DARMA GRAND PRIX

さぁsaa今日kyouはwaどちらdochiraでdeいこうikou　全部zenbu世界sekaiのnoせいseiにniしてshite

So which shall it be today — blame everything on the world

被害者higaishaヘブンhebunでde管巻くkudamakuかka　加害者kagaisha思想shisouでde謝罪shazai大会taikai

And grumble in victim heaven? Or hold an apology gala in perpetrator mode?

前者zensha選んだeranda君kimiはwa正解seikai　試しtameshiにni一つhitotsu差し出してsashidashiteみなmina

If you picked the former, you got the right answer — try offering one up

この世kono yoでde一番ichibanのno不幸者fukoushaをwo　今imaならnara素通りsudooriしてshiteみせるmiseruよyo

The most unfortunate person in the world — I can walk right past them now

止まらぬtomaranu涙namidaのno感動kandou　空前絶後kuuzenzetsugoのno大daiヒットhitto

Unstoppable tears of emotion — an unprecedented mega hit

なんともnantomoめでたいmedetaiことkotoだdaけどkedo　そのsono涙namidaのno出所dedokoroはwa誰dare??

How wonderful and all, but whose tears are those?

知らぬshiranu誰かdarekaのno涙namidaまでmade　信じれるshinjieruようにyou niなるnaruまでmade

Until I can believe even a stranger's tears

あとatoどれだけdore dakeつまらないtsumaranai奴yatsuとto　話せるhanaseruようにyou niなればnareba

How many more boring people do I need to be able

いいiiのnoかkaだけdakeをwo命題meidaiにni　さぁ、saa,今日kyouもmo目覚めてmezameteみるmiruけどもkedomo

To talk to — that's my only thesis as I wake up again today, but

このkonoプールpuuruはwa泳ぐoyoguにゃnyaもうmou　吐きそうhakisouなnaくらいkurai

This pool is already too nauseating to swim in

えぐいよegui yo

It's brutal

君kimiのno愛aiもmo僕bokuのno意固地ikojiもmo　明日ashitaをwo越えてkoeteゆけるyukeruかなkana

Can your love and my stubbornness make it past tomorrow?

世界sekai最終日saishuu biそのsono日hiのno午後gogoにni残ってるnokotteru方houをwo　勝者shoushaとtoしようshiyouさsa

Whoever's still standing on the afternoon of the world's last day — let's call them the winner

あんたantaにni嫌われるkirawareruのnoはwa　一向ikkouにni構いkamaiやyaしないshinaiけどkedo

I don't mind one bit if you hate me, but

犬ッコロinukkoroにni吠えられるhoerareruのnoはwaさsa　なぜかnaze kaずいぶんzuibunとto応えるんだkotaerun da

When a dog barks at me — for some reason, it really stings

この世kono yoはwa　眠れぬnemurenu夜yoruとto死体shitai、,多忙tabou、,貧乏binbou、,退屈taikutsuとto期待kitaiからkara

This world is a reverse playback of red light, green light — how to escape from

いかにしてika ni shite逃げ遂せるnigeouseruかkaのno　だるまさんdaruma san転んだkorondaのno　逆gyaku再生saisei

Sleepless nights, corpses, busyness, poverty, boredom, and expectation

誰dareがga何naniをwoどうdouしたってshitatte　どんなんdonnanなってんnattenでdeどうdouなろうnarouがga

No matter who does what about it, no matter what's going on or what will happen

んでndeどれだけdore dake気になるki ni naruようなyou naそのsono素振りsoburiをwo振りまいてfurimaiteもmo

No matter how much of that "I care" act you spread around

あなたanataがgaするsuru全てsubeteはwa　そのsonoあなたanataのnoそのsono欲望yokubouのno

Everything you do exists solely to satisfy

そのsonoどれかdore kaをwo満たすmitasuためtameだけdakeにniあるaruなんてnanteさsa

One or another of your desires

すごいよsugoi yo

Incredible

君kimiのno「デモ」"demo"もmo僕bokuのno「ダケド」"dakedo"もmo　明日ashitaをwo越えてkoeteゆけるyukeruかなkana

Can your "but" and my "however" make it past tomorrow?

一度ichidoでdeいいiiさsa　純度jundo百度hyakudoのno　自己犠牲jikogiseなんてnanteやつyatsuをwoしたいshitaiもんだmon da

Just once would be enough — I'd like to try a hundred-percent pure act of self-sacrifice

君kimiのno愛aiもmo僕bokuのno意固地ikojiもmo　明日ashitaをwo越えてkoeteゆけるyukeruかなkana

Can your love and my stubbornness make it past tomorrow?

世界sekai最終日saishuu biそのsono日hiのno午後gogoにni残ってるnokotteru方houをwo　勝者shoushaとしてto shite

Whoever's still standing on the afternoon of the world's last day — as the winner

この世kono yoでdeいざiza今ima無敵mutekiなnaのnoはwa　被害者higaisha　敗者haisha復活fukkatsuのno時toki

The one truly invincible in this world right now is the victim — in this time of second chances for losers

自分jibun消滅shoumetsuのno3秒san byou前maeにni　笑うwarauのnoはwaそうsou　このkono僕bokuのnoほうhouさsa

Three seconds before self-annihilation — the one laughing is me