Nihil Pip Viper

計画通りkeikaku dooriなんてnante事kotoはwa運ばざりhakobazari

Nothing ever goes according to plan

今日kyouもmoはみ出しhamidashi fake showfake show

Today too, pushing the limits — fake show

審判shinpan見てないmitenaiけどkedoズルzuruなんかnankaできるdekiruかka

The ref's not watching, but would I ever cheat?

育ちsodachiがga違うchigauのでnode

I was raised different

キュートなkyuuto naお嬢さん方ojousan gataはwa至極shigokuお上品ojouhinでde

Those cute young ladies are the picture of refinement

目meもmoくれずkurezuにni eyes shuteyes shut

Not even a glance — eyes shut

強権kyouken振りかざしてfurikazashite言い聞かせてiikikaseteやりたいyaritaiがga

I'd love to throw my weight around and make them listen

照れtereがga勝っちゃうkacchauもんでmon de

But my shyness keeps winning out

愛嬌aikyouダンスdansuはwa気持ちkimochiがga何よりnani yori

When it comes to a charming dance, feeling is everything

ニュージャージーnyuu jaajiiみたいなmitai naポーズpoozuでde

Strike a pose like you're in New Jersey

脳内nounaiはwa甘くてamakute骨抜きhoneniki間近majika

My head's gone sweet and I'm about to lose my bones

(make me hazy(make me hazy　この際kono sai))

(make me hazy — at this point)

OhOh　エマージェンシーemaajenshii　やばくなってるyabaku natteru

Oh — emergency — things are getting dangerous

全身zenshinにniくるくるくるくるkurukurukurukuru刺激shigeki

All over my body, round and round and round and round, the rush

あーaaレディージェントルメンredii jentorumenもmo仲良しこよしnakayoshi koyoshiでdeはwa

Ah — ladies and gentlemen, we are most certainly not

断じてdanjiteないnaiですdesuのでnode気安くkiyasuku喋るshaberuなna

The best of friends, so don't talk to me like we are

あいさつaisatsu代わりgawariにniワンツーアッパーwan tsuu appaa放ってhanatte

I'll throw a one-two uppercut in place of a greeting

即座sokuzaラブリーraburiiアウトサイドステップautosaido suteppu、、たまらないtamaranai！!

Instantly a lovely outside step — irresistible!

運命共同体unmei kyoudoutaiってtteオーバーオーバーoobaa oobaa過ぎるsugiruのでnode

"Fated companions" is way too over-the-top

耳mimiからkaraスパゲッティsupagettiでde肘hijiでde茶cha沸かすwakasuわwa

So I'll brew tea with my elbow and spaghetti out my ear

Nihil Pip ViperNihil Pip Viper がga君kimiをwo狙っているneratte iru　逃げ切れるnigekireruのnoかkaなna

Nihil Pip Viper is coming for you — think you can get away?

Ah get on topAh get on top　下shitaのno上ue　をwo比べてkurabeteお気に召すoki ni mesu方houをwo

Ah get on top — compare bottom of the top, pick whichever you like

AhAh　選ぼうerabou　でもdemo　隣tonariばっかbakka見てるmiteruだけdakeじゃja error！ error!

Ah, go ahead and choose — but just watching your neighbor is an error!

名誉meiyoがga欲しいhoshii　敬意keiiがga欲しいhoshii　知らぬ存ぜぬshiranu zonzenu言ったもの勝ちitta mono gachiかもkamo

I want honor, I want respect — maybe playing dumb is the winning move

全部zenbu楽しいtanoshii　全部zenbu楽しいtanoshii　やかましいyakamashiiのnoがgaいいiiのnoですdesu ever！ ever!

Everything's fun, everything's fun — the louder the better, ever!

ドクターストップdokutaa sutoppuだろうdarouがga構えkamaeはwa崩さずkuzusazu

Doctor's orders or not, I won't break my stance

今日kyouもmoしゃにむにshanimuni fake showfake show

Today too, pushing hard — fake show

蓋然性gaizensei合理主義gouri shugiなんてnanteガキgakiのno遊びasobiだdaわwa

Probabilistic rationalism is just kids playing games

さっさとsassatoお家ouchiへe帰れkaere！!

Get on home, already!

頼みtanomiのnoストンプsutonpuをwo大地daichiがga待ってるmatteru

The earth is waiting for that stomp you've been counting on

あいつらaitsuraもmo地球chikyuuのno slaveslave

Those guys are slaves to this planet too

等身大toushindaiのno life goes onlife goes on でdeでっかくdekkaku生きようikiyouぜze

Let's live big with a life-sized life goes on

(make me hazy(make me hazy　この際kono sai))

(make me hazy — at this point)

OhOh　俄然gazen元気genki　まだmada止まんないtomannai！!

Oh — suddenly pumped — still can't stop!

締め付けるshimetsukeruけるkeruけるkeruけるkeru刺激shigeki

Tightening tightening tightening tightening all over me, the rush

あーaa maybe maybe　余力yoryokuなんてnante残さずnokosazuやっちまわないyacchimanaiとtoしょうもないshoumonai

Ah — maybe if you don't go all in and leave nothing behind, what's the point

毀誉褒貶kiyohouhenでde世界sekaiがga終わるowaruぞzo

The world's gonna end over praise and criticism

Nihil Pip ViperNihil Pip Viper がga君kimiをwo狙っているneratte iru　観念してkannen shite欲しいhoshii

Nihil Pip Viper is coming for you — just give it up already

レディージェントルメンredii jentorumenもmo仲良しこよしnakayoshi koyoshiでdeはwa

Ladies and gentlemen, we are most certainly not

断じてdanjiteないnaiですdesuのでnode気安くkiyasuku喋るshaberuなna

The best of friends, so don't talk to me like we are

あいさつaisatsu代わりgawariにniワンツーアッパーwan tsuu appaa放ってhanatte

I'll throw a one-two uppercut in place of a greeting

即座sokuzaラブリーraburiiアウトサイドステップautosaido suteppu、、たまらないtamaranai！!

Instantly a lovely outside step — irresistible!

運命共同体unmei kyoudoutaiってtteオーバーオーバーoobaa oobaa過ぎるsugiruのでnode

"Fated companions" is way too over-the-top

耳mimiからkaraスパゲッティsupagettiでde肘hijiでde茶cha沸かすwakasuわwa

So I'll brew tea with my elbow and spaghetti out my ear

大事なdaiji naことkotoはwaそうsou　自分jibunでde決めようkimeyouぜze

What matters — yeah — is deciding for yourself

カスタマイジーkasutamaijii愛aiをwo謳ってutatteくれkure　謳ってutatteくれkure！!

Sing of a customized love, sing of it!

レディージェントルメンredii jentorumenもmo覚悟kakugo決まったらkimattaraちょっとchottoオシャレoshareしてshite

Ladies and gentlemen, once you've made up your mind, dress up a little

無尽蔵なmujinzou na街machiへeとto踏み出せfumidase

Step out into the boundless city

Nihil Pip Viper！Nihil Pip Viper!　逃げ切れるnigekireruのnoかkaなna

Nihil Pip Viper! Think you can get away?

締め付けてshimetsuketeやるyaruぜze

I'm going to squeeze you tight