おしゃかしゃまOshakashama

カラスKarasuがga増えたfuetaからkara殺しますkoroshimasu

Crows have increased, so we kill them

さらにsarani猿saruがga増えたfuetaからkara減らしますherashimasu

Monkeys have increased too, so we cull them

でもdemoパンダpandaはwa減ったhettaからkara増やしますfuyashimasu

But pandas have decreased, so we breed them

けどkedo人類jinruiはwa増えてもfuetemo増やしますfuyashimasu

Yet humans keep increasing, and we still breed them

僕らbokuraはwaいつでもitsudemo神様kamisamaにni

We're always praying to God

願ってnegatte拝んでてもogandete mo　いつしかitsushika

Wishing and bowing, but before we knew it

そうさsousa僕らbokura人類jinruiがga　神様kamisamaにni

That's right, we humans had become

気付いたらkidzuitaraなってたnattetaのno　何様nanisamaなnaのさnosa

God ourselves, without even noticing, who do we think we are

僕bokuはwa見たmitaことkotoはwaないんだnainda

I've never actually seen one

あちらこちらachira kochiraのno絵画kaigaでde見るんだmirunda

I see them in paintings here and there

さらにsarani話hanashiでde聞いてるkiiteru神様kamisama

And the God I hear about in stories

はwaどれもdoremoこれもkoremo人hitoのno形katachiなんだnanda

Always looks like a human, every single one

偶然guuzenのno一致icchiかka　運命unmeiのno合致gacchi

Is it a coincidence? A match of destiny?

はたまたhatamata　自分勝手jibunkatteスケッチsuketchi

Or just a selfish sketch?

あっちacchi　こっちkocchiそっちsocchiってtteどっちdocchi

This way, that way, which way is which?

一体ittaiどうなってるんdou natterunダ・ヴィンチDa Vinci

What on earth is going on, Da Vinci?

来世raiseがgaあったってattatte　仮にkarini無くたってnakutatte　だからdakara何だってnandatte言うんだiunda

Even if there's a next life, even if there's not, so what?

生まれ変わったってumarekawattatte　変わらなくたってkawaranakutatte　んなこたぁnna kotaaどうだってdoudatteいいんだiinda

Even if I'm reborn, even if I'm not, who the hell cares?

人hitoはwaいつだってitsudatte　全てsubete好き勝手sukikatte　なんとかってnantokatte言ったitta連鎖rensaのno

Humans have always been free to do as they please, at the top of some chain or whatever

上ueにni立ったってtattatte　なおもnaomoてっぺんteppenがga　あるんだってarundatte言い張んだよiihannda yo

Even standing at the top, they insist there's still a higher peak

もしもmoshimoこのkono僕bokuがga神様kamisamaならばnaraba　全てsubeteをwo決めてもkimete moいいならiinara

If I were God, if I could decide everything

77日間nichikanでde世界sekaiをwo作るtsukuruようなyou na　真似maneはwaきっとkitto僕bokuはwaしないshinaiだろうdarou

I surely wouldn't pull a stunt like creating the world in seven days

きっとkittoもっとmottoちゃんとchanto時間jikanをwoかけてkakete　またmata　きちっとしたkichitto shita計画keikakuをwo立ててtatete

I'd surely take more time, and make a proper plan

だってdatte焦ってasette急いでisoide　作ったtsukuttaせいでseide　切ってkitte張ってhatte　作ってtsukutte壊してkowashite

Because rushing and hurrying to make it, cutting and pasting, making and breaking

増やしてfuyashite減らしてherashite　減らしたらherashitara増やしてfuyashite

Increasing and decreasing, decrease then increase again

なしてnashite　どうしてdoushite　ってtteなんでかってnandekatte??

Why? How come? And why is that?

「?」「?」出したdashitaフリしてfurishite　分かってるwakatteruくせしてkuse shite

Pretending to ask "?" while knowing full well

「話して「hanashite　聞かせてkikasete　なんでなんで」nande nande」

"Tell me, let me hear, why, why"

だってdatte馬鹿bakaなんだってnandatte人類jinruiなんてnante

Because humans are idiots, that's what they are

そりゃsoryaそうsouなんだってnandatte分かってるってwakatterutte

Yeah, that's right, we know that

だからdakara1、2、31、2、3でde滅んじゃえばhorobinjae baいいんだってiindatte

So on the count of 1, 2, 3 we should just go extinct

だってdatte　なんてったってnantettatte

Because, after all

馬鹿bakaはwa死なないshinanaiとto治らないnaoranai　ならnara考えたってkangaetatte仕方shikataがgaないnai

You can't fix stupid unless they die, so there's no point in thinking about it

さぁsaa来世raiseのnoおいらoiraにni期待大kitaidae　でもdemo待ってmatte　じゃあjaa現世genseはwaどうすんだいdou sundai

Alright, big hopes for the me in the next life, but wait, what about this life?

さぁsaa無茶muchaしようshiyou　そんでsonde苦茶kuchaしようshiyou　二つfutatsu合わさってawasatte無茶苦茶muchakuchaにniしようshiyou

Let's go wild, and then go crazy, put them together and make a total mess

さぁsaa有耶uyaしようshiyou　そんでsonde無耶muyaしようshiyou　二つfutatsu合わさってawasatte有耶無耶uya muyaにniしようshiyou

Let's go yes, and then go no, put them together and make it all a blur

だからdakaraなんだってnandatte　ダメdameにniなったってnattatte　先sakiがgaあんだってandatte言うんだiunda

So what? Even if things fall apart, there's still a road ahead, I say

なぜにnazeniなんだってnandatte　ポイpoiしちゃっといてshichatte oite　次tsugiはwaなんだってnandatte言うんだiunda

Why the hell? After tossing it away, what's next? I say

だがしかしdagashikashibutbut　けどけれどkedokeredoyetyet　何naniをwoどうやってdouyatteいいんだiinda

But however, yet still, what am I supposed to do?

何naniをwo言ったってittatte　何naniをwoやったってyattatte　ダメdameだdaダメdameだってdatte言うんだiunda

No matter what I say, no matter what I do, it's no good, no good, they say

ならばnaraba　どうすればdousurebaいい?ii?　どこdokoにni向かえばmukaebaいいii

Then what should I do? Where should I go?

いてもitemoいなくなってもinaku natte mo　いけないikenaiならばnaraba　どこdokoにni

Whether I stay or whether I'm gone, if neither is allowed, then where?

来世raiseがgaあったってattatte　仮にkarini無くたってnakutatte　だからdakara何だってnandatte言うんだiunda

Even if there's a next life, even if there's not, so what?

生まれ変わったってumarekawattatte　変わらなくたってkawaranakutatte　んなこたぁnna kotaaどうだってdoudatteいいんだiinda

Even if I'm reborn, even if I'm not, who the hell cares?

天国tengoku行ったってittatte　地獄jigokuだったってdattatte　だからdakaraなんだってnandatte言うんだiunda

Even if I go to heaven, even if it's hell, so what?

上ueじゃなくたってja nakutatte　下shitaじゃなくたってja nakutatte　横yokoにniだってdatte道michiはwaあんだanda

Even if it's not up, even if it's not down, there's a road going sideways too