いつかItsukaオトナOtonaにniなれるNareruとtoいいIiねne。.

盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!

Blind! Follower! Blind! Follower! Blind! Follower!

はいhai、、おしまいoshimai。.

Okay, that's the end.

キラキラkirakiraなna言葉kotobaにni踊らされodorasare

Dancing to sparkly words

推しぴoshipiがga絶対zettaiそんなsonnaことkotoするsuruわけないwake naiもんねmon ne！!

"There's no way my fave would ever do something like that!"

ってtte現実genjitsu見えてますmietemasu？?

Um, can you see reality?

証拠shoukoはwa全部zenbu　押さえられてるosaerareteruのにnoni笑wara　(どんまい！)(donmai!)

All the evidence has been gathered, lol (tough luck!)

わたしwatashiのno推しぴoshipi　こんなkonna不細工busaikuじゃないja naiよyo？?

My fave doesn't look this ugly, though?

あa、、これkore○○marumaruってtte人hitoじゃんjan？?(あ～あ…)(a~a...)

Oh, that's so-and-so, isn't it? (Ah, well...)

とっくにtokkuni洗脳sennouされちゃってsarechatte

You've been brainwashed ages ago

アイコンaikonばっかbakka見すぎちゃってmisugichatte

Staring at their icon way too much

かわいそうkawaisouねne…...

Poor thing...

いつかitsukaオトナotonaにniなれるnareruとtoいいiiねne。.

Hopefully you'll grow up someday.

スマートフォンsumaatofonGETGETしてshite

Got yourself a smartphone

ようつべyoutsube　ついったーtsuittaa　ついきゃすtsuikyasu

YouTube, Twitter, TwitCast

情報jouhou弱者jakushaのnoまんまmanma　推しoshiがga出来ましたdekimashita

Still clueless, and found someone to stan

今日kyouからkaraあなたanataのno為tameにni尽くしますtsukushimasu

From today I'll devote myself to you

全財産zenzaisanつぎ込んでtsugikonde　夢yumeのno世界sekaiへe

Pouring in every penny I have, into a dream world

あなたanataのno言葉kotobaでde脳nouがgaとろけそうtorokesouにniなってnatte

Your words make my brain melt

好きsukiだよda yo　好きsukiだよda yo　他hokaのno誰dareよりyoriもmo

I love you, I love you, more than anyone else

毎日mainichi、、いいねii ne！!とtoリプripuはwa欠かさないkakasanaiからkara

I never miss a daily like and reply

LIVELIVEもmo　どこでもdoko demo　遠征ensei頑張っちゃうganbacchauねne？?

Lives, anywhere, I'll travel for you, okay?

はいhai、、おしまいoshimai。.

Okay, that's the end.

ペラペラperaperaなna言葉kotobaにni踊らされodorasare

Dancing to flimsy words

推しぴoshipiにni限ってkagitteはwaあんなannaことkotoするsuruわけないwake naiもんねmon ne！!

"There's no way my fave would ever do anything like that!"

ってtte暴露bakuroされてますsaretemasuよyo？?

Um, you've been exposed, you know?

壮大soudaiにni今ima　お祭り騒ぎomatsuri sawagiだdaねne笑wara

It's a full-blown circus right now, lol (tough luck!)

わたしwatashiのno推しぴoshipi　こんなkonna酷いhidoiことkotoしないshinaiよyo？?

My fave would never do something this awful, though?

あa、、このkono女onna　虚言kyogenだdaねne！!(あ～あ…)(a~a...)

Oh, that girl's a liar! (Ah, well...)

とっくにtokkuni洗脳sennouされちゃってsarechatte

You've been brainwashed ages ago

害悪gaiaku行為kouiキマっちゃってkimacchatte

Toxic behavior in full swing

救いようsukuiyouがgaないnaiねne…...

There's no saving you...

いつかitsukaオトナotonaにniなれるnareruとtoいいiiねne。.

Hopefully you'll grow up someday.

これくらいkore kuraiのnoことkotoでde騒ぎすぎsawagisugiなnaのnoよyo

This isn't worth making a fuss over

本当hontouだdaとtoしてshiteもmo降りるoriruわけないwake nai

Even if it's true, I'm not dropping them

ないnai…！...!　ないnai…！...!

No way...! No way...!

今日kyouもmoあなたanataのno為tameにni戦いますtatakaimasu

Today I'll fight for you too

全力zenryokuでde拡散kakusanだda　敵tekiのno視界shikaiへe

Full-force retweets, right into the enemy's sight

あなたanataのno言葉kotobaでde早くhayaku聞きたいkikitaiからkara

I want to hear your words soon

信じてshinjite　信じてshinjite　いい子ii koにniしてますshitemasu　いい子ii koにniしてますshitemasu

I believe, I believe, I'll be good, I'll be good

朝asaからkaraトレンドtorendo入りiriしてるshiteruよyo　凄いsugoiねne

You're trending since this morning — amazing

沢山takusanのno仲間nakama達tachiがga手teをwo繋ぎ合わせtsunagiawase

All our allies joining hands together

はいhai、、頭atamaお花畑ohanabatakeおつーotsuu

Okay, congrats on being delusional~

盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!

Blind! Follower! Blind! Follower! Blind! Follower! Blind! Follower!

盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!盲目moumoku！!信者shinja！!

Blind! Follower! Blind! Follower! Blind! Follower!

超絶chouzetsu！!ギターgitaa！!

Insane! Guitar!

キラキラkirakiraなna言葉kotobaにni踊らされodorasare

Dancing to sparkly words

推しぴoshipiがga絶対zettaiそんなsonnaことkotoするsuruわけないwake naiもんねmon ne！!

"There's no way my fave would ever do something like that!"

ってtte先ほどsakihodo認めましたmitomemashita。.

Um, they just admitted it.

証拠shoukoはwa全部zenbu　本物honmono確定kakuteiだdaねne笑wara

All the evidence is confirmed real, lol (tough luck!)

わたしwatashiのno推しぴoshipi　活動katsudou休止kyuushiにniなっちゃったnacchatta

My fave ended up going on hiatus

でもdemoまだmada信じてるshinjiteruからkaraねne？?(あ～あ…)(a~a...)

But I still believe, okay? (Ah, well...)

このkono期kiにni及んでoyondeまだmada言うiuかka

You're still saying that at this point?

被害者higaishaのnoことkoto考えてkangaete？?

Think about the victims, will you?

かわいそうkawaisouねne…...

Poor thing...

推しoshiもmo所詮shosenはwa人hitoだdaからkara

Your fave is just a person after all

君kimiもmo所詮shosenはwa人hitoだdaからkara

You're just a person after all

いつかitsukaオトナotonaにniなれるnareruとtoいいiiねne。.

Hopefully you'll grow up someday.

ところでtokoro de大人otonaってtteどういうdou iu状態joutaiのnoことkotoいうiuのno？?

By the way, what does "grown up" even mean?

情報jouhou弱者jakushaのnoまんまmanma　だからdakara知りませんshirimasenってtte

Still clueless, so I wouldn't know

今日kyouからkaraあなたanataのno為tameにni尽くしますtsukushimasu

From today I'll devote myself to you

全財産zenzaisanつぎ込んでtsugikonde　バッドエンドbaddo endo

Pouring in every penny I have — bad end