板Itaのno上Ueのno魔物Mamono

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まずmazuはwa今日kyouのno空気kuuki

First, today's vibe

まずmazuはwa今日kyouのno客kyaku

First, today's crowd

まずmazuはwa今日kyouのno現場genba

First, today's venue

ここkokoのno温度感ondokan

The temperature of this place

ノリnoriはwa良いiiのnoかka？?いやiya、、ノリnori悪りぃwareeのnoかka？?

Is the energy up? Nah, is it dead?

ダレてdarete来ちゃいねぇkichaineeよなyo na？?

Things aren't getting stale, are they?

…って...tte誰dareとto話してんのかhanashiten no kaww

...Who am I even talking to? lol

呑まれちゃnomarecha一巻ikkanのno終わりowari

Get swallowed up and it's game over

時間jikanはwaもうmou迫ってるsematteru

Time's already closing in

参観日sankanbiのnoガキgakiのnoごとくgotoku妙なmyou na気分kibunでde待ってるmatteru

Waiting with that weird feeling like a kid on parents' day

何かnanika起こりそうなokorisou na予感yokan

Something's about to go down

研ぎ澄ませtogisumaseテメェtemeeのno五感gokan

Sharpen your five senses

無冠mukanのno帝王teiouじゃja終われへんowarehen

Can't finish as an uncrowned king

成し遂げてnashitogeteからkara死ななアカンshinana akan

Gotta accomplish something before I die

やたらyataraヤバめyabame発汗作用hakkan sayou

Sweating like crazy, working up a lather

ナイトフライトnaito furaito夜間飛行yakan hikou

Night flight, midnight voyage

ブッ倒れてbuttaorete急患kyuukanでde運ばれるhakobareruほどhodo

Collapsing, rushed to the ER

振り絞ってfurishibotteこそkoso得られるerareru生きてるikiteru実感jikkan

Wringing myself dry is the only way to feel alive

客kyakuがgaパンパンpanpanでもdemoスカスカsukasukaでもdemoブチカマスbuchikamasuだけdake

Packed house or empty, I'm bringing it regardless

誰dareがga待っていたってmatte itatte居なくたってinakutatte

Whether someone's waiting or not

もうmouヤメラレナイyamerarenai　ヤメラレナイyamerarenai

I can't stop now, can't stop

何遍nanbenだってdatte　またmata此処kokoにni

Again and again, back to this place

離れられないhanarerarenai　離れられないhanarerarenaiぜze

Can't pull away, can't pull away

UP&DOWNUP&DOWN　繰り返しkurikaeshi

Up & down, on repeat

逃れられないnogarerarenai　逃れられないnogarerarenai

Can't escape, can't escape

分かっていたってwakatte itatte　またmata此処kokoに…ni...

Even knowing this, back to this place...

