ジェニファーJenifaa山田Yamadaさんsan

1・2・3・41・2・3・4

1, 2, 3, 4

もしもmoshimo俺oreがga明日ashita死ぬshinuならnara爆弾bakudan抱えてkakaete向かうんだmukaunada

If I were gonna die tomorrow, I'd strap on a bomb and head for

永田町nagata chouにni●●●●●●●●にni会ってatte目meのno前maeでde吹き飛びたいfukitobitai

Nagatacho, meet XXXX, and blow myself up right in front of them

もしmoshi一生isshou死ねないshinenaiならnaraティッシュtisshuをwo抱えてkakaete泣き叫ぶんだnakisakebu nda

If I could never die, I'd clutch a box of tissues and wail

生涯shougai捧げるsasageruってtte言葉kotoba使えるtsukaeruからkaraこそkoso人hitoがga好きsukiだda

I love people because we can actually use the words "I'll devote my life to you"

命inochiをwo無駄mudaにniしたいshitaiわけじゃないwake ja nai 誰かdarekaのnoためのtame no俺oreでdeいたいitai

I don't want to waste my life, I want to be someone who lives for someone else

60億個rokujuuoku koのnoほんのhonnoちょっとchottoのno愛aiとto平和heiwaとtoそのsono優しさyasashisaでde

With just a tiny bit of love and peace and kindness from six billion people

どれだけdoredakeキレイkireiなna世界sekaiにniなるnaruかka俺oreはwa見てみたいmite mitaiのno

I want to see how beautiful this world could become

何年万年nannen mannenってtte経ってtatteしまったってshimattatte

Even after years and years and years have passed

なんもかんもnanmo kanmo変わりゃせんやんけkawarya sen yan ke

Nothing's changed one damn bit

これだけkoredake醜いminikui世界sekaiにniしてshiteくれてkureteどうもありがとうdoumo arigatou

Thank you so much for making the world this ugly

先生sensei「何か質問はありますか?はい、じゃあジェニファー」"nanika shitsumon wa arimasu ka? Hai, jaa jenifaa"

Teacher: "Any questions? Yes, Jennifer"

生徒seito「ブッシュってどういう意味?」"Busshu tte dou iu imi?"

Student: "What does 'bush' mean?"

先生sensei「それはつまりチン毛って意味」"sore wa tsumari chinmo tte imi"

Teacher: "It basically means pubic hair"

俺oreはwaきっとkittoバカbakaだdaよyo 君kimiがga言わずもがなiwazu mo gana知ってるshitteruよyo

I'm probably an idiot, and you know that without me saying it

俺oreはwa誰dareよりyori俺oreをwo 君kimiはwa誰dareよりyori君kimiをwo

I love me more than anyone, and you love you more than anyone

だけどdakedo分かり合いたいwakari aitaiのno 俺oreはwa誰dareよりもyori mo君kimiとto

But I want to understand each other, more than anyone, with you

60億個rokujuuoku koのnoほんのhonnoちょっとchottoのno愛aiとto勇気yuukiとtoそのsono優しさyasashisaでde

With just a tiny bit of love and courage and kindness from six billion people

これだけkoredakeキレイkireiなna世界sekaiにniなったnattaねneってtte言ってitteみたいmitaiのno

I want to say "look how beautiful the world has become"

千年万年sennen mannenってtte待ってmatteみたってmitatteなんもnanmo変わるkawaru気がせえへんよーki ga seehen yoo

Even if I wait a thousand years, ten thousand years, I don't feel like anything will change

これだけkoredake汚いkitanai世界sekaiをwo俺oreはwa子供kodomoにゃnya見せたくないんだよmisetakunainda yo

I don't want to show my kids a world this dirty

難しいmuzukashiiことkotoはwa分からんけどwakaran kedo そんなsonnaことkoto知りたくもないけどshiritaku mo nai kedo

I don't get the hard stuff, and I don't even want to know it, but

いつからitsu kara子供kodomoはwa大人otonaに?ni? 人生jinseiはwaなぜかnaze ka履歴書rirekishoにni

When did kids become adults? Why did life become a resume?

勘定kanjouはwa割り勘warikanなnaのnoにni領収書ryoushuushoはwa自分jibunのnoものmonoにni

The bill is split evenly but the receipt goes in your pocket

サンタクロースsanta kuroosuはwa子供kodomoのnoためにtame ni コンドームkondoomuはwa自分jibunのnoためにtame ni

Santa Claus is for the kids, condoms are for yourself

怒りikariをwo誰かdarekaのnoためにtame ni 愛情aijouはwa自分jibunのnoものmonoにni

Anger is for someone else, affection is for yourself

何naniがga見えるmieruそのsono先sakiに?ni?愛aiはwaあるaruのかいno kaiそこsokoに?ni?

What do you see beyond that? Is there love there?

愛aiをwo誰かdarekaのnoためにtame ni 誰かdarekaのnoためのtame no部屋heyaをwo心kokoroにni

Love for someone else, a room in your heart for someone else

60億個rokujuuoku koのnoほんのhonnoちょっとchottoのno愛aiとto平和heiwaとtoそのsono優しさyasashisaでde

With just a tiny bit of love and peace and kindness from six billion people

どれだけdoredakeキレイkireiなna世界sekaiにniなるnaruかka俺oreはwa見てみたいmite mitaiのno

I want to see how beautiful this world could become

今、今、まさにこの今ima, ima, masa ni kono ima 何かnanikaすりゃsurya変わるkawaruかもしれんやんけkamo shiren yan ke

Right now, right now, this very now, maybe something will change if we do something

これだけkoredake醜いminikui世界sekaiでもdemo俺oreはwa生きてikite笑ってwaratteいたいitaiのno

Even in a world this ugly, I want to live and keep smiling

これだけkoredake醜いminikui世界sekaiだからこそda kara koso 見えるものmieru mono

Because the world is this ugly, what I can see

感じることkanjiru koto 伝えたいtsutaetaiのno

What I can feel, what I want to share

笑えないよwaraenai yo 笑いたいよwaraitai yo だからこそdakara koso

I can't laugh, I want to laugh, and that's exactly why

えーと、なんだろうな…eeto, nandarou na…

Um, what was it again...

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