DARMA GRAND PRIX

さぁsaa今日kyouはwaどちらdochiraでdeいこうikou　全部zenbu世界sekaiのnoせいseiにniしてshite

Now then, which way shall we go today — blame the whole world for everything

被害者higaishaヘブンhebunでde管kuda巻くmakuかka　加害者kagaisha思想shisouでde謝罪shazai大会taikai

Complain in victim heaven, or hold an apology contest with the aggressor mindset

前者zensha選んだeranda君kimiはwa正解seikai　試しtameshiにni一つhitotsu差し出してsashidashiteみなmina

You chose the former — correct answer. Try offering up one, just to test it

この世kono yoでde一番ichibanのno不幸者fukoushaをwo　今imaならnara素通りsudooriしてshiteみせるmiseruよyo

The most unfortunate person in the world — right now, I could walk right past them

止まらぬtomaranu涙namidaのno感動kandou　空前絶後kuuzen zetsugoのno大ヒットdai hitto

Unstoppable tears of emotion, an unprecedented smash hit

なんともnantomoめでたいmedetaiことkotoだdaけどkedo　そのsono涙namidaのno出所dedokoroはwa誰dare？?

Quite the celebration, but whose tears are those, exactly?

知らぬshiranu誰かdarekaのno涙namidaまでmade　信じれるshinjereruようにyou niなるnaruまでmade

Until I can believe in a stranger's tears

あとatoどれだけdore dakeつまらないtsumaranai奴yatsuとto　話せるhanaseruようにyou niなればnareba

How many more boring people do I need to learn

いいiiのnoかkaだけdakeをwo命題meidaiにni　さぁsaa、、今日kyouもmo目覚めてmezameteみるmiruけどもkedomo

To talk to — with just that as my proposition, I wake up again today, but

このkonoプールpuuruはwa泳ぐoyoguにゃnyaもうmou　吐きそうなhakisou naくらいkurai

This pool is already making me sick enough to vomit just swimming in it

えぐいeguiよyo

Brutal

君kimiのno愛aiもmo僕bokuのno意固地igojiもmo　明日ashitaをwo越えてkoeteゆけるyukeruかなkana

Can your love and my stubbornness make it past tomorrow

世界sekai最終日saishuu biそのsono日hiのno午後gogoにni残ってるnokotteru方houをwo　勝者shoushaとtoしようshiyouさsa

Whoever's left on the afternoon of the world's last day — let's call them the winner

あんたantaにni嫌われるkirawareruのnoはwa　一向にikkou ni構いやしないkamai ya shinaiけどkedo

Being hated by you doesn't bother me in the slightest, but

犬ッコロinukkoroにni吠えられるhoerareruのnoはwaさsa　なぜかnazekaずいぶんzuibunとto応えるんだkotaerunda

Being barked at by a mutt — for some reason, that really gets to me

この世kono yoはwa　眠れぬnemurenu夜yoruとto死体shitai、、多忙tabou、、貧乏binbou、、退屈taikutsuとto期待kitaiからkara

This world — sleepless nights and corpses, busyness, poverty, boredom and expectation

いかにしてika ni shite逃げ遂せるnigeouseruかkaのno　だるまさんdaruma san転んだkorondaのno　逆再生gyaku saisei

A game of Red Light, Green Light in reverse, on how to escape it all

誰dareがga何naniをwoどうdouしたってshitatte　どんなんなってんでdonnannattendeどうdouなろうnarouがga

No matter who does what to whom, no matter what's happening or what'll happen

んでndeどれだけdore dake気になるki ni naruようなyou naそのsono素振りsoburiをwo振りまいてもfurimaitemo

No matter how much you show that face of concern

あなたanataがgaするsuru全てsubeteはwa　そのsonoあなたanataのnoそのsono欲望yokubouのno

Everything you do exists only

そのsonoどれかdorekaをwo満たすmitasuためtameだけdakeにniあるaruなんてnanteさsa

To satisfy one of your desires

すごいsugoiよyo

Amazing

君kimiのno「「デモdemo」」もmo僕bokuのno「「ダケドdakedo」」もmo　明日ashitaをwo越えてkoeteゆけるyukeruかなkana

Can your "but" and my "however" make it past tomorrow

一度ichidoでdeいいiiさsa　純度jundo百度hyakudoのno　自己犠牲jiko giseiなんてnanteやつyatsuをwoしたいshitaiもんだmonda

Just once would be enough — I'd like to try something like pure, hundred-proof self-sacrifice

君kimiのno愛aiもmo僕bokuのno意固地igojiもmo　明日ashitaをwo越えてkoeteゆけるyukeruかなkana

Can your love and my stubbornness make it past tomorrow

世界sekai最終日saishuu biそのsono日hiのno午後gogoにni残ってるnokotteru方houをwo　勝者shoushaとtoしてshite

Whoever's left on the afternoon of the world's last day — as the winner

この世kono yoでdeいざiza今ima無敵mutekiなnaのnoはwa　被害者higaisha　敗者haisha復活fukkatsuのno時toki

The one who's truly invincible in this world right now is the victim — in the age of the loser's comeback

自分jibun消滅shoumetsuのno3秒前san byou maeにni　笑うwarauのnoはwaそうsou　このkono僕bokuのnoほうhouさsa

Three seconds before self-annihilation, the one who laughs — that's right — is me