キングスネークKingusuneekuのno憂鬱Yuuutsu

脳味噌noumisoはwaストレスフリーsutoresu furii

My brain is stress-free

まるでmarudeアイスクリームaisu kuriimu

Like ice cream

退屈taikutsuでde溶け出してtokedashiteしまうshimau

Melting away from boredom

普段使いfudan zukaiのno民生機minseiki

An everyday consumer-grade model

特筆tokuhetsuすべきsubeki

Nothing noteworthy

誇れるhokoreru武器bukiをwo持つmotsuでもないdemo nai

No weapon to be proud of

さぁsaa　何naniがga起こるokoruでしょう？deshou?

Now, what's going to happen?

さぁsaa　今夜kon'yaのnoGREAT SHOWGREAT SHOW

Now, tonight's GREAT SHOW

あの娘ano koはwaデリケートderikeeato

That girl is delicate

まるでmarudeスポンジケーキsuponji keeki

Like a sponge cake

みたいにmitai niフワフワfuwa fuwaでde

Soft and fluffy

口当たりkuchiataari良しyoshi

Goes down smooth

充分にjuubun ni肥大したhidai shita

Inflating expectations

期待kitaiをwo膨らましfukuramashi

That have already swollen enough

自分jibunのno唾液daekiでde咳き込んでsekikondeしまうshimau

Choking on my own saliva

さぁsaa　何naniをwoすべきsubekiでしょうdeshou

Now, what should I do?

さぁsaa　君kimiをwo迎えに行こうmukae ni ikou

Now, let me go pick you up

一切issaiのno憂鬱yuuutsuをwo

Every last bit of gloom

そのsono声koeにni乗せてnosete weh eh oh weh eh oh

Load it onto your voice, weh eh oh

吐き出せhakidase

Let it out

心kokoroのno中nakaにni

Inside your heart

巨大なkyodai naキングスネークkingusuneeku

A massive kingsnake

住んでるsunderuことkotoにni気付きkizukiもmoせずsezu

Lives without you even knowing

ご謙遜go kensonのno君kimiにni

To object to your

異議igi唱えるtonaeruべくbeku

Modest self-deprecation

威嚇ikaku乱射ranshaなんかnankaしてみるshitemiruのですno desu

I'll try firing off some warning shots

さぁsaa　もうmouお分かりowakariでしょう？deshou?

Now, you must understand by now, right?

さぁsaa　じゃあjaaお見せするomise suruとしようto shiyou

Now, then let me show you

簡単にkantan niブレーキbureekiをwo

Stop the habit

踏むfumu癖kuseをwoやめてyamete weh eh oh weh eh oh

Of hitting the brakes so easily, weh eh oh

動き出せ！ugokidase!

Get moving!

今日kyouのno不景気fukeikiをwo

Cover up today's gloom

笑い声waraigoeでde蓋してfuta shite weh eh oh weh eh oh

With laughter, weh eh oh

踊り出せodoridase

Start dancing

生きてるikiteru証akashiをwo

The proof that you're alive

魂tamashiiとto共にtomo ni weh eh oh weh eh oh

Together with your soul, weh eh oh

解き放てtokihanate

Set it free