十中八九Jucchuu Hakku

七日nanokaでdeちょいとchoito天地創造tenchi souzou

Creation of heaven and earth in a quick seven days

あとatoはwa皆minaご自由go jiyuuにniどうぞdouzo

Everybody else, please help yourselves

悪いwaruiことkotoをwo考えついたkangaetsuitaのnoならばnaraba

If you've thought up something bad

まるっとmaruttoあの世anoyoへe持っていきなよmotte iki na yo

Take the whole thing with you to the afterlife

いけないikenaiことkotoはwa三歳sansaiでde知ったshitta

I learned what's not allowed at three years old

年toshi食ってもkuttemo学ばないmanabanai

Still haven't learned with age

簡単なkantan naことkotoできず仕舞いdekizu jimai

Couldn't manage the simple things in the end

情けないnasakenai　あんたantaだってdatte後ろめたいushirometai

Pathetic — you're just as guilty

一ichiからkara十juuまでmadeのりこなせnorikonase　人生jinseiハウトゥーhautuu

Handle it all from one to ten — life how-to

絶えずtaezuきまってkimatte無敵mutekiでdeありたいaritaiですdesu、、お早くohayaku

Always consistently, I want to be invincible, quickly

ゼロzeroからkara一ichiをwo産みだせumidase

Create one from zero

進化shinkaするsuru文化bunkaとto心中未遂shinjuu misui

A failed suicide pact with evolving culture

便利さbenrisa手放してtebanashite僕らbokura胸muneをwo張れるhareruかいkai

Can we hold our heads up after letting go of convenience?

極論gokuron、、浮気uwakiをwoしてshiteもmoバレなかったらbarenakattara万々歳banbanzai

In the extreme — if cheating goes undetected, all's well

あゝaa大層taisouめでたいmedetaiなna

Ah, how wonderfully auspicious

赤飯sekihan炊いてtaiteおくんなんしokunnashi

Go ahead and cook the red bean rice

辛いtsuraiことkotoならnara二日futsukaでde慣れっ子narekko

Pain? Two days and you're used to it

麻痺mahiしてshiteオーケイookei、、やっていけるyatteikeru

Go numb, it's okay, you can handle it

愉しさtanoshisa利息risoku割wariにniあわぬawanuけどkedo

The interest on joy doesn't add up, but

笑ってwaratte　笑えよwarae yo

Smile — just smile

一ichiからkara十juuまでmadeやってらんないyatterannai　更生kouseiダルクdaruku

Can't deal with it all from one to ten — rehabilitation Darc

死ぬshinu間際magiwaくらいkurai報われたいmukuwaretaiですdesu、、必ずkanarazu

I want to be rewarded at least when I'm about to die, surely

もうmou十中八九千万jucchuu hakku senman　きっとkittoをwo絶対zettaiにni変換henkan

Already nine times out of ten, ten million — converting "probably" to "definitely"

今日kyouもmo冴えないsaenai結果kekka　ああaaいやだiya da

Another dim result today — ugh, I hate this

幸福koufukuのno還付kanpu頂戴choudaiなna　多くookuはwa無くていいnakute ii

Give me back my happiness refund — I don't need much

唯tada待ち遠しいmachidooshiiなnaとto思うomou

I just think — I can't wait

明日ashitaがgaあればarebaそれsoreでdeいいやii ya

As long as tomorrow comes, that's enough

四苦八苦shiku hakkuしてshite手合わせteawase

Struggling through hardship, meeting hands in prayer

完璧kanpekiじゃないja nai雁字搦めganjigarame

Bound tight, nowhere near perfect

ご都合主義gotsugou shugiのno皆様minasama

All you convenience seekers

腹hara減ってんだhetten da　極楽gokuraku願わくばnegawakuba

I'm hungry — if paradise is willing

もうmou十中八九千万jucchuu hakku senman　きっとkittoをwo絶対zettaiにni変換henkan

Already nine times out of ten, ten million — converting "probably" to "definitely"

まってmatteこれkoreじゃja計算keisanあわないawanaiなna

Wait, this math doesn't add up

幸福koufukuのno還付kanpu頂戴choudaiなna　多くookuはwa無くていいnakute ii

Give me back my happiness refund — I don't need much

唯tada待ち遠しいmachidooshiiなnaとto思うomou　明日ashitaをwo願うnegauのnoだda

I just think — I can't wait — I pray for tomorrow

明治meiji、、昭和shouwa、、大正taishou、、平成heisei、、江戸edo

Meiji, Showa, Taisho, Heisei, Edo

文明開化bunmei kaikaだda　散切ったzangitta頭atamaをwo叩けtatake

Civilization's opening — knock on those cropped heads

クラップユアハンズアップkurappu yua hanzu appu

Clap your hands up

八日目youkameはwaなんだnan da？？

What comes on the eighth day?

我がwaga五臓六腑gozou roppuのno墓場hakaba

The graveyard of my five organs and six bowels