すーぱーぬこSuupaa NukoにniなれんかったNarenkatta

やっぱりyappariぬこnukoにniなれんかったnarenkatta

After all, I couldn't become a cat

～キャットショッピング～~kyatto shoppingu~

~Cat Shopping~

「"もしかすると、moshikasuruto,生まれるumareru世界sekaiをwo間違えたmachigaetaのnoかもしれない。」kamoshirenai."

"Maybe I was born into the wrong world."

そんなsonna貴方anataに！ni!いつでもitsudemoぬこnukoにniなれるnareru新商品shinshouhinをwoご紹k(rygo sh(ry

For someone like you! Introducing a new product that lets you become a cat anytim(cut off

寄せるyoseru人波hitonami　葉っぱhappaホレホレhorehore

The crowds closing in, leaves rustling away

どっかdokkaにni隠れてkakureteやり過ごし隊yarisugoshi tai

I'm in the squad that just hides somewhere and waits it all out

人hitoのno目meにni触れたくないfuretakunai

I don't want anyone to see me

理想risouのno大人otonaにniなったnattaつもりtsumoriがga

I thought I'd become the ideal grown-up

きっとkitto見世物misemonoのno傷kizu増やしてfuyashite　道michiをwoそれsore

But I kept adding wounds on display, veering off the path

気づけばkidzukebaこんなkonnaポンコツponkotsuにniなっていたnatte ita

Before I knew it, I'd turned into this complete wreck

ぬこnukoにniなりたきゃnaritakya手teをwo叩けtatake　はい！hai!

If you wanna be a cat, clap your hands — hey!

ぬこnukoにniなりたきゃnaritakya手teをwo叩けtatake　はい！hai!

If you wanna be a cat, clap your hands — hey!

君kimiにniなりたいnaritaiにゃ！nya!

I wanna be you, meow!

にゃnya　にゃnya　にゃnya

Nya, nya, nya

にゃーっとnyaatto戦いてtatakaite走り出せhashiridase

Mrow — fight and run

金輪際konrinzai知りたくないshiritakunai世yoのno身勝手migatteにni

Against a world's selfishness I never want to know again

愛aiもmo希望kibouもmo七転びnanakorobi　よろけてyorokete八転びhattenkorobi

Love and hope — knocked down seven times, stumbling eight

何食わぬnani kuwanu顔kaoをwoしてshite

With a straight face

大人otonaのno事情jijouならnaraどっかdokkaにni放っぽってhoppotte

Let's toss all that "grown-up business" somewhere far away

今日kyouのno寝床nedokoとto明日ashitaのno朝ごはんasagohanをwo探しませうsagashimaseu

And go find today's sleeping spot and tomorrow's breakfast

やっぱりyappariぬこnukoにniなれんかいにゃ？narenkainya?　な？na?

After all, I really can't become a cat, meow? Right?

血統kettou　生い立ちoitachi　その他もろもろsono ta moromoro

Pedigree, background, all that other stuff —

そんなsonna紙ペラkamiperaがga値踏みnebumiをwoしたshita

Some flimsy piece of paper dared to put a price on me

ふざけるなfuzakeruna　ふざけるなfuzakeruna

Don't mess with me, don't mess with me

あっちacchiのno公園kouen　ペット売り場petto uribaにni

Over at that park, in the pet shop

地球chikyuuのno裏側uragawa　古今東西kokon touzai

On the other side of the earth, through all of time and place

君kimiはwaいないinai　君kimiはwa君kimi以外igaiにniはwaいないんですよ！inaindesu yo!

You're not there — you can only be you, no one else!

ぬこnukoにniなりたきゃnaritakya手teをwo叩けtatake　はい！hai!

If you wanna be a cat, clap your hands — hey!

ぬこnukoにniなりたきゃnaritakya手teをwo叩けtatake　はい！hai!

If you wanna be a cat, clap your hands — hey!

何でもnandemoするsuruから！kara!

I'll do anything!

にゃnya　にゃnya　にゃnya

Nya, nya, nya

にゃーっとnyaatto丸まってmarumatteもぐり込めmogurikome

Mrow — curl up and sneak inside

人hitoのno寝静まるneshizumaru夢yumeのno隙間sukima

Into the gaps of dreams where everyone has fallen asleep

何とnan to素敵なsuteki na物語monogatari

What a wonderful little story

こそこそkosokosoつまみ食いtsumamigui

Sneaking a nibble on the sly

お叱りoshikariはwa専門外senmon gai

Handling scoldings is outside my area of expertise

受付中止uketsuke chuushiのno永年休業中einen kyuugyou chuu

Reception closed — on indefinite permanent leave

まばたきmabatakiのno隙sukiをwo見てmite　あくびakubiをwoかましましょうkamashimashou

Catch the gap between blinks and let out a big yawn

やっぱりyappariぬこnukoにniなれんかいにゃ？narenkainya?

After all, I really can't become a cat, meow?

あっちacchiへe行こうikou　こっちkocchiへe行こうikou

Let's go this way, let's go that way

どこdokoへe行こうikouとtoボクbokuのno未来mirai

Wherever I go, it's my future

邪魔jamaをwoするsuruならnara容赦youshaはwaできないdekinaiなあnaa

If you try to get in my way, I won't hold back —

爪tsume立ててtateteやる！yaru!

I'll bare my claws!

にゃんちゃって♪nyanchatte ♪

Just kidding♪

にゃーっとnyaatto戦いてtatakaite走り出せhashiridase

Mrow — fight and run

金輪際konrinzai知りたくないshiritakunai世yoのno身勝手migatteにni

Against a world's selfishness I never want to know again

愛aiもmo希望kibouもmo七転びnanakorobi　よろけてyorokete八転びhattenkorobi

Love and hope — knocked down seven times, stumbling eight

何食わぬnani kuwanu顔kaoをwoしてshite

With a straight face

大人otonaのno事情jijouならnaraどっかdokkaにni放っぽってhoppotte

Let's toss all that "grown-up business" somewhere far away

今日kyouのno寝床nedokoとto明日ashitaのno朝ごはんasagohanをwo探しませうsagashimaseu

And go find today's sleeping spot and tomorrow's breakfast

こんなkonna世界sekaiとtoおさらばしてosarabashite

So long to a world like this —

やっぱりyappariぬこnukoにniなれんかいにゃ？narenkainya?

After all, I really can't become a cat, meow?