たらればわたがしTarareba Watagashi

待ってmatte、、またmata行き止まりikidomariだda　出口deguchiがgaわからなくってwakaranakutte君kimiがgaまたmata泣いたnaita

Wait — it's a dead end again, you can't find the way out and you're crying again

非情なhijou na現実genjitsuでde　自動jidouでde押し出されるoshidasareru敗北者haibokusha

In a merciless reality, automatically shoved out — a loser

顰蹙hinshukuのnoスクランブルsukuranburuでde　笑いwaraiをwo噛み殺せないkamikorosenaiままmamaのnoソクラティSokurati

In the crossroads of scorn, the Sokrati who can't quite stifle a laugh

困ったkomattaやつyatsuだdaなna　こんなkonna世界sekaiってtteものmonoはwa

What a troublesome thing this world is

今世紀konseikiじゃja　きっとkitto解決kaiketsuできそうにないdekisou ni naiからkara

Since it's probably not going to get resolved this century

どっちdocchiのnoコードkoodoをwo切ればkirebaいいiiかkaはwa最早mohaya問いtoiにniなんないnannai

Which wire to cut isn't even a question anymore

残念zannenだdaけどkedo　どのdono道michiもmoなんとかnantokaなるnaruようにyou ni細工したsaiku shita！!

Sorry about it, but I've rigged things so every road somehow works out!

たらればtarareba積み重なったらtsumikasanattara　わたがしwatagashiにniしてshite食べちゃうtabechauからkara

If the what-ifs pile up, I'll spin them into cotton candy and eat them all

安心してればanshin shiterebaいいんだよii n da yo　ほらhoraなんとかnantokaできそうdekisouだろdaro

So you can just relax — see, looks like it'll work out somehow

ふざけろfuzakeroもmo　許せないyurusenaiもmo　裏返せばuragaeseba次tsugiのnoヒントhintoさsa

"Get lost" and "can't forgive you" — flip them over and they're your next hints

ならnaraそこsokoだけdakeマークシートmaaku shiitoしてshite　次tsugiのno街machiへe行くiku

So just fill in that bubble on the answer sheet and head to the next town

言い訳iiwakeにniもmo　きっとkitto立派すぎるrippa sugiruシンパシーshinpashiiはwaあるaru

Even in excuses, there's surely an almost excessive sympathy

100人hyakuninいりゃirya　そのsonoうちuchiのno誰かdarekaはwa君kimiのno味方mikataなんだnan da

Out of 100 people, at least one of them is on your side

残念zannenだdaけどkedo　どのdono道michiもmo幸せshiawaseがga見つかってmitsukatteしまうshimauかもなkamo na

Sorry about it, but every road might just end up finding happiness somehow

真実shinjitsuはwa複雑fukuzatsuだdaからkara　悲しくなるkanashiku naruことkotoはwa伏せておくfusete okuよyo、、いいかいii kai？?

The truth is complicated, so I'll keep the sad parts hidden — is that okay?

それsoreをwo探すsagasuのnoがga　君kimiにniとってtotteきっとkitto大事なdaiji naことkotoなんだnan da

Searching for it is surely the most important thing for you

いざiza行こうikou　君kimiがga僕bokuにniなりnari　昼hiruがga夜yoruにniなりnari朝asaにniなるnaru

Now let's go — you become me, day becomes night becomes morning

「「ちきゅうchikyuuもmoしゃべってるshabetteruからkara　へいきheikiだdaよyo、、ふしぎfushigiでもないdemo nai！!」」

"The earth talks too, so it's fine — not even strange!"

たらればもtarareba moいつかitsukaそうだなsou da na　君kimiがga誇りhokoriにni思えるomoeru様にyou ni

The what-ifs will get there too someday — so that you can be proud

答えkotaeをwo見つけちゃってもmitsukechattemo　ここkokoだけdakeのno秘密himitsuにniしようshiyou

Even if you find the answer, let's keep it just between us

世界sekaiをwo彩るirodoru全部zenbuがgaきれいなkirei naものmonoだけdakeじゃなくてもja nakutemo

Even if not everything that colors this world is beautiful

答えkotaeにniすればsurebaいいんだよii n da yo　ここkokoだけdakeのno秘密himitsuにniしようshiyou

You can make it your answer — let's keep it just between us

たらればtarareba積み重なったらtsumikasanattara　わたがしwatagashiにniしてshite食べちゃうtabechauからkara

If the what-ifs pile up, I'll spin them into cotton candy and eat them all

それsoreをwo手荷物tenimotsuにniするんだよsurun da yo　またmata次tsugiのno街machiへe

Make them your carry-on luggage and head to the next town

嬉しくてもureshikutemo悲しくてもkanashikutemo　君kimiとto僕bokuらしいrashiiじゃないかja nai ka

Happy or sad — that's just like us, isn't it