た、い、せ、つTa, i, se, tsuPile up

Check"What's me?" this morningCheck "What's me?" this morning

Check "What's me?" this morning

寝ぼけてるnebokete ruのnoにni　鏡kagami見りゃmirya整うtotonou道理dori

Even half-asleep, one look in the mirror and I'm sorted — makes no sense

coffee or milk？coffee or milk?　今日kyouはwa替えてみる？kaete miru?

Coffee or milk? Want to switch it up today?

選択肢sentakushiはwa無限mugenにniあんだぜ、ピース！ya！anda ze, piisu! ya!

The options are infinite, peace! ya!

hahahahahaha　言葉kotobaがga無くてもnaku te mo伝わるtsutawaru communicate communicate

Hahaha, even without words it comes through — communicate

気楽すぎてkirakusugi te肩組んじゃうkata kunde chau syndicate syndicate

So easygoing we throw an arm around each other — syndicate

夢見ごこちyumemigokochiはwa　気持ちいいkimochi iiがga本心honshinはwa

Dreamland feels great, but deep down

どうせdouseすぐsugu水差しmizusashi鬼さんこちらonisan kochira

Someone always has to rain on my parade — here comes the buzzkill

一方その頃ippou sono koro　やっぱyappa通りすがってtoorisugatteエンカウントだenkaunto da

Meanwhile around that time, sure enough I run into them — encounter

話してもhanashite mo全然zenzen通じないじゃんかtsuuji nai jan ka　お前omaeそれsoreマウントじゃんmaunto jan

Talking to them and nothing gets through — that's totally a flex on your part

私watashiはwa聖人君子seijin kunshiなんてほどnante hodo遠いtooi微粒子biryuushi

I'm nowhere near a saint — just a speck of dust

「あーこの"aa kono性格seikakuどうにかしたーい」dou ni kashitai"　なんてもうnante mou思ってないしomotte nai shi

"Ugh, I wish I could fix this personality of mine" — I don't even think that anymore

今日kyouがgaつまんないってtsuman nai tte思うのはomou no wa　有り余ってるariamatte ru証拠shoukoかもkamo

Thinking today is boring might just be proof you have too much to spare

だからdakara一度きりichido kiriをwo楽しむが勝ちtanoshimu ga kachi　味なくすまでaji nakusu made噛みたいkamitai

So winning means enjoying just this once — chew it till there's no flavor left

私watashiのno"たいせつ""taisetsu"はwa減点法genten houじゃja　ないからnai kara一緒にしないでissho ni shinai de

My "precious things" don't work on a deduction system — don't lump me in with that

"好き"だけ"suki" dake　積み上げてたいtsumiagetai

I just want to stack up the things I "love"

タイにtai ni持ちこんでしまえばmochikonde shimaeba逆襲gyaku shuuのno合図aizu

If we go to overtime, it's the signal for a comeback

愛しますキャンペーンaishimasu kyanpeenはじまるよhajimaru yolikelike

The "I love you" campaign is starting, like

マザーテレサmazaateresa　要はyou wa攻めsemeがga

Mother Teresa — the point is that offense

最強saikyouのno守りmamoriってことでtte koto deご容赦です、ミスター？goyousha desu, misutaa?

Is the strongest defense, so please forgive me, mister?

てな感じでte na kanji de世界sekaiはwa平穏にheion ni　しかしてshikashite万物banbutsuはwa平等にbyoudou ni

And so the world is peaceful, and all things equally

できちゃうのでdekichau no deそれではsore dewa私watashi　my roadmy roadサーカスsaakasuをwo嗜みにtashimi ni

Can be done, so I'll be heading out to enjoy the circus on my road

たまのりブランコtama nori burankoにniおまけにomake niはぞうさんにwa zou san ni

Balancing on a ball, swings for a bonus, and an elephant too

「あーもうなんかすごい！」"aa mou nanka sugoi!"わくわくはwakuwaku waPile up！Pile up!

"Ah, this is just amazing!" — excitement keeps piling up!

今日kyouがgaつまんないとしてもtsuman nai to shite moいいよii yo　人生jinseiはwaちゃんとchanto続くから！tsuzuku kara!

Even if today is boring, that's okay — life properly goes on!

一度きりってやつだよつまりichido kiri tte yatsu da yo tsumari　イライラirairaもmoゲラゲラgerageraにniできるdekiru

Just once is the whole point, so — turn irritation into laughter

私watashiのno"たいせつ""taisetsu"オーディションoodishon通過したらtsuuka shitara　いっぱいippai抱きしめちゃうのdakishimechau no

My "precious things" — if you pass my audition, I'll hug you so much

またはmata wa突然のtotsuzen noカウンターキック！kauntaa kikku!

Or maybe a sudden counter-kick!

Check"What's me?" this eveningCheck "What's me?" this evening

Check "What's me?" this evening

眠気nemuke来てるのにkite ru no ni　わくわくwakuwakuはwa続行zokkouDon't worryDon't worry

Sleepiness is coming on, but the excitement keeps going — Don't worry

こりゃまずいなkorya mazui na　止まんないなtomanna na　底抜けにsokonuke ni増えちゃうなfuechau na

This is bad, it won't stop, it just keeps bottomlessly growing

人生jinseiはwa続くから！tsuzuku kara!

Life goes on!

だからdakara一度きりichido kiriをwo楽しむが勝ちtanoshimu ga kachi　味なくすまでaji nakusu made噛みたいkamitai

So winning means enjoying just this once — chew it till there's no flavor left

私watashiのno"たいせつ""taisetsu"はwa減点法genten houじゃja　ないぜnai zeLove you！Love you!

My "precious things" don't work on a deduction system — Love you!

だからdakara一度きりichido kiriをwo楽しむが勝ちtanoshimu ga kachi　味なくすまでaji nakusu made噛みたいkamitai

So winning means enjoying just this once — chew it till there's no flavor left

私watashiのno"たいせつ""taisetsu"誰にもdare ni moあげないagenai　ずっとzutto抱きしめてるんだdakishiteru n da

My "precious things" I won't give to anyone — I'll keep holding them close forever

"好き""suki"をwo宝石housekiにniしたい！shitai!

I want to turn "love" into a gemstone!