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今日kyouもmo世界sekaiのnoあちらこちらachira kochiraでde

Today, all around the world

述語jutsugoとto主語shugoがgaやりあってんだyariattenda

Predicates and subjects are going at it

文脈bunmyakuさえもsae mo通り越しちゃえばtoorikoshichaeba

If we can just get past even the context

きっとkitto平和heiwaのno世界征服sekai seifukuさsa

Then surely it's world domination for peace

僕らbokuraのno当たり前atarimaeのno毎日mainichiがga

If our ordinary everyday lives

それsoreだけdakeでde罪tsumiとto言われんならiwarennara

Are called a sin just for existing

いいiiよyo半端なhanpa naアメameとtoムチmuchiなんかnanka

Fine then — forget your half-hearted carrots and sticks

1000年分sennenbu nまとめてmatomete裁判saibanをwo

Let's put a thousand years on trial at once

たまたまtamatama空いたaita穴anaにni僕たちbokutachiはwa　天文学的tenmongakuteki方程式houteishikiでde

We were dropped into a hole that happened to open up — by astronomical equations

産み堕とされたumiotosaretaそれsoreだけdakeなんだnanda　本当にhontou ni　ただtadaそれsoreだけdakeなんだnanda

That's all it was — truly, that's all it was

今日kyouもmo世界sekaiのnoあちらこちらachira kochiraでde

Today, all around the world

呪文jumonのnoようにyou ni飛び交ってんだtobikattenda

They're flying back and forth like incantations

産まれてきたumaretekitaだけdakeでde奇跡kisekiとto

Being born is a miracle, they say

分かったwakattaからkara一つhitotsuだけdake　いいiiかいkai

Fine, now that I know that, just one thing — may I?

V.I.PV.I.P限定商品gentei shouhinのno割にwari ni

For a so-called V.I.P. exclusive product

このkonoギリギリgirigiriのno日々hibiはwa何?nani?

What's with these days barely scraping by?

どうせdouse奇跡kisekiでde産み堕とすumiotosunaraならnara

If you're going to drop us in by miracle anyway

ちゃんとchanto最後saigoまでmade起こしてokoshiteよyo

Then see it through properly to the end

平和heiwaとto退屈taikutsuのno差saなんてnanteさsa　起き抜けokinuke見たmita空soraのno方角hougakuでde

The difference between peace and boredom — it's just which way the sky faces when you wake

待ちに待ったmachi ni matta核弾頭kakudantouがga僕らbokuraのno頭atama通り越してったtoorikoshitetta

The long-awaited warhead sailed right over our heads

いよいよiyoiyo三次sanji世界戦争sekai sensouだda

Here it comes — World War Three

冷たいtsumetai声koeのno合唱gasshouにni　希望kibouのno度doをwo越えたkoeta歓声kanseiにni

In the chorus of cold voices, in the cheers that exceeded all hope

もみくしゃmomikushaにniなったnattaままmama　走らせたhashiraseta今日kyouをwo

Crumpled up as I was, I sent today running

右向け右migi muke migiのno号令goureiにni　正気shoukiをwo失ったushinatta万歳banzaiにni

In the command to face right, in the banzai that had lost all sanity

しわくちゃshiwakuchaにniなったnattaままmama　明日asuをwo迎えmukaeにniいくikuよyo

Wrinkled up as I was, I go to greet tomorrow

何千年前nanzennen maeだdaかka確かにtashika ni

Thousands of years ago, certainly

このkono世界sekaiでdeはじめてhajimete「ウソツキ」usotsukiとto

To the one who first said "liar"

