友TomoとtoコーヒーKoohiiとto嘘Usoとto胃袋Ibukuro

あぁaa風の噂kaze no uwasaでde君kimiのno話hanashiをwo聞いたんだkiitandaよyo

Ah, I heard about you through the grapevine

結婚kekkonはwaしたshitaけれどkeredoあまりamari幸せshiawaseではdewaないnaiらしいrashii

You got married, but apparently things aren't going so well

僕bokuにniだってdatteそれなりにsorenari ni守るmamoru生活seikatsuがgaあるaruからkara

I've got my own life to look after too

何naniをwoしてshiteあげられるagerareruというto iu訳wakeじゃないja naiけどkedo

So it's not like I can do anything for you, but

友tomoよyo　友tomoよyo　友tomoよyo

My friend, my friend, my friend

あぁaa男otokoもmoまたmata女on'naにniよってyotte変わるんだなぁkawaru n da naa

Ah, men really do change because of women, don't they

最近saikinはwa紅茶kouchaよりyoriもmoコーヒーkoohiiをwo飲んでるんだnonderu n daよyo

Lately I've been drinking coffee instead of tea

あの娘ano koのno吸うsuu煙草tabakoのno口kuchiのno中nakaのno残り香nokorigaとto

The lingering taste of her cigarettes in my mouth

にがいnigaiコーヒーkoohiiとtoのno相性aishouがgaとてもtotemoいいiiからkara

Goes so well with bitter coffee

飲むnomuよyo　飲むnomuよyo　飲むnomuよyo　飲むnomuよyo

I drink, I drink, I drink, I drink

そうsou僕bokuのno今年kotoshiのno運勢unseiはwaとてもtotemoいいんだなぁii n da naa

Yeah, my fortune this year is looking really good

下らないkudaranaiB級biikyuu雑誌zasshiにni書いてあったkaiteattaけどkedo

Or so it said in some trashy B-list magazine

信じるshinjiru事kotoのno出来そうなdekisou na位kuraiのnoかわいいkawaii嘘usoはwa

But I've decided to try believing

なるべくnarubeku信じてshinjiteみるmiruことkotoにniしたんだshitandaからkara

In lies cute enough to almost be believable

さぁsaa見てみろmite miroよyo今やima ya世紀末seikimatsuはwa遠いtooi過去kakoのno話hanashiだda

Hey, look, the end of the century is ancient history now

そもそもsomosomoキリスト教Kirisutokyouにni僕bokuはwaなんnanのno信仰shinkouもmoないnai

I have zero faith in Christianity to begin with

罰当たりbachiatariとto言われてもiwaretemoクジラkujiraやyaイルカirukaのno肉nikuもmo食べるtaberu

Call me sacrilegious, I'll still eat whale and dolphin meat

悲しみkanashimiもmo　憎しみnikushimiもmo　愛しさitoshisaもmo　優しさyasashisaもmo　いやらしさiyarashisaもmo

Sadness, hatred, tenderness, kindness, and even the dirty stuff

食べるtaberuよyo　食べるtaberuよyo　食べるtaberuよyo

I'll eat it, I'll eat it, I'll eat it

だからdakara胃袋ibukuroよyo　あぁaa僕bokuのno胃袋ibukuroよyo

So my stomach, oh my stomach

もっとmotto強靭kyoujinたれtare　もっとmotto貪欲don'yokuたれtare

Be tougher, be greedier

なんだってnandatte飲み込んでnomikonde　なんだってnandatte消化shoukaしてshite

Swallow everything down, digest it all

全部zenbu　エネルギーenerugiiにni変えてkaeteしまおうshimao

And turn it all into energy

だからdakara胃袋ibukuroよyo　あぁaa僕bokuのno胃袋ibukuroよyo

So my stomach, oh my stomach

もっとmotto強靭kyoujinたれtare　もっとmotto貪欲don'yokuたれtare

Be tougher, be greedier

なんだってnandatte飲み込んでnomikonde　なんだってnandatte消化shoukaしてshite

Swallow everything down, digest it all

全部zenbu　筋肉kinnikuにni変えてkaeteしまおうshimao

And turn it all into muscle