すーぱーぬこSuupaa NukoにniなりたいNaritai

にゃんこnyankoにniはwa関係kankeiがgaにゃい！nyai!

None of that matters to nyankos!

こんにちは、konnichiwa,お昼ohiruのnoニュースnyuusuをwoお伝えします。otsutae shimasu.

Good afternoon, here is your midday news.

今日kyou未明、mimei,のら県nora-kenもふもふ区mofumofu-kuねこがしら公園nekogashira kouen付近fukinにniお住いのosumi no

In the early hours of today, near Neko-gashira Park in Mofumofu Ward, Nora Prefecture,

シロノタマさんShiro no Tama-sanのnoにぼしniboshiがga奪われるubawareruというto iu事件jikenがga発生しました。hassei shimashita.

a dried sardine belonging to a resident named Shiro-no-Tama was stolen.

なお、nao,現在genzaiもmo犯人hanninはwa逃走中tousouchuuのno模様。moyou.

The suspect is still at large at this time.

寝坊してnebou shite2じかんめnijikanme　指されてsasarete問4ばんめmon yonbanme

Slept in — second period — called on — question 4

あーってaa tteなってnatte　いーってii tteなってnatte

"Ah—" and then "Ee—" and then

うーってuu tteなってnatte　えーってee tteなってnatte

"Uu—" and then "Eh—" and then

おーってoo tteなってnatte　ああ！ってaa! tteなってnatte

"Oh—" and then "Ahh!" and then

パスpasu3かいめsankaime

Third time passing

ぽかぽかpokapokaお天気otenkiめme　(めっ！)(me!)

Warm and sunny out — (you meanie!)

居眠りinemuri5じかんめgojikanme

Fifth hour of dozing off

おなかonakaいっぱいippai　テストtesutoはwaねむいnemui

Full stomach — sleepy during the test

カミナリ先生kaminari senseiもmo　ぬこ社会nuko shakai　健在？kenzai?

Even Thunderclap Sensei — nuko society — still going strong?

にぼし！にぼし！にぼし！niboshi! niboshi! niboshi!(はいはい！)(hai hai!)

Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi! (yes yes!)

にぼし！にぼし！niboshi! niboshi!国産！国産！kokusan! kokusan!

Niboshi! Niboshi! Domestic! Domestic!

にぼし！にぼし！にぼし！niboshi! niboshi! niboshi!(はいはい！)(hai hai!)

Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi! (yes yes!)

(おこたの中からぬこぱんち！)(okota no naka kara nuko panchi!)

(Nuko punch from inside the kotatsu!)

ぬこnukoにniなりたいnaritaiなna

I wanna be a nuko

やっぱyappaぬこnukoにniなりたい！naritai!(なりたい)(naritai)

I really wanna be a nuko! (wanna be)

世yoのno視線shisenをwoひとり占めhitorijimeにniしてshite

And hog all the world's attention

世界sekaiのno事情jijouはwaお昼寝ohiruneのno後atoにniしてshite

World affairs can wait until after naptime

土鍋donabeでde丸まりこmarumariko　気ままkimamaにni鳴いてnaiteおどりゃんせodoryanse

Curled up in the clay pot — meow and dance however you please

寝坊してnebou shiteお昼過ぎohiru sugi　まーいっかmaa ikkaってtteズル休みzuruyasumi　うーuu

Slept in past noon — eh whatever, playing hooky — uuu

にゃーってnyaa tte鳴いてnaite×5x5

Meowing ×5

わんってwan tte鳴いたnaita

Let out a bark

あの子ano koはwaだあれ？daare?

Who's that kid?

居残りinokoriお月さまotsukisama　赤点akatenどちらさまdochira sama

Moon staying late — who scored the failing grade?

味噌汁misoshiruかけりゃkakerya　世界sekaiはwa平和heiwa

Pour some miso soup on it and the world is at peace

みんなminnaご一緒にgoissho ni　さあsaa

Everyone together now — come on

しゃちほこにゃんでびーむshachihoko nyan de biimu

Shachihoko nyan beam!

にぼし！にぼし！にぼし！niboshi! niboshi! niboshi!(はいはい！)(hai hai!)

Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi! (yes yes!)

にぼし！にぼし！niboshi! niboshi!国産！国産！kokusan! kokusan!

Niboshi! Niboshi! Domestic! Domestic!

にぼし！にぼし！にぼし！niboshi! niboshi! niboshi!(はいはい！)(hai hai!)

Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi! (yes yes!)

(世界をこの手に(sekai wo kono te ni　ぬこぱんち！)nuko panchi!)

(The world in my paws — nuko punch!)

ぬこnukoにniなりたいnaritaiなna

I wanna be a nuko

やっぱyappaぬこnukoにniなりたい！naritai!(なりたい)(naritai)

I really wanna be a nuko! (wanna be)

君kimiのnoひざ上hiza ueでde丸くmarukuなっていたいnatte itai

I wanna curl up in your lap

人間社会ningen shakaiのno暗黒ankokuをwo走っていくhashitte iku

Racing through the darkness of human society

あくびakubiはwa何回目？nankaime?　気ままkimamaにni鳴いてnaiteおどりゃんせodoryanse

How many yawns is that now? — meow and dance however you please

きっとkitto前世zenseはwaそりゃsorya昔mukashiのnoことkoto

My past life is surely ancient history

しっぽshippoふりふりfurifuriしろにゃんこshiro nyanko

Tail-wagging white nyanko

こんなkonnaIQIQ1ichiにもni mo満たないmitanai

This — not even reaching an IQ of 1

聞いたkiitaことkotoあるaru唄utaだdaことkoto

I feel like I've heard this song before

ヨイサヨイサyoisa yoisaとto花一匁hana ichimonmeでde

Yoisa yoisa, hana-hitomome

にっこりnikkoriしてるshiteruそちらsochiraのno子ko

That kid over there smiling away

全部zenbu誰かdarekaのno願ったnegattaことkotoならnara

If all of it is something someone once wished for

酔ってyotte忘れてwasurete踊ってodotte頂戴！choudai!

Get drunk, forget, and dance for me!

ぬこnukoにniなりたいnaritaiなna

I wanna be a nuko

やっぱyappaぬこnukoにniなりたい！naritai!(なりたい)(naritai)

I really wanna be a nuko! (wanna be)

あの子ano koとtoもう一度mou ichidoおしゃべりoshaberiしたいshitai

I wanna chat with that kid one more time

世界sekaiのno事情jijouはwaお昼寝ohiruneのno後atoにniしてshite

World affairs can wait until after naptime

土鍋donabeでde丸まりこmarumariko　酸いも甘いもsui mo amai mo知れたshiretaことkoto

Curled up in the clay pot — I've tasted the sweet and the bitter

にゃんこnyankoにniはwa関係kankeiがgaにゃい！nyai!

None of that matters to nyankos!