揶揄Yayu

実jitsuはwa月日tsukihiなんてnante無味無臭mumi mushuu

The truth is, days are odorless and tasteless

意味imiやyaスパイスsupaisuをwo付け加えるtsukekuwaeru毎日mainichiですdesu

Every day is about adding meaning and spice

あなたanata今ima　歳toshiはwaいくつ?ikutsu?

How old are you now?

俺oreがgaいつitsu死ぬshinuかka知りたがるshiritagaru皆さんminasanですdesu

Everyone's dying to know when I'll kick the bucket

「ご飯でも食べにいきましょう」"gohan demo tabe ni ikimashou"

"Let's go get something to eat"

そうsouいってitte早速sassokuホテルhoteruにni導くんですmichibikun desu

And just like that, you lead me straight to a hotel

「でもゴムはつけなきゃだめよ」"demo gomu wa tsukenakya dame yo"

"But you have to wear a condom, okay?"

自分jibunのno価値kachiをwo無muにniするsuruあなたanataですdesu

There you go, reducing your own worth to nothing

無実mujitsuのno罪tsumiをwo喜んでyorokonde犯すokasuのno

Happily committing crimes you're innocent of

今日kyouもmo狩りkariにni出るderuのno　今晩konbanのnoおかずokazuをwo

Heading out on the hunt again today — for tonight's main course

このkono世界sekaiのnoことkotoだったらdattara大体daitaiわかったwakattaからkara連れてってtsuretetteよyo

If I've pretty much figured out this world, then take me already

来世raiseってtteとこtokoにni僕bokuをwo早くhayaku引っ張っていってhippatte itteよyo

To that place called the next life — hurry up and drag me there

そんなsonnaけったいなkettai naことkoto言えるieruお前omaeにniはwa

To someone like you who can say such crazy things —

ヒトhitoにni生まれるumareruにゃnyaちょいとchoito早すぎたhayasugitaよyo

You were born a bit too early to be human

そりゃsorya子・丑・寅・未・申ne ushi tora hitsuji saruにniもmoなるnaruにゃあnyaa

I mean, to become a rat, ox, tiger, sheep, or monkey,

100万年100 mannenはwaかかるkakaruとto思いますomoimasuよyo

It'd take about a million years, I'd say

I wanna be a hippie and have a lot of cookiesI wanna be a hippie and have a lot of cookies

I wanna be a hippie and have a lot of cookies

Across the sea to Hollywood and meet my dearestAcross the sea to Hollywood and meet my dearest

Across the sea to Hollywood and meet my dearest

Whoopie Goldberg, Spielberg and bla-bla-blaWhoopie Goldberg, Spielberg and bla-bla-bla

Whoopie Goldberg, Spielberg and bla-bla-bla

What am I saying? I'm insane, help me Quwa quwa quwaWhat am I saying? I'm insane, help me Quwa quwa quwa

What am I saying? I'm insane, help me Quwa quwa quwa

Du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-pa-pa-Du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-pa-pa-

Du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-pa-pa-

Lupin, Chopin says ”welcome my crisis now”Lupin, Chopin says ”welcome my crisis now”

Lupin, Chopin says "welcome my crisis now"

誘っといてsasottoiteそりゃsoryaないんじゃない?nain ja nai?(そう?)(sou?)

You invited me and then you pull this? (Really?)

こんなkonna歌utaってtteちょっとchottoひどいんじゃない?hidoin ja nai?(いや、別に)(iya, betsu ni)

Isn't a song like this kind of awful? (Nah, not really)

これkoreでde金kaneとんtonのnoはwaないんじゃない?nain ja nai?

Isn't charging money for this wrong?

ってtteなんでだい?nande dai?ってtteなんてったってたったってーnantettatte tatte ttee

Why's that? What the heck is — ta-ta-ta-ta-tee

みんなminna面白くないんだもんomoshirokunain da mon

Everyone's just so boring

このkono世界sekaiのnoことkotoだったらdattara大体daitaiわかったwakattaからkara連れてってtsuretetteよyo

If I've pretty much figured out this world, then take me already

ノアnoaのno箱船hakobuneでdeほりゃhoryaどんぶらこdonburakoってtte引っ張っていってhippatte itteよyo

On Noah's ark — heave-ho — drag me along

そんなsonnaけったいなkettai naことkoto言えるieruお前omaeにniはwa

To someone like you who can say such crazy things —

人hitoにni生まれるumareruにゃnyaだいぶdaibu早すぎたhayasugitaよyo

You were born way too early to be human

ほりゃhorya子・丑・寅・未・申ne ushi tora hitsuji saru　にniもmoなるnaru気kiある?aru?

Hey, do you even wanna become a rat, ox, tiger, sheep, or monkey?

○%#*^△!!/×……??○%#*^△!!/×……??

#%*^!!/×......??

198603345年×お前198603345 nen × aho=そう、= sou,eternallyeternally

198603345 years × you (idiot) = yes, eternally

日本語nihongoにni訳すyakusuとto要するにyousuru ni人間ningenにniなるnaruのnoはwa　無理muri

Translated to Japanese, in short, becoming human is — impossible

縫い合わせたnuiawaseta傷口kizuguchiがga開いたらaitara　思い切ってomoikitte水mizuにniつけてみてtsukete miteよyo

When the sewn-up wound reopens, go ahead and plunge it in water

あとatoそこsokoにniちょいとchoito塩胡椒shio koshouをwo振ってfutteさsa　笑ってみてwaratte miteよyo　(ハハ)(haha)

Then sprinkle a little salt and pepper on it — and try laughing (Haha)

そうsou　尋常jinjouなna感情kanjouはwa相乗soujouしてshite=無情= mujou

Yes, normal emotions compound and multiply = heartlessness

想像souzouしてshite妄想mousouしてshite　ブラックホールburakku hooruとto　ボンジュールbonjuuru

Imagine and fantasize — say bonjour to a black hole

暴走bousouしてshite逃走tousouしてshite　隣人rinjinとto抱擁houyouしてshite

Rampage and flee — embrace your neighbor

このkono世界sekaiのnoことkotoだったらdattara大体daitaiわかったwakattaからkara連れてってtsuretetteよyo

If I've pretty much figured out this world, then take me already

来世raiseってtteとこtokoにni僕bokuをwo早くhayaku　ひっぱっていってhippatte itteよyo

To that place called the next life — hurry up and drag me there

ララルラララルララララルラララルラララrararurararururararararurararururararara

La-la-lu-la-la-lu-la-la-la-lu-la-la-lu-la-la-la

子・丑・寅・未・申・カバ・ドジ・僕ne ushi tora hitsuji saru kaba doji boku誰dareだdaね?ne?

Rat, ox, tiger, sheep, monkey, hippo, klutz — who am I?