レボリューションナンバーミーReboryuushon Nanbaa Mii

残念なzannen naことkotoにni王様ousamaはwa2人futariいてite

Unfortunately there are two kings

俺oreのno土曜日doyoubiとto日曜日nichiyoubiをwo奪ってくubattekuようだyou da

And they seem to be stealing my Saturdays and Sundays

何もnanimo優劣yuuretsuがgaなければnakereba儲けものmoukemonoだdaがga

If there's no difference in rank between them, that'd be a bonus

ベースボールbeesubooruもmo出来ないdekinaiようではyou de wa

But if they can't even play baseball

細胞saibouがga20000niman、,30000sanmanとto群がってmuragatte

Cells swarming by the 20,000, 30,000

革命kakumei前夜zenyaだda　とtoのたまってnotamatte叫んでsakende驕ってogotte

Declaring it's the eve of revolution — yelling, puffing themselves up

何もnanimo生み出さないumidasanaiわけwakeだdaからkara

Without producing a single thing

ああaaたちtachiがga悪いwaruiなna　みっともないmittomonaiったらttaraありゃしないarya shinai　だからda kara

Ah, what a nasty bunch — absolutely shameless — so

さあsaa鐘kaneをwo鳴らせよnarase yo　そのsono左手hidariteをwo空soraにni見せ付けろmisetsukero

Now ring the bell — thrust that left hand up into the sky

なんてことないnante koto naiプライドpuraidoがga明日ashitaをwo結果的にkekkateki ni証明shoumeiしちゃうshichauからkara

This insignificant pride will end up proving tomorrow after all

またmata夢yumeにni出るderu

It keeps appearing in my dreams

筆頭hittouにni目meがga覚めるsameruこんなkonna劣悪retsuakuにni

Waking up first thing to conditions this miserable

意味imi問答mondouもmo功kouをwo奏しないsoushinaiってtte嘆いてnageite塞がってfusagatte

Lamenting that questioning the meaning does no good, shutting down

何naniをwo考えるkangaeru？?そのsono瞬間shunkanにni

What are you thinking? In that moment

期待性kitaiseiのnoプロポリスpuroporisuひびhibiがga入ればhaireba全部zenbuふざけモノfuzake mono　だからda kara

If the expected propolis cracks, it's all a joke — so

さあsaa鐘kaneをwo鳴らせよnarase yo　そのsono左手hidariteをwo空soraにni見せ付けろmisetsukero

Now ring the bell — thrust that left hand up into the sky

あっけないakkenaiそのsonoスピードsupiidoがga明日ashitaをwo結果的にkekkateki ni翻弄honrouしちゃうshichauからkara

That anticlimactic speed will end up playing with tomorrow after all

またmata夢yumeにni出るderu

It keeps appearing in my dreams

夜yoruのno海壁umikabeのno底sokoぐらいguraiならnaraいともitomo簡単にkantan ni抜け出せるnukedaseruよyo

Something like the bottom of a seawall at night, you could escape from that easily enough

そいつsoitsuがga、,もしmoshi本当hontouならばnaraba

If that's actually true, then

さあsaa鐘kaneをwo鳴らせよnarase yo　物語monogatariならnara本honのno後ろushiroにniあるaru

Now ring the bell — if it's a story, it's at the back of the book

なんてnanteなんてnante本当hontouはwaそれsoreをwo軽くkaruku超えてkoete証明shoumeiしちゃえるshichaeruだろdaro

In truth we could easily blow past that and prove it, couldn't we

どうするdou suru世界sekai

What are you going to do, world

さあsaa鐘kaneをwo鳴らせよnarase yo　そのsono左手hidariteをwo空soraにni見せ付けろmisetsukero

Now ring the bell — thrust that left hand up into the sky

アンドロイドandoroidoがga相手aiteよりyoriはwaましmashiだろdaro、,どうすんだdousundaよyo世界sekai

Better than an android opponent, what are you doing, world

大絶景daizekkeiのnoパノラマpanoramaまるでmarude泣く子naku koもmo黙るdamaruビクトリアbikutoria

A panorama of breathtaking scenery, like a Victoria that silences even crying children

めちゃくちゃmechakuchaでdeかまわないkamawanai　要はyou wa俺oreがgaそれsoreをwo証明shoumeiしちゃうshichauからkara

Chaos is fine — the point is I'm going to prove it

またmata夢yumeにni出るんderunだろdaro

I'll keep appearing in your dreams

ようこそyoukoso、,革命kakumeiはwa歌utaにniなる！naru!

Welcome — the revolution becomes a song!