japanese

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRINo SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAIINo KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No GEISHA gold chainNo GEISHA gold chain無いnai 超chouHENTAIHENTAI

No GEISHA, no gold chain, super HENTAI

Yes l'mjapaneseYes l'mjapanese

Yes I'm Japanese

超chou危ないabunai　食うkuu白米hakumai flow KAMIKAZE flow KAMIKAZE

Super dangerous, eating white rice, flow KAMIKAZE

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Japanese

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRINo SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAIINo KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No GEISHA gold chainNo GEISHA gold chain無いnai　超chouヘンタイhentai

No GEISHA, no gold chain, super HENTAI

Yes l'mjapaneseYes l'mjapanese

Yes I'm Japanese

超chou危ないabunai　食うkuu白米hakumai flow KAMIKAZE flow KAMIKAZE

Super dangerous, eating white rice, flow KAMIKAZE

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Japanese

お前らomaeraのno想像souzouしているshiteiru日本人nihonjinなどnadoほとんどhotondo居ないinai

The Japanese you're imagining barely exist

超chou大作taisakuハリウッドhariuddo映画eigaのnoNIPPONNIPPON描写byoushaはwaホントhonto嘘usoみたいmitai

Big-budget Hollywood's depiction of NIPPON is laughably fake

カリカチュアkarikachua　ありがたやarigataya　まぁmaaなんつーかnantsuu kaお互い様otagai sama

Caricature, much appreciated, well, it goes both ways

でもdemoなんだかnandakaシラけるshirakeruわwaなna

But it kind of kills the vibe, you know

ボディーガードbodiigaadoふんどしfundoshi一丁icchouなnaワケwake無いnai

A bodyguard in nothing but a loincloth? Come on

No No 刀katana No No 手裏剣shuriken No No ヌンチャクnunchaku No No 弓矢yumiya…...興味kyoumiないnai

No sword, no shuriken, no nunchucks, no bow and arrow... not interested

No No 火縄hinawa No Gunshot No Violence No Nuclear No Homicide No Gunshot No Violence No Nuclear No Homicide

No matchlock, no gunshot, no violence, no nuclear, no homicide

尿検査nyou kensa　俺ore要らないiranaiNo GangstaNo Thug LifeNo GangstaNo Thug Life　等身大toushindai

Drug test? I don't need one. No gangsta, no thug life, life-sized

おさむらいosamuraiでdeはwa無いnaiけどkedoマイクmaikuとtoペンpen使ってtsukatteそっとsotto落とし前otoshimae

Not a samurai but with a mic and a pen, quietly settling the score

…...早朝souchou5go時ji前mae

...just before 5 AM

闇夜yamiya照らすterasu道頓堀doutonboriLightLight

The neon of Dotonbori lighting up the dark

煮えたぎるnietagiru溶鉱炉youkouroみたいmitai

Like a boiling blast furnace

いきなりikinari猪木Inokiのno闘魂toukonお見舞いomimai

Out of nowhere, Inoki's fighting spirit right in your face

No Mr.MIYAGINo Mr.MIYAGI

No Mr. Miyagi

No MercyNo Mercy

No Mercy

COBRA KAI NEVER DIESCOBRA KAI NEVER DIES脳汁noujiruマシマシmashimashi　超chou合気aiki

COBRA KAI NEVER DIES, brain juice maxed out, super aikido

dopedopeなnaマイクmaiku捌きsabaki

Dope mic skills

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRINo SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAIINo KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No GEISHA gold chainNo GEISHA gold chain無いnai　超chouHENTAIHENTAI

No GEISHA, no gold chain, super HENTAI

Yes l'mjapaneseYes l'mjapanese

Yes I'm Japanese

超chou危ないabunai　食うkuu白米hakumai flow KAMIKAZE flow KAMIKAZE

Super dangerous, eating white rice, flow KAMIKAZE

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Japanese

…...とはto wa言ってもittemo俺らoreraのno味付けajitsuke文化bunkaもmo相当soutouやりたい放題yaritai houdai

...that said, our culture's remix game is pretty wild too

カレーライスkaree raisuにniラーメンraamen　カツ丼katsudon　レオパルドンreoparudonまでmade発想hassou無限大mugendai

Curry rice to ramen, katsu-don, even Leopardon — imagination unlimited

魔改造makaizou解釈kaishaku次第shidai広げるhirogeru正解seikaiCreepy NutsCreepy Nutsもmo同じonaji

Remixed and reinterpreted, expanding what's correct — Creepy Nuts is the same

NYNYのnoDeliDeliでde頼んだtanondaパニーニpaniiniついついtsuitsui選んだerandaテリヤキteriyaki

At a NY deli ordering a panini, I instinctively picked teriyaki

「TERIYAKI…Are you japanese？」"TERIYAKI...Are you japanese?"

"TERIYAKI... Are you Japanese?"

…...いや、iya,ちゃうやんchau yan…...まぁmaaそやけどsoya kedo…...

...no, that's not... well, yeah actually...

Yes GODZILLA Yes GAMERA YesYes GODZILLA Yes GAMERA Yesピッピカpippika　かめはめ波kamehameha

Yes GODZILLA Yes GAMERA Yes Pikachu, Kamehameha

耳mimiのno中naka忍び込むshinobikomu技waza　超能力者chounouryokushaエスパーesupaahahahaha

The art of sneaking into ears, a psychic esper, haha

竜司高山Ryuuji Takayama like like 真田広之Sanada Hiroyuki but No but No 将軍様shougun sama

Ryuji Takayama like Hiroyuki Sanada, but no Shogun

歩道橋hodoukyouからkara広がるhirogaru輪っかwakka UC UCコンチネンタルkonchinentaruOSAKAOSAKA

From the pedestrian bridge, the circle spreads, UC Continental OSAKA

相方aikataはwafromfrom新潟NiigataNAKAMURANAKAMURAじゃないja naiMATSUNAGAMATSUNAGA

My partner's from Niigata, not NAKAMURA but MATSUNAGA

No MENSA(but)No MENSA(but)　超chou天才tensai

No MENSA (but) super genius

相撲sumouレスラー(No！)resuraa(No!) small asian small asian

Sumo wrestler (No!) small Asian

とーちゃんtouchanヤバい(but)yabai(but)こーわくないkowaku nai No Noちゃぶ台返し(やさしい)chabudai gaeshi(yasashii)

Dad's intense (but) not scary, no table-flipping (he's gentle)

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRINo SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAIINo KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No GEISHA gold chainNo GEISHA gold chain無いnai　超chouHENTAIHENTAI

No GEISHA, no gold chain, super HENTAI

Yes l'mjapaneseYes l'mjapanese

Yes I'm Japanese

超chou危ないabunai　食うkuu白米hakumai flow KAMIKAZE flow KAMIKAZE

Super dangerous, eating white rice, flow KAMIKAZE

japanesejapanese

Japanese

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRINo SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

No SAMURAI No NINJA No HARAKIRI

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAIINo KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

No KARATE No SENSEI No KAWAII

but I'm japanesebut I'm japanese

But I'm Japanese

No GEISHA gold chainNo GEISHA gold chain無いnai　超chouHENTAIHENTAI

No GEISHA, no gold chain, super HENTAI

Yes l'mjapaneseYes l'mjapanese

Yes I'm Japanese

超chou危ないabunai　食うkuu白米hakumai No No 赤紙akagami

Super dangerous, eating white rice, no draft notice

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