億万笑者Okuman Shousha

明日asuにni希望kibouをwo持ったmotta者monoだけdakeにni　絶望zetsubouがgaあるんだarunda

Only those who had hope for tomorrow know despair

何かnanikaをwo信じたshinjita者monoだけdakeにni　裏切りuragiriはwaあるんだarunda

Only those who believed in something know betrayal

勇者yuushaだけdakeにni与えられたataerareta　名誉meiyoのno負傷fushouとtoでもdemo言うiuのnoかka

A medal of honor given only to the brave, you might call it

それにしてはsore ni shite waずいぶんzuibunとto　割に合わないwari ni awanaiなna

But for that, the deal seems pretty unfair

手にしたいte ni shitaiものmonoがgaないnai者monoにni　眠れぬnemurenu夜yoruはwaないんだnainda

Those with nothing they want have no sleepless nights

守りたいmamoritaiものmonoがgaないnai者monoにni　このkono怖れosoreなどnadoないんだnainda

Those with nothing to protect don't know this fear

握りしめるnigirishimeruことkotoもmoなければnakereba　奪われるubawareruことkotoもmoないんだnainda

If you never grip anything tight, nothing can be taken from you

失くしたってnakushitatte気付かぬkizukanu者monoからkaraはwa　何もnanimo奪えやしないんだubae ya shinainda

From someone who wouldn't even notice something's gone, nothing can be stolen

「絶望zetsubouなんかnankaまだmadaしてんの?shiten no?　何naniをwoそんなsonna期待kitaiしてるの?」shiteru no?

"You're still in despair? What are you expecting so much of?"

ご忠告gochuukokuどうもありがとうdoumo arigatou　でもdemo譲るyuzuru気kiはwaないんだnainda

Thanks for the advice, but I have no intention of giving it up

僕bokuはwaねne　知ってるんだshitterunda　これらkoreraすべてsubete

I know, you see, that all of this

喜びyorokobiのno対価taikaだdaとto　万歳banzaiのnoおたまじゃくしotamajakushiだdaとto

Is the price of joy, the tadpole stage of celebration

僕bokuのno肩kataにni乗ったnotta　彼らkareraすべてsubete

All of them, sitting on my shoulders

対義taigiのno語goとtoセットsettoなnaのno　片割れkatawareのnoもとmotoへe無事buji届けるtodokeruまでmade

Come paired with their antonym, until I safely deliver them to their other half

裏切りuragiriをwo知ったshitta者monoだけdakeにni　疑いutagaiがga芽生えるんだmebaerunda

Only those who've known betrayal begin to doubt

そいつsoitsuをwo手にしたte ni shita自らmizukaraのno　汚れyogoreをwo憎むんだnikumunda

And they despise their own filth for having held that doubt

でもdemoそもそもsomosomoのno元motoをwo辿っていけばtadotte ikeba　正しさtadashisaにni気付くんだkizukunda

But if you trace it all the way back to the very beginning, you'll find the rightness

どれほどdore hodoのno価値kachiがgaあったattaかkaはwa　手放してtebanashiteからkara知るんだshirunda

You only learn its true value after you've let it go

「身軽migaruにniなったnattaこのkono体karadaでde　僕bokuはwaどこdokoにniだってdatte行けるikeruよ」yo

"With this light body, I can go anywhere"

いや、iya,手放したtebanashita時tokiはwaもうmouすでにsude ni　そのsono価値kachiはwa分からないんだwakaranai nda

No, by the time you've let go, you can no longer know its worth

僕bokuだけdake知ってるんだshitterunda　これらkoreraすべてsubete

Only I know, that all of this

喜びyorokobiのno対価taikaだdaとto　昨今sakkonのnoドル円相場doruensoubaはwaどう?dou?

Is the price of joy, so how's today's dollar-yen exchange rate?

この際kono saiだdaもうmou　目指そうmezasouかka　せっかくsekkakuだからdakara

Since we're at it, shall we aim for it? While we're at it

効率優先至上主義kouritsu yuusen shijou shugiのno　現代gendaiのno億万笑者okuman shoushaでもdemo　ねぇnee

A billionaire of laughter in this efficiency-first modern age, hey

一人hitoriでdeはwa叶えられないkanaerarenaiとto　このkono寂しさsabishisaはwa言うんだiunda

I can't make it come true alone, this loneliness tells me

本当にhontou ni寂しいsabishiiのnoはwa　そうsou思えなくなるomoenaku naruことkotoなんだnanda

What's truly lonely is when you can't even feel that anymore

僕bokuがga僕bokuをwo諦めたらakirametara　もうmou痛みitamiなどnadoないんだnainda

If I gave up on myself, there'd be no more pain

それだけでsore dake deこれらkorera全てsubeteがga　たまらなくtamaranaku愛しいんだitoshiinda

That alone is what makes all of this unbearably dear

僕bokuはwaねne知ってるんだshitterunda　これらkoreraすべてsubete

I know, you see, that all of this

喜びyorokobiのno対価taikaだdaとto　本日honjitsuのno為替相場kawase soubaはwaどう?dou?

Is the price of joy, so how's today's exchange rate?

ねぇneeどうしたの?doushita no?　そんなにsonnaniいっぱいippai抱え込んでkakaekondeさsa

Hey, what's wrong? Carrying all that heavy stuff

とんだtonda文明bunmeiのno退化taikaだdaとto　どんだけdondakeあざ笑われようazawawareyouとto

What a regression of civilization, no matter how much they mock me

僕bokuならnara　大丈夫daijoubuさsa　もうmouビクbikuともtomoしないshinaiからkara

I'll be fine, I won't budge anymore

だってdatteもうじきmoujiki会えるんだaerunda　片割れkatawareがga待ってんだmattetenda

Because I'll get to meet them soon, my other half is waiting

手に入れるんだte ni irerundaあなたanataとtoはwa　もっとmotto違うchigau笑い方waraikataをwo

I'll find a way of laughing different from yours

僕bokuはwa

I am