DIS is TEKI

おいoi信人Nobuto　今日kyouはwaお前omaeがgaベースbeesuをwo置くoku日hi

Hey, Nobuto — today's the day you put down your bass

言ってitteやるyaruよyo　今imaまでmade誰dareもmo言ってitteくれなかったkurenakattaことkotoをwoよyo

I'm gonna say it — everything nobody's ever told you

お前omaeのnoガキgakiのno頃koroのnoあだ名adanaはwa　のぶちんNobuchin

Your childhood nickname was Nobuchin

幼稚園youchienからkaraのnoお前omaeのnoそのsonoちんけなchinke na人生jinsei　見捨てずmisutezuniにniやってyatteきてkiteやったyattaがga限界genkai

I've been putting up with your pathetic little life since kindergarten — but I've hit my limit

お前omaeはwaやっぱyappaチンカスchinkasuだda

You really are just worthless scum

信人Nobutoバンドbandoのno汚点oten　このkonoマイクmaiku振り落とすfuriotosu脳天nouten

The stain on this band — this mic could knock that empty head right off

食らわされるkurawasareru前maeにniさっさとsassato出せdase転職届けtenshoku todoke　お前omaeにni渡すwatasuぜze引導indou

Hand in your resignation before I have to fire you — I'm handing you your walking papers

ベースbeesuのnoスキルsukiruアマチュアamachua以下ika　打ち上げuchiageだけdakeでde発揮hakkiするsuru力chikara

Your bass skills are below amateur — the only thing you bring to the table is the after-party

余興yokyouとtoかka言ってitte脱ぎ出すnugidasuなna露出狂roshutsukyou

Don't start stripping and call it "entertainment," you exhibitionist

今度kondoはwaてめぇtemeeがgaパクられろpakurararo

Now it's your turn to get arrested

後輩kouhaiにniたかられてるtakaraeteru　てめぇtemee　慕われてるshitawareteruとto思ってるomotteru　めでてぇmedetee

You think you're beloved because juniors keep hitting you up for money — adorable

LIVELIVE後goにniファンfanをwoナンパnanpaしてshite　一般人ippanjinとto間違われてたmachigawaretaよyoなna

You were trying to hit on fans after the show and they thought you were just some random guy

あぁaa？？　言われたiwaretaまんまmanmaでde終われっかowarekkaよyo

Oh yeah? You think I'm just gonna take that?

お前omaeはwaこのkonoバンドbandoのno癌ganだdaってtteことkotoをwo教えてoshieteやるyaruよyo

Let me tell you — you are the cancer of this band

TAKUYA∞TAKUYA∞まったくmattaku役に立たねぇyaku ni tatanee

TAKUYA∞ — completely useless

行こうikouかka　オイoi

Let's go then — hey

幼稚園youchien・・小shou・・中chuu　腐れ縁kusare en　それsoreもmo今日kyouをwoもってmotte THE END THE END

Kindergarten, elementary, middle school — a relationship of mutual suffering, and today it ends — THE END

タダtadaでdeバンドbandoにni入ってhaitteやったyattaのにnoni　ずっとzuttoお前omaeはwaただtadaのnoゴミgomi

You got into this band for free and you've been dead weight the whole time

もうmou聞き飽きたkikiakita　お前omaeのno説教sekkyouのnoようyouなnaLIVELIVEのnoMCMCはwa　ほぼhoboお経okyou

I'm sick of your LIVE MCs that sound like sermons — basically a funeral chant

テンプレtenpureみたいなmitai na歌詞kashiばっかりbakkari歌いやがってutaiyagatte　お前omaeのnoテンプルtenpuruにni鉄槌tettsui

You keep singing cookie-cutter lyrics — I'll drop a hammer on that temple of yours

走ってるhashitteru　走ってるhashitteru　分かったwakatta　歌utaがga走ってるhashitteru　もっとmottoベースbeesu聴けkike

You're rushing, rushing — got it, the singing's rushing — listen to the bass more

TVTVがga苦手nigateかka心なしkokoro nashi　俺oreがga歌ったutattaほうhouがgaまだmadaマシmashi

Bad with TV or just soulless — I'd still do a better job singing

滋賀Shigaのno恥haji　モロ出しmorodashi　マイクmaikuさっさとsassato差し出しsashidashi

Disgrace of Shiga, full exposure — hand over that mic right now

お前omaeのno不良furyouのnoネーチャンneechanとtoトーチャンtouchanとto　一緒isshoにniドンキdonkiでdeたまってろtamattero

Go hang out at Don Quijote with your delinquent sister and your old man

お前omae家族kazoku関係kankeiねぇneeだろdaro　オイoi

Hey, you don't have anything to do with your family, do you?

