DASAI DAZAI

今日kyouのno降水確率kousui kakuritsu20％nijuu paasento　これkoreがga高いtakaiかka低いhikuiかkaをwo

Today's chance of rain: twenty percent—whether that's high or low

決めるkimeruのnoはwa君kimiのno心kokoro次第shidai　傘kasaをwo持つmotsuかka心意気kokoroiki次第shidai

is up to your heart, up to whether you've got the guts to carry an umbrella

告白kokuhaku成功率seikou ritsu20％nijuu paasentoはwa如何ともikan tomoしがたいshigataiよyoなna

A twenty-percent success rate on a confession is pretty hopeless, right?

これkoreはwaおそらくosorakuはwa負けmake試合jiai　あとatoはwa負け方makekataのno美学bigaku次第shidai

This is probably a losing game—the rest is just the art of how you lose

駆け引きkakehikiはwaもはやmohaya意味imiがgaないnaiのnoならnara

If the mind games are already pointless

このkono心kokoro成仏joubutsuさせsaseにniいざiza

then let me go lay this heart to rest

例えばtatoeba

For example

君kimiがga主演shuenのno映画eigaのno最後saigo　流れるnagareruエンドロールendorooruでdeはwa僕bokuのno

In the end credits rolling after the movie starring you—where does my

名前namaeはwa何番目nanbanmeにni　出てくるdetekuruのnoかka　知らないshiranaiけどkedo

name appear? I don't know, but

今imaはwaその他sonota大勢taiseiのno中naka　埋もれているuzumoreteiru僕bokuでもdemo　いつかitsuka

Right now I'm buried among the extras, but someday

君kimiのno名前namaeのnoすぐsugu後atoにni　並んでnarandeみせるmiseruよyo

I'll line up right after your name, just watch

君kimiからkaraのno　最優秀男優賞saiyuushuu danyuushouをwo目指すmezasuのno

I'm aiming for the Best Actor award from you

僕bokuのno携帯keitai充電juuden12％juuni paasento　まだmada昼hiru2時nijiをwo過ぎたsugitaとこtoko

My phone battery is at twelve percent and it's just past two in the afternoon

君kimiからkara気まぐれkimagureのno誘いsasoiがga　万が一man ga ichi来てkiteもmo非常事態hijou jitai

If by some miracle you sent a last-minute invite—it'd be a state of emergency

僕bokuのno生存確率seizon kakuritsu20年後nijuunen goとかtokaできたらdekitara知りたくないshiritakunaiのnoさsa

My survival rate twenty years from now—I'd rather not know

それsoreよりyori知りたいshiritaiことkotoがgaあるaru　誰dareにniもmo言えないienaiことkotoがgaあるaru

There's something else I want to know, something I can't tell anyone

生まれてumareteこの方kono kata叶ったkanattaすべてsubeteのno

Every wish that's ever come true in my life so far—

願いnegai全てsubete引き換えhikikaeとかtokaどう？dou?　それでもsoredemo無理？muri?

how about I trade them all? Still not enough?

例えばtatoeba

For example

君kimiのnoベロberoとto僕bokuのnoベロberoがga天文学的tenmongakuteki確率kakuritsuでde

If your tongue and my tongue, against all astronomical odds

触れ合うfureauなんてnanteことkotoがga　もしもmoshimo起こったokottaとtoしたshitaならnara

touched—if that actually happened

ご先祖gosenzoからkara末代matsudaiまでmade　皆々minamina総立ちsoudachiにniなりnari歓喜kanki

Every ancestor down to my last descendant would be on their feet cheering

このkono気持ちkimochiをwoトキメキtokimekiとto呼ばずyobazu　何nanとto呼ぶんyobunでしょう？deshou?

If you don't call this feeling excitement—then what do you call it?

精seiもmo根neもmo純junもmo情jouもmo　混ざったmazatta　白濁hakudakuのno愛aiをwo

Spirit and soul and purity and passion, all mixed into a milky-white love

三島的mishimateki大演説daienzetsuでde　太宰的dazaitekiそのsono文体buntaiでde

In a Mishima-style grand speech, in a Dazai-style prose—

あなたanataにni伝えたいtsutaetaiのnoですdesu

that's how I want to tell you

人hitoはwa0.2秒zero ten ni byouでde恋koiにni落ちochi　そしてsoshite5臓6腑gozou roppuでdeのめりこみnomerikomi

A person falls in love in 0.2 seconds, then dives in with every organ they've got

1000年sennenかけてkaketeもmo癒えないienaiようなyou na深くfukaku重いomoi　傷kizuをwo背負うseou

and bears a deep, heavy wound that a thousand years couldn't heal