言ったittaあなたanataにni言ってitteおきたいんだokitainda

In this world — I want to tell you something

すべてsubeteはwa君kimiがgaはじめたんだよhajimetandayoとto

It was you who started all of this

あれareからkara幾年月ikutoshitsuki経ったってtattatte

No matter how many years and months have passed since then

君kimiのno声koeはwa今imaもmo木霊してるkodama shiteru

Your voice still echoes today

思わずomowazu口kuchiをwoついたtsuita四文字yonmojiがga

Those four letters that slipped out of your mouth

このkono世界sekaiをwo今imaもmo覆っているootteiru

Still blanket this world

このkono瞬間shunkanもmo止めどなくtomedonaku　ほらhora　白shiroとto黒kuroとtoがgaやりあってんだyariattenda

Even this very moment, ceaselessly, look — white and black are going at it

そのsono火の粉hi no koでde上がったagatta炎honooでde　泣く泣くnakunaku僕らbokura暖danをwoとったんだtottanda

With the flames raised by those sparks, we reluctantly warmed ourselves

語り継がれたkatari tsug areta物語monogatariはwa

The stories passed down through generations

いつもitsumo終わり方owarikataはwa決まっていたkimatteita

Always had the same kind of ending

「そしてsoshite彼らkareraはwaいついつまでもitsuitsumademo

"And they lived happily

幸せにshiawase ni暮らしましたkurashimashitaとさ」to sa

Ever after"

ちょっとchotto待ってmatteよyo　知りたいshiritaiのnoはwa

Wait just a moment — what I want to know

そのsono続きtsuzukiだdaよyo　守りたいmamoritaiのnoはwa

Is what comes after — what I want to protect is

やっとyatto手teにniしたshitaハッピーエンディングhappii endinguをwo

The hard-won happy ending — a capsule

枯らさずkarasa zuにni咲かせとくsakaseto kuカプセルkapuseruをwo

To keep it blooming without letting it wither

大ドンデンdaidonden逆転勝利gyakuten shouriもmo　全世界的zensekaitekiハイライトhairaitoもmo

The dramatic comeback victories, the worldwide highlights —

出尽くしdetsukushi　あとatoはwaデットエンドdetto endoのno　このkono時代jidaiにni産まれたumareta運命unmeiをwo

All exhausted, and now facing a dead end — the fate of being born in this era

二行nigyouにniまとめられたmatomeraretaストーリーsutooriiをwo

A story summed up in two lines

踏みにじられたfuminijirareta正解seikaiもmo　容易くtayasuku裏切られたuragirareta情熱jounetsuもmo

The trampled-on correct answers, the easily betrayed passion

しわくちゃshiwakuchaにniなってnatteなおnao　このkono手teのno中nakaにni

Crumpled up and still, here in these hands

積み上げられたtsumiagerareta過ちayamachiにni　黙してmokushite語られずkatararazuのno回答kaitouにni

On the piled-up mistakes, on the answers left unspoken in silence

散り散りchiridiriにniなってnatteなおnao　しがみつくshigamitsukuけどkedo

Scattered to pieces and still, I cling on, but

いよいよiyoiyoすべてsubete　はじめましてhajimemashiteですdesu

At last, everything is a fresh introduction

自分jibunのno家ieでdeみんなminna迷子maigoですdesu

Everyone's lost in their own home

そうsou　幸せshiawaseのno数え方kazoekataからkara　もう一度mou ichido

Yes — starting from how to count happiness, one more time

無実mujitsuとto張り上げたhariageta声koeでもdemo

Even the voice that cried out "innocent"

実はjitsu waどっかdokkaにni心当たりkokoroatariもmo

Actually has a hunch somewhere deep down

さぁsaa　いざiza甘んじてamanjite受けましょうukemoshou

Come now — let's willingly accept the sentence

『主文:懲役、僕の生涯』shubun: choueki, boku no shougaiをwo

"Verdict: a life sentence, the span of my life"

命inochiをwo賭しtoshi　命inochiのno刑期keikiをwo

Risking my life — serving the term of my life

冷たいtsumetai声koeのno合唱gasshouにni　希望kibouのno度doをwo越えたkoeta歓声kanseiにni

In the chorus of cold voices, in the cheers that exceeded all hope

もみくしゃmomikushaにniなったnattaままmama　吐き出したhakidashita今日kyouをwo

Crumpled up as I was, I spat out today

とっくにtokku ni枯れ果てたkarehateta涙線ruidasenをwo　揺らし続けるyurashi tsuzukeru君kimiのno存在sonzaiもmo

Your existence that keeps shaking my tear ducts, long since dried out

ごちゃ混ぜgochamazeにniなったnattaままmama　瞬くmatataku世界sekai

All jumbled up as it is, a blinking world