カンタンナコトKantan na Koto

どーだい？doudai?あちらこちらachira kochiraにni生まれたumareta

How about that? The single-celled humans

単細胞tansaibou人間ningenのno起こしたokoshita

Born here and there

壮大なsoudai na人類jinrui破滅hametsuへeのno1歩ippo

Took their first grand step toward human extinction

未だにimada ni気づけてないkizuketenaiがga

And still haven't noticed

どーだい？doudai?まずmazuはwa偉そうにerasou ni

How about that? First, why don't you

救出kyuushutsu宣言sengenしてみようかしら？shite miyou kashira?

Make some pompous rescue declaration?

どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?

How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that?

「うざったい。」uzattai.

"Annoying."

右手migiteあげるageruならnara　そのsono手teにni責任sekininがga宿るyadoruとto思えomoe

If you raise your right hand — know that responsibility will live in it

両手ryouteあげるageruならnara　うつむいてutsumuite絶対zettai服従fukujuu覚悟kakugoはwaあるaruか？ka?

If you raise both hands — are you ready to bow down in absolute obedience?

どーだい？doudai?これkoreがga死ぬshinu前maeにni命inochiをwo乞うkou人間ningenのno姿sugataか？ka?

How about that? Is this what a human begging for their life before death looks like?

どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?一体ittaiどうなっちゃったんだ？dou nacchattanda?

How about that? How about that? How about that? What the hell happened?

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

失うushinau事kotoにni未練mirenをwoたらしてtarashite

Dripping with regret over what you'll lose

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

今ima目の前me no maeはwa自殺jisatsuのno志願者shigansha

Right before your eyes is someone who wants to die

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

あれareもmoこれkoreもmoってtteとっ散らかしてtocchirakashite

Scattering this and that all over the place

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

アアアアアアaaaaaa

Aaaaaaa

どーだい？doudai?自分jibun以外igaiのno人間ningen

How about that? Every human besides yourself

ボタンbotan1つhitotsuでde消せたらkesetaraなってnatte

Wishing you could erase them with the push of a button

容態youtaiはwa今imaどうdouですdesuか？ka?

How's the patient doing now?

あんまりanmariよろしくyoroshiku見えませんmiemasenがga

Doesn't look too good, does it?

そーか！souka!まずmazuはwa偉そうにerasou ni

I see! First, why don't you

見てみぬフリしたmite minu furi shitaあいつaitsuをwo呪うnorouかka

Curse that one who pretended not to see?

どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?どーだい？doudai?

How about that? How about that? How about that?

一体ittaiどうなってしまったdou natte shimatta

What the hell happened?

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

周りmawariにni気づかれないkizukarenaiようにyou niしてshite

Hiding it so no one around you notices

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

頭上zujou2メーターni meetaa輪っかwakkaをwo前maeにni

With a noose two meters above your head

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

いてもたってもitemo tattemo居られなくなってirarenaku natte

Unable to sit still any longer

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Don't say it so easily

そうsou今imaもmoまたmata 感じるkanjiruのnoまだmada

Yeah, even now — can you still feel it?

光hikariがga少しsukoshi見えてきたmietekitaってtte

That a little light has started to show

目meをwoつぶってtsubutte思いだすomoidasuのnoはwa

When I close my eyes and try to remember

一人hitoriもmoいないinai

There's no one

一人hitoriもmoないnaiからkaraさsa

Because there's no one at all

死にたいshinitai消えたいkietai変わりたいkawaritai帰りたいkaeritai

I wanna die, disappear, change, go home

泣きたいnakitaiうざったいuzattai助けてtasukete助けてtasukete助けてtasukete助けてtasukete

I wanna cry, it's annoying, help me help me help me help me

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

失うushinau事kotoにni未練mirenをwoたらしてtarashite

Dripping with regret over what you'll lose

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

今ima目の前me no maeはwa自殺jisatsuのno志願者shigansha

Right before your eyes is someone who wants to die

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

あれareもmoこれkoreもmoってtteとっ散らかしてtocchirakashite

Scattering this and that all over the place

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Don't say it so easily

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

タッタラタッタッタラッタtattara tattattaratta

Tattara tattattaratta

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

もしもmoshimoまたmata生まれ変われるumare kawareruとtoしてshite

Even if I could be reborn again

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

知らないshiranai足りないtarinaiどうでもいいやdou demo ii ya

Don't know, not enough, whatever

あぁ、aa,そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Ah, don't say it so easily

そんなsonna簡単にkantan ni言うなiu na

Don't say it so easily