土産話Miyage Banashi

なぁnaa相方、aibou,大事ooogotoにniなったnattaなna

Hey partner, this got big

わりとwarito大事ooogotoにniなったnattaなna

Got pretty big, huh

あれareはwa確かtashikaそうsou　新大久保Shin-Ookuboだったか？datta ka?

It was, let me think... Shin-Okubo, right?

ゲーセンgeesenのno前maeでde真夜中mayonaka

In front of the arcade, middle of the night

ヒデくんHide kunがga輪入さんWairi sanとto電話denwaしてたshiteta

Hidekun was on the phone with Waire-san

どんなdonna会話kaiwa交わしたkawashitaかka忘れたwasureta

Forgot what they talked about

みてぇmiteeなnaページpeeji11

That sort of page one

インタビュアーintabyuaa泣かせnakaseやyaなna毎度maidoシケたshiketa結成kessei秘話hiwa

A nightmare for interviewers, another dull origin story

上板Kamiitaのnoワンルームwan ruumu大晦日oomisoka

New Year's Eve in a one-room apartment in Itabashi

ガキ使Gaki tsu見ながらmi nagara食うkuuドミノピザDomino Piza

Eating Domino's Pizza while watching Downtown's year-end show

ライムスターRhymester武道館BudoukanDVDDVDのno裏ura

On the back of Rhymester's Budokan DVD

眺めnagameながらnagara話してたhanashiteta“もしも”"moshimo"が…ga...

Talking "what ifs" while staring at it...

