ワールドワイドWaarudo Waido・スーパーガールSuupaa Gaaru

麦わら帽子mugiwara boushiがgaやたらとyatara to似合うんだniau n daがga笑わないwarawanai彼女kanojoはwa

She looks surprisingly great in a straw hat but never smiles —

かなりkanariのnoご都合主義gotsugou shugi

quite the opportunist

「「ピアスpiasuなどnadoはwa興味kyoumiがgaないnaiわwa　あるaruのnoはwa明日ashitaのno天気tenkiだけdakeよyo」」

"I have no interest in piercings — all I care about is tomorrow's weather"

だけどdakedo予報yohouはwa信じないshinjinai

But she doesn't trust forecasts

散々sanzan水浸しmizubitashiにniなってnatte　ちょっとchottoだけdake不安がってfuan gatte

Getting completely soaked through and getting just a little anxious

それsoreをwo束ねるtabaneruサイクルsaikuruでde地球chikyuuがga回ってmawatte

The earth keeps spinning on that cycle of bundling it all together

がんばれganbareとかtoka言われちゃってiwarechatte　言われなくてもiwarenakutemo了解ryoukaiでde

Getting told "do your best" — understood even without being told

っていうかtte iu kaもうmou彼女kanojo、、全然zenzen最高潮saichouchoですdesuからkara

I mean, she's already completely at her peak

YeahYeah！！

Yeah!

今世紀konseiki最大saidaiのno　ってtteあおってるaotteru割wariにniはwaちっともchittomo　俺oreにniはwa期待はずれkitai hazureだdaなna

For all the hype about "the greatest of this century" — she's honestly nothing but a letdown to me

せっかくsekkakuですdesuからkaraワールドワイドwaarudo waidoのnoテンションtenshonでdeガタガタgatagata騒ぐsawagu

Since we're at it, let's make a worldwide-scale commotion

ファイティングポーズfaitingu poozuならnara上等joutouのno自信満点jishin mantenなるnaru彼女kanojoはwa

When it comes to a fighting stance, she's full of first-rate confidence —

ナヨナヨnayonayoパンチpanchiでde稼ぐkasegu

making her living with weak little punches

「「そんなsonnaのno蚊kaがga止まってtomatte居眠りinemuriすらsuraこくってのkokutteno」」ってtte笑うwarau

"A mosquito could land and doze off on that punch" she laughs

悔しいkuyashiiけどkedoまだmada負けないmakenai

It stings, but I still won't lose

さあsaa、、これkoreがga一つhitotsu答えkotaeですdesuかka　科学的にkagakuteki niはwaいかがikagaですdesuかka

So, is this one answer? How does it hold up scientifically?

とかtoka問い詰めるtoitsumeru間aidaにni地球chikyuuがga回ってmawatte

The earth keeps spinning while we're busy pressing for answers like that

勝ちkachiのnoコーズkoozuはwaなんnanですdesuかka　何かnanika秘策hisakuお持ちomochiですdesuかka

What's the cause of your victory? Do you have some secret strategy?

っていうかtte iu ka生まれてumareteこの方kono kata全然zenzen最高潮saichouchoですdesuからkara

I mean, she's been at her peak her entire life

YeahYeah！！！！

Yeah!!

ってなtte na感じkanjiでdeもうmouずっとzutto目の当たりme no atariにniしちゃってshichatteいるiruもんmonでde

Having witnessed it all up close like that for so long now

俺oreにniはwa期待はずれkitai hazureだdaなna

she's honestly nothing but a letdown to me

せっかくsekkakuですdesuからkaraワールドワイドwaarudo waidoのnoテンションtenshonでdeガタガタgatagata騒ぐsawagu

Since we're at it, let's make a worldwide-scale commotion

YeahYeah！！！！！！

Yeah!!!

今世紀konseiki最大saidaiのno　ってtteあおってるaotteru割wariにniはwaちっともchittomo　俺oreにniはwa期待はずれkitai hazureだdaなna

For all the hype about "the greatest of this century" — she's honestly nothing but a letdown to me

せっかくsekkakuですdesuからkaraワールドワイドwaarudo waidoのnoテンションtenshonでdeガタガタgatagata騒ぐsawagu

Since we're at it, let's make a worldwide-scale commotion

もうmou一回ikkai！！

One more time!

ワールドワイドwaarudo waidoのnoテンションtenshonでdeガタガタgatagata騒ぐsawagu

Let's make a worldwide-scale commotion