離れられないhanarerarenai　離れられないhanarerarenai

Can't pull away, can't pull away

このkono板itaのno上ueにniはwa魔物mamonoがga潜むhisomuぜze

A beast lurks on these boards

屍shikabaneのno山yamaかき分けてkakiwakete

Pushing through the mountain of corpses

お気張りやすokibariyasubabybaby陽の目hi no me浴びるabiruまでmade

Hang in there, baby, until you see the light

べしゃりbeshariブリバリburibariエブリデイeburidei

Talking, grinding, every day

泣くnakuもmo笑うwarauもmo己onore次第shidai、、相方maimen

Laugh or cry, it's all on you, partner

末路matsuro哀れawareもmo覚悟kakugoのno上ue

Ready for a pitiful end

お気張りやすokibariyasubabybaby陽の目hi no me浴びるabiruまでmade

Hang in there, baby, until you see the light

べしゃりbeshariブリバリburibari修羅場shuraba綱渡りtsunawatari

Talking, grinding, tightrope through the trenches

板itaのno上ueのno魔物mamonoコイツkoitsuはwa俺oreのno友達tomodachi

The beast on these boards, he's my friend

大きなookina口kuchiをwo開けてakete待ち構えてるmachikamaeteru奈落naraku　底なしsokonashi

A bottomless pit with its mouth wide open, waiting

奴yatsuはwa俺oreのno泳いだoyoida目meがga好きsuki　震えるfurueru手teがga好きsuki

He loves my darting eyes, my trembling hands

暇himaさえsaeあればareba俺oreをwo殺しにkoroshi ni来るkuruだけどdakedoソコsokoがga良いii

He comes to kill me whenever he's bored, but that's what I like

時にtoki niどうしょうもないdoushou mo nai不測fusokuのno事態jitaiにni姿sugata変えてkaete

Sometimes he takes the form of some hopeless crisis

時にtoki ni反応hannouもmoないnaiシラけたshiraketa空気kuukiにni姿sugata変えてkaete

Sometimes he takes the form of a dead, unresponsive crowd

時にtoki ni名前namaeもmo無いnai誹謗hibouやya中傷chuushouにni姿sugata変えてkaete

Sometimes he takes the form of nameless slander and abuse

時にtoki ni生暖かいnamaattakai　内輪uchiwaノリnoriにni化けてbakete

Sometimes he disguises himself as lukewarm inside jokes

緊張kinchouがga舌shitaにni絡みついてkaramitsuite

Nerves wrapping around my tongue

上がったagattaテンションtenshonがga喉nodoをwo焼くyaku

The hyped-up energy burning my throat

焦りaseriがga体内tainaiのno水分suibunをwo奪いubai肺haiをwo締め付けるshimetsukeru

Panic draining my body's water, squeezing my lungs

息ikiもmo絶え絶えtaedae　やべーyabeeやべーyabee

Barely breathing, oh man, oh man

コレkoreじゃja身miがgaもたねぇ…motanee...

Can't keep this up...

みたいなmitai na日々hibiのno鍛錬tanrenがga飯meshiのno種tane

These daily battles are what put food on the table

またmata　あa　からkara　んn　からkara　AAからkaraZZまでmade巧みにtakumi ni使いこなしtsukaikonashi

Again, from A to Z, from beginning to end, wielding them with skill

ほらhoraヤワなyawa naメッキmekkiじゃja剥がれ落ちhagareochi真っ逆さまmassakasama

A flimsy coating peels right off, headfirst down

アイツaitsuのno胃iのno中nakaにni収まるosamaru

Swallowed up into his stomach

井の中の蛙i no naka no kawazuじゃja意のままにi no mama ni操られてayatsurarete終わる…owaru...

A frog in a well gets manipulated and that's the end...

いつかitsuka手なずけるtenazukeru　悪いwaruiがga俺らorera手段shudanはwa選ばねぇerabanee

Someday I'll tame this beast, and sorry, but we don't pick our methods

例えばtatoebaradioradioからkara　深夜shinyaのnoTVshowTVshowまでmade

From radio to late-night TV shows

異常なijou naトークショーtooku shooからkara

From unhinged talk shows

いつもitsumoのnoこのkonoステージ上suteeji jouまでmade

To this very stage right here

毎日mainichiベロbero筋肉痛kinnikutsuuでde握るnigiruマイクロフォンmaikurofon

Every day my tongue is sore like a muscle, gripping the microphone

売れまくりuremakuriのnoピンサロ嬢pinsaro jouかka俺oreぐらいguraiのnoもんmon

Only me and a top-selling pink salon girl know this kind of workout

誰dareがga待っていたってmatte itatte居なくたってinakutatte

Whether someone's waiting or not

もうmouヤメラレナイyamerarenai　ヤメラレナイyamerarenai

I can't stop now, can't stop

何遍nanbenだってdatte　またmata此処kokoにni

Again and again, back to this place

離れられないhanarerarenai　離れられないhanarerarenaiぜze

Can't pull away, can't pull away

UP&DOWNUP&DOWN　繰り返しkurikaeshi

Up & down, on repeat

逃れられないnogarerarenai　逃れられないnogarerarenai

Can't escape, can't escape

分かっていたってwakatte itatte　またmata此処kokoにni

Even knowing this, back to this place

離れられないhanarerarenai　離れられないhanarerarenai

Can't pull away, can't pull away

このkono板itaのno上ueにniはwa魔物mamonoがga潜むhisomuぜze

A beast lurks on these boards

屍shikabaneのno山yamaかき分けてkakiwakete

Pushing through the mountain of corpses

お気張りやすokibariyasubabybaby陽の目hi no me浴びるabiruまでmade

Hang in there, baby, until you see the light

べしゃりbeshariブリバリburibariエブリデイeburidei

Talking, grinding, every day

「つまらねぇtsumaraneeお前omaeのno人生jinseiはwaつまらねぇ」tsumaranee

"Boring, your life is boring"