おぉoo だったらdattara俺oreもmo言ってitteやるyaruよyo

Oh — well then, I've got something to say too

参観日sankanbi　髪kamiがga短めmijikame　お前omaeのno親父oyajiだdaとto思ってたomotteta

On parents' day, with the short hair — I thought you were his dad

あのano人hitoはwaのちnochiにni分かったwakatta　本当hontouはwaお前omaeのnoカーチャンkaachanだったdattaよyoなna

Turns out we figured out later — that was actually your mom

自分jibunとto同じonaji顔kaoのnoやつyatsu3人sannin　出会えばdeaeba死ぬshinuドッペルゲンガーdopperu gengaa

Meet three people with your exact face and you die — a doppelganger encounter

タイTaiにniはwa絶対zettai近づくなchikazuku na　空港kuukouだけdakeでdeお前omaeそっくりsokkuriがga6人rokunin

Never go near Thailand — six people who look just like you just at the airport

ベースbeesuもmoペンpenもmo箸hashiもmo右migiのnoくせにkuse ni左利きhidarikiki演じんなenjin na　カスkasu

Your bass, pen, and chopsticks are all right-handed — stop pretending to be left-handed, you fraud

左hidariもmo右migiもmo下手くそなhetakuso naお前omaeはwa　結局kekkyoku利き腕kikiudeのnoないnai猿saru

Incompetent with both hands — you're basically a monkey with no dominant arm

音otoもmoでけぇdekeeがga　態度taidoもmoでけぇdekee　鼻hanaもmoでけぇdekeeけどkedo　一番ichibanでけぇdekeeのnoはwa

Your playing's loud, your attitude's loud, your nose is big — but the biggest thing is

一泊二日ippaku futsukaのno遠征enseiのnoLIVELIVEでde　海外旅行kaigai ryokouばりbariのnoキャリーkyarii持ってくんなmotte kun na

It's a one-night two-day tour show — don't bring a suitcase like you're going overseas

18juuhachiからkara未だにimada ni教習所kyoushuujo落ちまくってochimakutte　普通免許futsuumenkyoにni何年nannenかかってんだkakattenda

You've been failing the driving test since you were 18 — how many years does it take to get a basic license?

クワバラKuwabara　クワバラKuwabara

Kuwabara, Kuwabara

インターネットintaanettoでde10年juunen間違われたmachigawaretaままmama　存在感sonzaikanのno無さnasaがga祟ったtatatta

Mistaken on the internet for 10 years straight — punished by your own lack of presence

本当hontouはwa苗字myouji　桑原Kuwabaraじゃねぇja nee

Your real last name isn't even Kuwabara

クワバラKuwabara 信人Nobuto

Kuwabara — Nobuto

インターネットintaanettoでde10年juunen間違われたmachigawaretaままmama　存在感sonzaikanのno無さnasaがga祟ったtatatta

Mistaken on the internet for 10 years straight — punished by your own lack of presence

世界中sekaijuuのno桑原Kuwabaraさんsanにni謝れayamare

Apologize to every Kuwabara in the world

もうmouキレたkireta　とうとうtoutouキレたkireta

That's it — I finally snapped

言ってitteやるyaruよyo　オイoi

I'm gonna let it all out — hey

お前omaeのnoそのsono趣味shumi程度teidoのno読書dokusho　インテリinteriぶったbuttaモーションmooshon

That "hobby-level reading" of yours — always putting on this intellectual act

読んでるyonderuのnoシャルマンSharumanのno裏uraのno堤防teihouでde拾ったhirottaエロ本erohonしかshika見たmitaことkotoねぇneeけどkedoなna

The only reading I've ever seen you do is porn mags you picked up by the riverbank behind Charmant

今度kondo俺oreがga書くkaku暴露本bakurohon読めyomeよyo　お前omaeがga手te出したdashita女onnaとtoかkaさsa

Go read the exposé I'm about to write — about all the women you've gotten involved with

軽くkaruku見積もってmitsumotte前科zenka百犯hyappan　上jou・・中chuu・・下ge　三巻sankanでde出すdasuからkaraさsa

