バーベルBaaberu～皇帝Kouteiのno新しいAtarashii服Fukuver.～

服飾人fukushokujin「「皇帝koutei　このkono布nunoはwa　馬鹿bakaのno目meにniはwaうつらないutsuranai

Clothier: "Your Majesty, this fabric cannot be seen by fools

特殊なtokushu na布nunoでde仕立てたshitateta衣装ishouですdesu」」

It is a garment tailored from a very special cloth"

王様ousama「「俺oreはwa　かのkano有名なyuumei na裸hadakaのno王様ousama　実はjitsu wa服職人fukushokuninのno嘘usoをwo見抜いていたminuite ita

King: "I am the famous naked king — I actually saw right through the clothier's lie

本当hontouのno事kotoはwa言わずiwazu　見えないmienai服fukuをwo誉めhomeじゃあjaaなんでnande

I said nothing true, just praised the invisible clothes — so then why

裸hadakaでdeパレードpareedoにni出たdetaのかってno ka tte??

Did I go out naked in the parade?

筋肉kinnikuをwo見せたかったmisetakatta

I wanted to show off my muscles

筋肉kinnikuをwoみんなminnaにni見せたかったmisetakatta

I wanted everyone to see my muscles

筋繊維kinsen'iをwo斬ってkitte斬ってkitteはwa肉体改造nikutai kaizou

Tearing through muscle fibers over and over — reshaping my body

プロテインpurotein毎日mainichi飲んでnonde　ダンベルdanberu重いomoiけどkedoもってmotte

Drinking protein every day, the dumbbells are heavy but I lift them

感想kansou　感想kansouをwo　さぁsaa　聞かせてよkikasete yo」」

Reactions — I want your reactions — come on, tell me"

民衆minshuuAA「「このkono国kuniのno民衆達minshuutachiにni　裸hadakaをwo晒せるsaraseru国王kokuouがga欲しいhoshii

Citizen A: "What the people of this nation want is a king who can bare himself

もちろんmochiron身体karadaじゃなくja naku　心kokoroのno話hanashiねne」」

Not physically, of course — I'm talking about the heart"

王様ousama「「俺oreのno肖像画shouzou gaをwoほらhora見てみなmite mina　どのdono絵eもmo　裸hadakaにni下着shitagiはwaつけてるtsuketeru

King: "Look at my portraits — in every painting, I'm naked but wearing underwear

特殊なtokushu na布nunoでde下着shitagiはwa作らせなかったtsukurasenakatta　俺oreはwa嘘usoをwo見抜いていたminuite itaから…kara...

I didn't have the underwear made from that special cloth — because I saw through the lie...

俺oreのno肖像画shouzou gaをwoほらhora見てみなmite mina　どのdono絵eもmo　裸hadakaにni下着shitagiはwaつけてるtsuketeru

Look at my portraits — in every painting, I'm naked but wearing underwear

特殊なtokushu na布nunoでde下着shitagiはwa作らせなかったtsukurasenakatta　ソコsokoにniはwa自信jishinがga無かったnakatta

I didn't have the underwear made from that special cloth — I had no confidence there

そんなsonna布nuno　あるわけないじゃんaru wake nai jan

There's no way that cloth exists

本当hontouのno事kotoはwa言えずiezu　見えもしないmie mo shinai服fukuをwo誉めるhomeru家来達kerai tachiよyo

My subjects, who couldn't speak the truth and praised clothes they couldn't even see

ちがうよchigau yo!!筋肉kinnikuよyo!!筋肉kinnikuよyo!!!!

That's not it! Muscles! My muscles!!

上腕二頭筋jouwan nitoukinがga　スゲーsugeeってtte　王ouのno腹筋fukkinやっぱyappaスゲーsugeeってtte

'The biceps are insane!' 'The king's abs — yeah, insane too!'

本当hontouのno事koto　さぁsaa聞かせてよkikasete yo」」

Come on, tell me the truth"

民衆minshuuBB「「このkono世界sekaiがga終わるowaruときtokiにni　神様kamisamaだけdake助かっちゃうんだろtasukacchau n daro??

Citizen B: "When the world ends, God's the only one who'll be saved, right?

たいていtaiteiのno上ueにni立ってるtatteru奴らyatsuraにniもmo同じonaji事koto感じてるkanjiteru」」

I feel the same way about most of the people standing above us"

民衆達minshuutachi「「このkono国kuniのno民衆達minshuutachiにni裸hadakaをwo晒せるsaraseru国王kokuouがga欲しいhoshii

Citizens: "What the people of this nation want is a king who can bare himself

もちろんmochiron身体karadaじゃなくja naku　心kokoroのno話hanashiねne」」

Not physically, of course — I'm talking about the heart"

バーベルbaaberu!!

Barbell!

10kgjukkiro上げたageta!!　11kgjuuichikiroだda!!

Lifted 10 kg! Now 11 kg!

明日ashitaはwa9kgkyuukiroだけdakeだったdattaとしてもtoshitemo　キスkisuをwoしようshiyou

Even if tomorrow it's only 9 kg, let's kiss

バーベルbaaberu!!

Barbell!