棒人間Bouningen

ねぇnee

Hey

僕bokuはwa人間ningenじゃないんですja nain desu　ほんとにhontoniごめんなさいgomennasai

I'm not a human being, I'm truly sorry

そっくりにsokkuri niできてるdekiteruもんでmon de　よくyoku間違われるmachigawareruのnoですdesu

I'm made to look so much like one, I often get mistaken for one

僕bokuはwa人間ningenじゃないんですja nain desu　じゃあjaa何かnani kaとto聞かれましてもkikaremashite mo

I'm not a human being, and if you ask me what I am

それsoreはwaそれsoreでde皆目kaimoku　見当kentouもmoつかないtsukanaiのnoですdesu

I'm completely, utterly, without a clue myself

見た目mitameがga人間ningenなnaもんでmon de　皆mina人並みhitonamiにni相手aiteしてshiteくれますkuremasu

Since I look like a human, everyone treats me like a normal person

僕bokuもmo期待kitaiにni応えたくてkotaetakute　日々hibi努力doryokuをwo惜しまないoshimanaiのnoですdesu

I want to live up to their expectations too, so I spare no effort every day

笑顔egaoとto同情doujouとto謙遜kensonとto　自己犠牲jiko gisei、、朝asa起床kishouにni優しさyasashisaとto

Smiles and sympathy and modesty and self-sacrifice, waking up in the morning, and kindness

優yuuにni1億ichi okuはwa超えそうなkoesou na　必要事項hitsuyou jikouをwo生きるikiruのnoですdesu

The list of requirements easily exceeds a hundred million, and I live through them all

しかしshikashiまったくもってmattaku motteそのsono甲斐kaiもmoなくnaku　結局kekkyokuモノマネmonomaneはwaモノマネmonomaneでdeしかなくshika naku

But all that effort is entirely in vain, imitation is just imitation after all

一人hitori　またmata一人hitoriとto去ってsatteゆきyuki　人間ningenがga剥がれ落ちるhagare ochiruのnoですdesu

One by one, people leave, and the human in me peels away

大切なtaisetsu na人hitoをwo幸せにshiawase niしたりshitari　面白くomoshirokuもmoないnaiことkotoでde笑ってwaratteみたりmitari

Making someone precious happy, laughing at things that aren't funny

そのうちsono uchi今imaどんなdonna顔kaoのno自分jibunかka　わからなくなるwakaranaku naru始末shimatsuですdesu

Before long, I can't even tell what face I'm wearing anymore

僕bokuはwa人間ningenじゃないんですja nain desu　ほんとにhontoniごめんなさいgomennasai

I'm not a human being, I'm truly sorry

そっくりにsokkuri niできてるdekiteruもんでmon de　よくyoku間違われるmachigawareruのnoですdesu

I'm made to look so much like one, I often get mistaken for one

僕bokuはwa人間ningenじゃないんですja nain desu　じゃあjaa何かnani kaとto聞かれましてもkikaremashite mo

I'm not a human being, and if you ask me what I am

それsoreはwaそれsoreでde皆目kaimoku　見当kentouもmoつかないtsukanaiのnoですdesu

I'm completely, utterly, without a clue myself

僕bokuもmoいつの日にかitsu no hi ni kaホントのhonto no　人間ningenにniなれるんじゃないかnareru n ja nai kaなんてnante

I used to dream that someday I might actually become

そんなsonna夢yumeをwo見ていましたmite imashita　夢yumeをwo見てましたmitemashita

A real human being, I dreamed that dream

ほどよくhodoyokuテキトーにtekitou ni生きながらikinagara　ほどよくhodoyokuまじめにmajime ni働きながらhatarakinagara

Living moderately and carelessly, working moderately and seriously

全然zenzen大丈夫なdaijoubu naフリfuriしながらshinagara　たまにtama ni涙namida流しながらnagashinagara

Pretending everything's perfectly fine, shedding tears now and then

手に入れたte ni ireta幸せshiawaseはwa忘れるwasureruわwa　自分jibunのnoことkotoばかりbakari棚にあげるtana ni ageruわwa

Forgetting the happiness I've gained, always putting my own faults aside

怒らせokorase、、苛つかせiratsukase、、悲しませkanashimase　僕bokuはwa一体ittai誰dareですdesuかka？？

Making people angry, irritated, sad, who on earth am I?

どうせdouseこんなkonnaことkotoにniなるnaruのnoならnara　はじめからhajime kara僕bokuのno姿形sugata katachiをwo

If it was going to end up like this, you should have made me look

人間ningenとtoはwa遥かharukaほどhodo遠いtooiものmonoにni　してshiteくれりゃkureryaよかったyokattaのにno ni

Nothing like a human being from the start

誰かdarekaのnoためにtame ni生きてikiteみたいなmitai na　生まれたumareta意味imiをwo遺してnokoshiteみたいなmitai na

I'd like to try living for someone, I'd like to leave behind a reason I was born

この期に及んでkono go ni oyondeまだmada人間ningenみたいなmitai naことkotoをwoぬかしているnukashite iruのnoですdesu

Even now, at this late stage, I'm still spouting things a human would say

人間ningenとしてto shite初歩shoho中chuuのno初歩shohoをwo　何一つnani hitotsuとしてto shiteできないdekinaiままにmama ni

Unable to do even the most basic of basics as a human being

よくもまぁyoku mo maaそんなsonna気kiにniなれたnaretaもんだmon da　怒るokoruのnoもmoごもっともgomottomoですdesu

How I could even feel that way, well, your anger is entirely justified

僕bokuはwa人間ningenじゃないんですja nain desu　ほんとにhontoniごめんなさいgomennasai

I'm not a human being, I'm truly sorry

そっくりにsokkuri niできてるdekiteruもんでmon de　よくyoku間違われるmachigawareruのnoですdesu

I'm made to look so much like one, I often get mistaken for one

僕bokuもmo人間ningenでdeいいんですiin desuかka？？　ねぇnee誰かdareka答えてkotaeteよyo

Is it okay if I'm human too? Hey, someone please answer me

見よう見まねmiyou mimaneでde生きてるikiteru　僕bokuをwo許してyurushiteくれますkuremasuかka

Will you forgive me for living by imitation?

僕bokuはwa人間ningenじゃないんですja nain desu　ほんとにhontoniごめんなさいgomennasai

I'm not a human being, I'm truly sorry

そっくりにsokkuri niできてるdekiteruもんでmon de　バッタもんbattamonのnoわりにwari niですdesuがga

I'm made to look so much like one, a knockoff though I am

何度nandoもmo諦めたakirametaつもりtsumoriでもdemo　人間ningenでdeありたいaritaiのnoですdesu

No matter how many times I thought I'd given up, I still want to be human