Conservatively speaking, a hundred prior offenses — coming out in three volumes: upper, middle, lower

免許menkyoはwaいらねーiranee　俺oreがgaこのkonoバンドbando抜けたらnuketaraお前omaeはwaニートniito

You won't need a license — if I leave this band, you'll be unemployed

運転手untenshuでde雇ってyatotteあげてageteもmoいいiiよyo？？　後ろushiroでde呑んでるnonderu　俺oreはwaモヒートmohiito

I could hire you as my driver — while I'm drinking in the back, I'll have a mojito

あのano日hiのno恨みuramiはwa忘れねぇwasurenee　あのano日hiのno痛みitamiをwo忘れねぇwasurenee

I won't forget the resentment from that day — I won't forget the pain from that day

小学校shougakkou　行進koushinのno練習renshuu中chuu　お前omaeとto二人futariでdeふざけてたfuzaketetaのにnoni

We were both messing around during marching practice in elementary school

ド突かれたdotsuka retaのnoはwa俺oreだけdake

But I was the only one who got smacked

このkono哀しみkanashimi倍baiにniしてshiteくれてkureteやるyaruよyo

I'll return that grief to you doubled

まったくmattaku　まったくやmattaku ya　まったくmattaku役に立たずyaku ni tatazu TAKUYA∞ TAKUYA∞

Completely, absolutely, completely useless — TAKUYA∞

TAKUYA∞TAKUYA∞のno耳mimiにni念仏nenbutsu　TAKUYA∞TAKUYA∞叩くtatakuやつyatsuのno味方mikataやya

Chanting sutras into TAKUYA∞'s ears — I'm on the side of anyone who comes at TAKUYA∞

まったくmattaku　まったくやmattaku ya　まったくmattaku役に立たずyaku ni tatazu TAKUYA∞ TAKUYA∞

Completely, absolutely, completely useless — TAKUYA∞

TAKUYA∞TAKUYA∞のno耳mimiにni念仏nenbutsu　TAKUYA∞TAKUYA∞叩くtatakuやつyatsuのno味方mikataやya

Chanting sutras into TAKUYA∞'s ears — I'm on the side of anyone who comes at TAKUYA∞

こっちkocchiもmoお前omaeのno弱みyowami握ってっからnigittekka raなna

I've got your weaknesses too, you know

てめぇtemee このkono野郎yarou

You bastard

目meにniはwa目meをwo 歯haにniはwa歯haをwo

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

このkono間aidaのnoツアーtsuaa　お前omae名古屋NagoyaでdeLIVELIVE直後chokugoにni

On the last tour — right after your show in Nagoya

＃＃＃＃＃＃とto一緒isshoにniクラブkurabuでde　＠＠＠＠＠＠＠＠たtaのno見てたからmitetakaraなna

I saw you at a club with ### — going and @@@@

はぁhaa？？　お前omae言ったittaなna？？

Hah? You really said that?

じゃあjaa　お前omaeもmo四国Shikokuでde＃＃＃＃＃＃＃＃現地genchiのno＃＃＃＃＃＃＃＃ってたtte taだろdaro

Then what about you — in Shikoku you were #### with the local ####

あれareもmo知ってるshitteruぞzo　栃木Tochigiでde＠＠＠＠＠＠＠＠

I know about that too — in Tochigi you @@@@

「「やめようyameyou」」

"Let's stop."

「「うん、un,やめようyameyou」」

"Yeah, let's stop."

「「賛成sansei」」

"Agreed."

議論gironのno余地yochiなしnashi

No room for debate

きっとkittoこれkoreはwa不毛なfumou na戦いtatakai　電光石火denkousekkaのnoスピードsupiidoでdeやめようyameyou

This is definitely a pointless battle — let's end it at lightning speed

なぁnaa？？　俺らorera一心同体isshin doutai　俺oreのno命日meinichi　お前omaeのno命日meinichi

Hey — we're one and the same, you and I — my death day is your death day

墓場hakabaのno前maeでde続きtsuzukiをwoしようshiyou　手前temaeでde全部zenbu投げ捨ててnagesuteteやろうyarou

Let's continue this in front of the grave — let's throw it all away before we get there

なぁnaa　ぜってーzettee先sakiにniいくなよiku na yo

Hey — don't you dare go first

なぁnaa　ぜってーzettee先sakiにniいくなよiku na yo

Hey — don't you dare go first