landmine...

気分転換kibun tenkanにni散歩sanpoはwaどうだろうdou darou？?

How about a walk to clear your head?

いつもitsumoわざとwazatoすれ違うsurechigau男otokoだda

That guy you always "accidentally" pass by

俺oreをwoダシdashiにni弾ませてるhazumaseteru会話kaiwa

Using me as an excuse to chat

今度kondoウチuchiにniくるkuru？?別にbetsu niいいiiがga

Wanna come over? Fine by me, but

俺oreのno目meのno前maeでdeおっぱじめんなoppajimennawwww

Don't start going at it in front of me lol

あa？?おいoi、、コラkora何nani見てんだmiten da？?

Huh? Hey, what are you looking at?

汚ねぇkitanee野良風情nora fuuzeiがga話しかけんなhanashikakenna

Don't talk to me, you filthy stray

うつるutsuruうつるutsuruそのsono病原菌byougenkinがga！!

You'll spread your germs!

ゴメンゴメンgomen gomen、、体teiやyaからkara体…tei...

Sorry, sorry, it's instinct, instinct...

コイツらkoitsuraこうゆうkouyuuのno好きsukiやyaから…kara...

These guys just love this kind of thing...

俺らorera似たもん同士nitamon doushi

We're two of a kind

やっぱyappaどっちもどっちdocchi mo docchi

Both sides of the same coin

指差しyubisashi笑い合うwaraiau鏡越しkagami goshi

Pointing and laughing at each other through the mirror

いつもitsumoのno話hanashi

Same old story

人hitoをwo呪わばnorowaba穴ana二つfutatsu

Curse someone and you dig two graves

人hitoをwo笑わばwarawaba節穴fushiana二つfutatsu

Mock someone and you've got two blind spots

「お前omaeがgaな」na「お前omaeもmoな」na

"Right back at you" "Same to you"

そりゃsorya犬inuもmo食わないkuwanai

Even dogs wouldn't touch this

ヘイブラザーhei burazaa！!

Hey brother!

俺らorera誇り高きhokori takaki野良nora

We're proud-born strays

人間ningenどもdomoのno支配下shihaikaはwaヤダyada

No way we're living under human rule

ヘイブラザーhei burazaa！!

Hey brother!

俺らorera生まれつきumaretsuki野良nora

We're strays by birth

首輪kubiwaのnoアレareとtoはwa一緒isshoにniすなsu na

Don't lump us with those collared ones

人間ningenをwo盾tateにniイキがってikigatte

Talking tough behind a human shield

噛みつこkamitsuko思たらomotara謝ってayamatte

Thought about biting, then apologized

耳元mimimotoでdeそーゆーsooyuu体teiやってyatte

Whispering "it's just instinct" in the ear

ヤツyatsu曰くiwakuそれsoreがga可愛いkawaiiんnやってyatte

He says that's what makes it cute

確かにtashika ni人間ningenはwa争いarasoiがga好きsuki

Sure, humans love their conflicts

見るmiruのnoもmoやるyaruのnoもmo辞められないyamerarenai

Can't stop watching or doing it

安全なanzen na場所bashoからkara見守ってたりmimamottetari

Watching from a safe distance

石ishi投げたりnagetariヤジyaji飛ばしたりtobashitari

Or throwing stones and heckling

特にtoku niそれsoreがga自分jibunよりyori劣ってるototteru者同士mono doushiならnara

Especially if it's between those lesser than themselves

尚nao嬉しいureshii

That makes it even sweeter

焚き付けtakitsukeなだめてnadamete煽ってaotte裁いてsabaite関係ねぇkankee nee関係ねぇkankee neeてte指さしyubisashi笑ってるwaratteru

Stirring up, calming down, provoking, judging, "not my problem, not my problem," pointing and laughing

しかもshikamoアイツらaitsura最近saikinさsa

Plus, lately those guys

口喧嘩kuchigenkaをwo審査してるshinsa shiteru深夜shinya

Are judging verbal fights late at night

コッチkocchiじゃja弱いyowai犬inuほどhodoってtte言うiuけどkedo

Over here we say the weaker the dog, the louder the bark, but

アッチacchiはwa吠えりゃhoerya吠えるhoeruほどhodo良いiiんnだda

Over there, the louder you bark, the better

そんなsonna野蛮なyaban na奴らyatsuraにni

For those savages

とり入るtoriiruためtame犬inuがga猿芝居saru shibai

A dog puts on a monkey show to fit in

アホahoをwo喜ばすyorokobasuためtameアホahoのnoフリfuri

Playing dumb to please the fools

腹haraでdeバカbakaにniしててもshitetemo首輪付きkubiwa tsuki

Laughing inside but still wearing the collar

…なんで...nandeお前omaeそんなんsonnan知ってんねんshittennen？?

...How do you even know all that?

俺らorera似たもん同士nitamon doushi

We're two of a kind

やっぱyappaどっちもどっちdocchi mo docchi

Both sides of the same coin

指差しyubisashi笑い合うwaraiau鏡越しkagami goshi

Pointing and laughing at each other through the mirror

いつもitsumoのno話hanashi

Same old story

人hitoをwo呪わばnorowaba穴ana二つfutatsu

Curse someone and you dig two graves

人hitoをwo笑わばwarawaba節穴fushiana二つfutatsu

Mock someone and you've got two blind spots

「お前omaeがgaな」na「お前omaeもmoな」na

"Right back at you" "Same to you"

そりゃsorya犬inuもmo食わないkuwanai

Even dogs wouldn't touch this

ヘイブラザーhei burazaaお前omae今ima何naniつったtsutta？?

Hey brother, what did you just say?

ヘイブラザーhei burazaa何かnanika文句monkuあっかakka？?

Hey brother, you got a problem?

ヘイhei野良nora　お前らomaeraやってんなーyattennaa！!

Hey stray, you guys are really going at it!

ヘイブラザーブラザーブラザーhei burazaa burazaa burazaa

Hey brother brother brother

ヘイブラザーhei burazaaそこsokoはwa俺oreのnoシマshima

Hey brother, that's my turf

ヘイブラザーhei burazaaそれsoreはwa俺oreのnoエサesa

Hey brother, that's my food

ヘイブラザーhei burazaaそれsore俺oreのno女onnaなna

Hey brother, that's my girl

やいyai野良野良野良nora nora norawwww

Hey stray stray stray lol

やめとけyametoke！!

Cut it out!

お前らomaera人間ningenみたいなmitai na事kotoすなsu na恥ずかしい…hazukashii...

Don't act like humans, it's embarrassing...