何かnanka実感jikkanがga湧かねーwakanee

Can't quite feel it, you know

本当hontouはwa俺oreまだmada実家jikkaのnoままmamaでde

Maybe I'm still actually in my parents' house

雨漏りamemoriとto壁ドンkabedonでde目meがga覚めるsameru

Waking up to leaky ceilings and neighborly wall-bangs

なんてnante嫌iyaだdaからkara頬hohoはwaつねらねーtsuneranee

I don't want that, so I'm not pinching my cheeks

DJDJハマヤHamayaん家n chiでde朝asaまでmadeチルchiru

Chilling at DJ Hamaya's place till morning

そしてsoshiteテラさんTera san家chiのnoレックブースrekku buusuでdeスピットsupitto

Then spitting in the rec booth at Tera-san's place

地jiでde行ってたittetaシラフshirafuでde酔狂suikyou

Living genuinely, intoxicated while sober

ジリ貧jirihinでもdemoワロてたwarotetaなnaずっとzutto

Broke but laughing the whole time

夜行バスyakou basuのnoシートshiito腰koshi下ろしoroshi

Sinking into the seat of a night bus

流れるnagareru景色keshiki窓ガラスmado garasu越しgoshiのno深夜shinya高速kousokuはwaきっとkitto

Scenery flowing past the window on the late-night expressway, surely

ここkokoまでmade繋がってるtsunagatteru

It all connects to right here

じゃあjaaかませkamase今宵koyoiのnoラストシットrasuto shitto

So let's bring it for tonight's last set

振り返ればfurikaereba

Looking back

イカれたikareta土産話miyage banashiがga溢れ出るafurederu山yamaのnoようにyou ni

Wild souvenir stories come pouring out like a mountain

俺oreにni言ったってittatte

Tell it to me

お前omaeにni言ったってittatte

Tell it to you

ウソusoみたいmitaiとto鼻hanaでde笑い飛ばしwarai tobashiそうなsou nastorystory

And we'd laugh it off as too unreal, that kind of story

売れるureru訳wakeないnai前提zenteiつけたtsuketa名前namae

Picked a name on the premise it'd never sell

冬fuyuのno時代jidai最前線saizensen　夢yumeならnara無いnai

Front lines of a cold era, no dreams in sight

腕udeならnaraあるaruとto信じてshinjiteやまないyamanai

Believed our skills were undeniable

泉が丘Izumigaoka長岡Nagaokastate of mindstate of mind

Izumigaoka, Nagaoka state of mind

ガラガラgaragaraのnoワンマンライブwanman raibuすでにsude ni連覇renpa後go

A solo show to an empty house, already post-championship

いてつくitetsukuパルコParuko前maeミカン箱mikan bako

Freezing in front of Parco on a tangerine crate

皆mina素通りsudooriスキーウェアsukii weaのno展示場tenjijou

Everyone walking right past, a ski-wear exhibit hall

吹き抜けfukinukeからkaraお題odaiもらったmorattaショッピングモールshoppingu mooru

Getting topics tossed from the atrium of a shopping mall

昼夜chuu ya問わずtowazu異種格闘ishu kakutou

Day and night, mixed martial combat

沈むshizumu覚悟kakugoでde乗り込んだnorikondaフリースタイルダンジョンfuriisutairu danjon

Diving into Freestyle Dungeon ready to sink

回り始めたmawari hajimeta歯車hagurumaのno音oto

The gears started turning

例reiのnoふたりfutariとtoダブらしたdaburashitaたりないtarinai所tokoro

Those two and our shared shortcomings, doubled up

噛み締めるkamishimeru間maも、mo,味しめるaji shimeru間maもmo

No time to savor it, no time to get cocky

無いnaiスピードsupiidoのno日々hibiはwaやっとyatto生業nariwaiとto呼べそうyobe sou

These rapid-fire days finally feel like a livelihood

今imaじゃja誰dareもmo思わねえomowanee俺達oretachiをwo助演joenとto

Now nobody thinks of us as supporting cast

バトルbatoruじゃなくja nakuワンマンwanmanでde埋めたumetaリキッドRikiddo

Filled Liquid with a solo show, not a battle

zepp tokyozepp tokyo　新木場コーストShinkiba Koosuto

Zepp Tokyo, Shin-Kiba Coast

飛び級tobikyuuのnoライバルraibaru横目yokomeにniコツコツkotsukotsu

Steadily, watching rivals leapfrog, staying consistent

積み上げてtsumi agete来たkitaなna一歩一歩ippo ippo

Built it up step by step

エンドロールendo rooru流すnagasuならnara今ima

If there was ever a time to roll the end credits, it's now

みたいなmitai na瞬間shunkanでde溢れてたafureteta

Overflowing with moments like that

でもdemo欲張りなyokubari na俺らorera

But we're greedy

ハッピーエンドhappii endoのnoそのsono先sakiをwo見に来たmi ni kita

We came to see what lies beyond the happy ending

振り返ればfurikaereba

Looking back

イカれたikareta土産話miyage banashiがga溢れ出るafurederu山yamaのnoようにyou ni

Wild souvenir stories come pouring out like a mountain

俺oreにni言ったってittatte

Tell it to me

お前omaeにni言ったってittatte

Tell it to you

ウソusoみたいmitaiとto鼻hanaでde笑い飛ばしwarai tobashiそうなsou nastorystory

And we'd laugh it off as too unreal, that kind of story

お前omaeがga誘導yuudouのnoバイトbaitoしてたshitetaフェスfesu

That festival where you were working crowd control

俺らorera今imaトリ前tori maeでdeかましてるkamashiteru

Now we're killing it right before the headliner

このkono人hitoのno前maeでdeはwaただtadaのnoヘッズhezzu

In front of this person we're just fans

そんなsonnaキングkinguとtoバースbaasuをwo分け合ってるwakeatteru

Splitting verses with the king

あの日ano hi救われたsukuwareta奇跡kisekiのnoフレーズfureezu

That miraculous phrase that saved me back then

擦るsuruそのsono指yubiはwa世界sekaiをwo奪ってるubatteru

Those fingers that scratch are taking over the world

大きなookina玉ねぎtamanegiのno下shitaにni立ってるtatteru

Standing beneath the giant onion dome

見上げたmiageta客席kyakusekiがga円enにniなってるnatteru

Looking up at a circular crowd

繋がってるtsunagatteru　繋がってくtsunagateku

Connected, connecting

作り話tsukuri banashiにniしちゃshicha出来すぎてるdekisugiteru

Too perfect to be made up

「書く事"kaku kotoがgaねぇ」nee"嘆いてたnageite ta人生jinsei

"I've got nothing left to write about," I used to lament

振り返るfurikaeruだけdakeでde歌utaにniなってるnatteru

But just looking back turns into a song

なぁnaa相方、aibou,じゃjaこのkono先sakiは？wa?

Hey partner, so what's next?

ホールhooruにniアリーナ？ariina?　またmataデカいdekai山yama

Halls, arenas? Another big mountain

ガキ使Gaki tsuにniピザ？piza?　カウントダウンkauntodaun紅白Kouhaku

Year-end with pizza? Countdown, Kohaku?

まぁmaa今年kotoshiもmo年末nenmatsu空けとくわ…aketoku wa...

Well, I'll keep New Year's Eve open again this year...