メカトルMekatoru時空Jikuu探検隊Tankentai

アメリカamerikaのno生活seikatsuはwa逞しいtakumashii　傍若にboujaku niフレンチfurenchiをwoフライfuraiするsuru

Life in America is rugged — frying French things like you own the place

ものさしmonosashiはwaとっくにtokku ni壊れてるkowareteru　everything is gonna beam hard!everything is gonna beam hard!

The yardstick broke a long time ago — everything is gonna beam hard!

ハワイアンhawaianがgaどうもdoumoかぐわしいkaguwashii　ストローsutorooはwa1本ipponじゃjaそぐわないsoguwanai

Hawaiian vibes hit different, and one straw just doesn't cut it

疑問gimonすらsura上空joukuuにni高飛びtakotobi　everything is gonna beam hard!everything is gonna beam hard!

Even doubts go soaring up high — everything is gonna beam hard!

バスケットシューズbasuketto shuuzuをwo履き潰してhakitsubushiteピッチャーpicchaaのnoマウンドmaundoへeとto旅立ちtabidachi

Wearing out basketball shoes, setting off for the pitcher's mound

華麗にkarei ni倒立touritsuをwo決めてもkimete mo　主審shushin判断handanにniはwa逆らえないsakaraenai

Even if you nail a perfect headstand, you can't defy the umpire's call

ハリクマハリタharikumaharita　ずっとzutto彼女kanojoにni憧れたいakogaretai

Harikuma harita — I've always wanted to be infatuated with her

ならnara「いざ」"iza"ってtte　思い立ったならomoitattanara　止められないtomerarenai！!

So if "here we go" is what you feel, once you decide, nothing can stop you!

だからdakaraタイムマシンtaimu mashinでdeふらっとfuratto行くiku　君kimiのno街machiまでmadeふらっとfuratto行くiku

So I'll drift off in a time machine — drift all the way to your town

ポンコツponkotsuでもdemo　無様buzamaでもdemo　操縦soujuuがgaできればdekireba OKOK　OKOK

Even busted, even ungainly — if I can steer it, OK OK

正論seironすぎるsugiruパラドクスparadokusu　面倒くさいmendokusaiからkara見ないフリminai furi

The paradox is too logical — easier to just pretend I didn't see it

道理douri摂理setturi蹴っ飛ばしちゃうkettobashichau　異論ironはwaない、nai,はてさてhate sateどうしようかdou shiyou ka？?

Kicking reason and logic aside — no objections, now what do we do?

マダガスカルmadagasukaruにniだってdatte首都shutoはwaあるaruよyo　誰も彼もdare mo kare mo準備junbiだけdakeはwaあるaru

Even Madagascar has a capital city — everyone's at least got their prep done

全人類zenjinruiにni愛aiとtoチョコレートchokoreetoをwo！!　そんぐらいson guraiはwa先生、sensei,許してyurushiteよねyo ne

Love and chocolate for all of humanity! That much at least, teacher, let it slide

時間jikanのno法則housokuがga乱されてmidasarete　実感jikkanがga捻じ曲げられちゃうnejimagetarechau

The laws of time have been thrown into chaos — the feeling of it all gets twisted out of shape

そんなのsonna noゲームgeemuのno出来事dekigotoじゃなかったっけja nakattakke？?

Wasn't that the kind of thing that only happens in video games?

問い合わせたってtoiawaseta tte軽くkaruku撒かれちゃうmakarechau　本能honnnouにniはwaとっくにtokku ni覚悟kakugoがgaあるaru

Even if I ask, I get easily shaken off — my instincts have long since made their peace

やむをえんyamu wo enってtte　開き直るhikinaoruことkoto　この上ないkono ue nai！!

Accepting the inevitable and just owning it — there's nothing quite like it!

だからdakaraタイムマシンtaimu mashinでdeふらっとfuratto行くiku　君kimiのno街machiまでmadeふらっとfuratto行くiku

So I'll drift off in a time machine — drift all the way to your town

ポンコツponkotsuでもdemo　無様buzamaでもdemo　操縦soujuuがgaできればdekireba OKOK　OKOK

Even busted, even ungainly — if I can steer it, OK OK

速度規制sokudo kiseiもmo何もないnani mo naiけれどkeredoトンネルtonneruのno中nakaはwa気をつけてki wo tsukete

No speed limits or anything, but watch yourself inside the tunnel

違うchigau壁kabeぶつかればbutukareba　出口deguchiがgaずれるzureruよyodanger dangerdanger danger

If you hit the wrong wall, the exit shifts — danger danger

見たこともないmita koto mo naiラブロマンスrabu romansu？?もしかしてmoshikashite稀代kidaiのno大騒ぎoosawagi？?

A love story I've never seen before? Could this be an unprecedented uproar?

ひっくるんでhikkurundeBon VoyageBon Voyage！!お大事にodaiji ni！!　はてさてhate sateどうしようかdou shiyou ka？?

Wrap it all up, Bon Voyage! Take care! — now what do we do?

どうしようかdou shiyou ka？?

What do we do?

どうしようかdou shiyou ka？?

What do we do?

相談しよう。soudan shiyou.

Let's talk it over.