そこSokoにniあるAru

電話denwaのnoベルberuのno音otoをwo (もしもーし)(moshi mooshi)

The ringing of the telephone (hello-o)

リンリンrinrinってtte呼ぶyobuのnoはwa分かるwakaruよyo (でもね)(demo ne)

Calling it ring-ring makes sense (but you know)

僕bokuのno股間kokanにniあるaruものmonoをwo (みんな)(minna)

The thing between my legs (everyone)

チンチンchinchinってtteなんでnande呼ぶyobuのno (知らないわよ そんなの)(shiranai wa yo sonna no)

Why do they call it a ding-dong? (How should I know)

もしもmoshimo君kimiがga男otokoならnara (私女なんだけど)(watashi onna nandakedo)

If you were a guy (I'm a girl though)

僕bokuのno枕元makuramotoにniはwa (ゴムじゃないわよ)(gomu janai wa yo)

By my pillow (it's not a rubber)

いつでもitsudemoティッシュtisshuのno箱hakoがga (あー)(aa)

There's always a box of tissues (ah)

あるaruわけwakeがgaよくyoku分かるwakaruだろうdarou (ア゛ー)(aa)

You'd totally understand why (AH)

そんなsonna世の中yononaka難しくないmuzukashikunaiよyo そこsokoにniあるaruべきbekiものmonoがgaあるaruだけdakeだda

The world isn't that complicated, things that should be there are just there

俺らoreraはwa無理muriにni無理muriなnaものmono生んでunde その後sonoato忘れちゃうwasurechauのnoがga好きsukiなんだnanda

We force impossible things into existence and then love to forget about them

嬉しくてureshikute 楽しくてtanoshikute 笑ったwaratta数kazuだけdake 顔kaoのnoしわshiwaもmo 段々dandan増えるfueruけどkedo

Happy, joyful, the more you laugh, the more wrinkles grow on your face, but

だからdakara きっとkittoだからdakara 俺oreはwaばあちゃんbaachanのno顔kaoがgaすんごいsungoi好きsukiなんだnanda

That's why, that must be why, I love my grandma's face so incredibly much

嬉しくてureshikute 楽しくてtanoshikute 笑ったwaratta数kazuだけdake 顔kaoのnoしわshiwaもmo段々dandan増えるfueruのにnoni

Happy, joyful, the more you laugh, the more wrinkles grow on your face, and yet

ダメdameだdaよyoそんなsonna イヤiyaだdaよyo 君kimiはwaなんでnandeそれsoreをwo 一生懸命isshoukenmei隠したがるkakushitagaruの?no?

No way, I hate it, why do you try so hard to hide them?

キレイkireiなnaのにnoni 素敵sutekiなnaのにnoni そこsokoにniあるaruべきbekiなnaのにnoni

They're beautiful, they're lovely, they should be right there

一生懸命isshoukenmei隠したがるkakushitagaruの?no? 一体全体ittaizentaiどういうdou iuつもりtsumoriなnaの?no?

Why do you try so hard to hide them? What are you even thinking?

僕bokuはwa命inochiのno歩くarukuべきbeki道michiをwo行くikuよyo

I'll walk the path that life was meant to walk

嬉しくてureshikute 楽しくてtanoshikute 笑ったwaratta数kazuだけdake 顔kaoのnoしわshiwaもmo段々dandan増えるfueruけどkedo

Happy, joyful, the more you laugh, the more wrinkles grow on your face, but

だからdakara きっとkittoだからdakara 俺oreはwaじいちゃんjiichanのno顔kaoがgaすんごいsungoi好きsukiなんだnanda

That's why, that must be why, I love my grandpa's face so incredibly much

もしもmoshimo君kimiがga男otokoならnara 僕bokuのno枕元makuramotoにniはwa

If you were a guy, by my pillow

いつでもitsudemoティッシュtisshuのno箱hakoがga あるaruわけwakeがgaよくyoku分かるwakaruだろうdarou

There's always a box of tissues, you'd totally understand why