マジョリティMajoriti・リポートRipooto (darling, I love you)

古池furuikeにni蛙kawazu飛び込みtobikomi響くhibikuかの日ka no hiのno情緒joucho

The mood of that day — echoing as a frog leaps into the ancient pond

スウィートsuwiitoなnaセピア色sepia iroにni染まれりsomareri記憶kiokuのno温度ondo

The temperature of memory, bathed in a sweet sepia tone

I feel it round roundI feel it round round 郷愁感kyoushuukanにni　round roundround round くるまってるkurumateru

I feel it round round — wrapped up round round in that nostalgic feeling

プリズナーpurizunaaさながらsanagaraにniじっとjittoしてるshiteruだけdakeでもdemocatch itcatch it

Just staying still like a prisoner, and you still catch it

憩い時ikoi dokiもmoテレビterebiにniかじりついてkajiri tsuite歯型hagataがgafix itfix it

Even during downtime, glued to the TV — fix it

I feel it round roundI feel it round round こんなkonna風fuuにni　round roundround round 日々hibiをwo享受kyoujuしてshite

I feel it round round — savoring the days round round like this

経験値keikenchiあがっちゃってるagacchatteruがgaシャラララshararara、、ラra！！

The experience points keep climbing — sha la la, la!

ライブラリraiburariのnoアップデートappudeetoもmo楽rakuじゃないja naiよねyo ne

Keeping the library up to date isn't easy either, is it

最新版saishinbanのnoヒットソングhitto songuもmo良くyoku思えないomoenaiからkara

Because even the latest hit songs don't really do it for me

携帯電話keitai denwaのnoコマーシャルkomaasharuをwo射止めたitometaあの子ano koがga恋するkoi suru5秒前go byou mae

Five seconds before that girl who landed the phone commercial falls in love

思考shikouのno停止teishi？？　ご覧の通りgoran no tooriまるでmaru de私watashiはwatoy dolltoy doll

A halt in thought? Just as you can see — I'm basically a toy doll

頭脳zunouのnoチェストchesuto　とっくのとうにtokku no tou niほらhoraキャパシティkyapashitiオーバーoobaa

The brain's treasure chest — hit capacity overflow a long, long time ago, look

I feel it round roundI feel it round round 時折tokiori　round roundround round 意地ijiをwo張ってhatteはwa

I feel it round round — sometimes round round digging my heels in

開拓者kaitakushaのnoフリfuriするsuruけれどkeredoシャラララララshararararara、、ラra！！

Acting like a pioneer — sha la la la la, la!

ライブラリraiburariのnoアップデートappudeetoがga困難konnanじゃないja naiのnoはwa

Finding library updates not so difficult —

羨ましいurayamashiiけどkedo　そうsouはwa言ってもitte mo間に合ってますmaniatteruからkara

I envy that, but — even so, I'm managing just fine

そういうわけでsou iu wake de　いまだにimada ni　ああaa～~私watashiのno恋koiはwa青いaoi珊瑚礁sangoshou

And so, still to this day — ah~ my love is the blue coral reef

こんなんでもkonnan demo生きれるikireruっちゅうのcchuu no　シャラララララララララララshararararararararararara、、ラra！！

I'm telling you, I can live even like this — sha la la la la la la la la la, la!

新鮮shinsen材料zairyou無くnakuたってtatteさsa死にやしないshini ya shinaiのnoよyo

Even without fresh ingredients, I won't die

ひっそりこっそりhissori kossoriしてますshitemasuのでnodeバカbakaにniしないでshinaide

I'm keeping quietly to myself, so don't look down on me

さあsaa今晩konbanもmo旦那さんdannasanへeのno愛aiをwo忘れずwasurezuwow wow tonightwow wow tonight

Now tonight too — don't forget your love for your husband — wow wow tonight

ずっとzutto歌ってutatteきたkitaこのkonoメロディーmerodii

This melody I've been singing all along

飽きないakinaiだdaなんてnante金銀財宝kingin zaihoushou級kyuuだdaからkara！！

Never getting tired of it — that's worth its weight in gold and silver!

昨日kinou聴いたkiitaナンバーnanbaa嫌いkiraiじゃなかったja nakattaなna、、けどkedo

I didn't hate that number I heard yesterday, but

ユニゾンYunizonスqsuqu……読めないyomenai

Unison Sq... can't read it