ずっとzuttoコイツkoitsuにni言われ続けて来たiwaretsuzukete kita今imaのno今imaまでmade

This thing's been telling me that all this time, up to this very moment

「つまらねぇtsumaraneeお前omaeのno人生jinseiはwaつまらねぇ」tsumaranee

"Boring, your life is boring"

だからdakara俺oreはwaテメェtemeeにniあるaru武器bukiただtada磨いて来ただけmigaite kita dake

So I just kept sharpening whatever weapons I had

俺oreのno感受性kanjuseiならばnaraba尾崎ozaki

My sensitivity rivals Ozaki's

世界観sekaikanならnara底なしsokonashi

My worldview is bottomless

武take、、水谷mizutani、、馬並みuma namiのno相棒aibouがga助太刀sukedachi

A partner on par with Takeshi, Mizutani, Uma as my wingman

いつかitsukaのnoワナビーwanabiiがga

That wannabe from way back

周りmawariみればmireba天才tensaiにni鬼才kisaiにni強者tsuwamonoばかりbakariさsa

Look around and it's nothing but geniuses, prodigies, powerhouses

今日kyouもmoまたmata何処かdoko kaのno若手wakateがga折られるorareru鼻っ柱hanappashira

Today again some young gun somewhere gets his nose broken

1ichi、、2ni分funすりゃsurya身の丈mi no take知りshiri鳴り出すnaridasuカラータイマーkaraa taimaa

Give it a minute or two and he learns his place, the color timer starts beeping

中堅chuukenにniはwa反り立つsoritatsu壁kabe　埋まらねぇumaranee上ueとtoのno差sa

Mid-tier guys face sheer walls, the gap with those above never closes

あのanoベテランbeteranもmo喉元nodomotoにniはwa突き立てられっぱなしtsukitaterareppanashiのnoキバkiba

Even that veteran still has fangs pressed against his throat

逆にgyaku ni可愛がってやる…kawaigatte yaru...

I'll take them on with love, actually...

I'm aI'm a　シラフshirafuのnoムツゴロウmutsugorou

I'm a sober-minded Mutsugoro

よーしよしよしyooshi yoshi yoshi腹hara空かしてる…sukashiteru...

Good boy, good boy, starving, aren't you...

話しかけるhanashikakeruいつもitsumoのnoようyou

Talking to it like I always do

つまらねぇtsumaranee？?俺oreのno人生jinseiはwaつまらねぇtsumaraneeかka？?

Boring? My life is boring?

ならばnaraba全部zenbu此処kokoにni置いてくoitekuからkara心してkokoroshite喰らえkurae

Then I'll leave everything right here, so brace yourself and take it all

誰dareがga待っていたってmatte itatte居なくたってinakutatte

Whether someone's waiting or not

もうmouヤメラレナイyamerarenai　ヤメラレナイyamerarenai

I can't stop now, can't stop

何遍nanbenだってdatte　またmata此処kokoにni

Again and again, back to this place

離れられないhanarerarenai　離れられないhanarerarenaiぜze

Can't pull away, can't pull away

UP&DOWNUP&DOWN　繰り返しkurikaeshi

Up & down, on repeat

逃れられないnogarerarenai　逃れられないnogarerarenai

Can't escape, can't escape

分かっていたってwakatte itatte　またmata此処kokoに…ni...

Even knowing this, back to this place...

離れられないhanarerarenai　離れられないhanarerarenai

Can't pull away, can't pull away

このkono板itaのno上ueにniはwa魔物mamonoがga潜むhisomuぜze

A beast lurks on these boards

屍shikabaneのno山yamaかき分けてkakiwakete

Pushing through the mountain of corpses

お気張りやすokibariyasubabybaby陽の目hi no me浴びるabiruまでmade

Hang in there, baby, until you see the light

べしゃりbeshariブリバリburibariエブリデイeburidei

Talking, grinding, every day

泣くnakuもmo笑うwarauもmo己onore次第shidai、、相方maimen

Laugh or cry, it's all on you, partner

末路matsuro哀れawareもmo覚悟kakugoのno上ue

Ready for a pitiful end

お気張りやすokibariyasubabybaby陽の目hi no me浴びるabiruまでmade

Hang in there, baby, until you see the light

べしゃりbeshariブリバリburibari修羅場shuraba綱渡りtsunawatari

Talking, grinding, tightrope through the trenches