エキシビジョンデスマッチEkishibijon Desumatchi

才能sainouのnoないnai奴yatsuはwaやめちまえyamechimae

If you've got no talent, just quit

黙れよdamareyo　戯言tawagoto山yamaのno古ダヌキfurudanuki

Shut up, you old tanuki from Mount Nonsense

全部zenbuがga全部zenbu　解ったwakatta調子choushiでde

Acting like you've got it all figured out

どこdokoでde拾ったhirotta物差しmonosashiなnaのno

Where'd you even pick up that measuring stick?

嗚呼aa　そんなsonnaもんmonでde人hitoのno未来miraiをwo測るんだねhakarundane

Ah, so that's what you use to measure someone's future

ジャンjanのnoケンkenのnoポンponのnoグーguuでdeぶん殴ってよbunnagutteyo

Rock-paper-scissors — punch 'em with rock

パーpaaでもdemo勝てないkatenai丸め込めないmarumekomenaiグーguuもmoあんだよandayo

There are rocks out there that paper can't beat, can't smooth-talk

誰dareもmo踏み込めないfumikomenai深いfukai場所bashoでde　情熱jounetsuをwo押し付けろoshitsukero

In a place so deep no one can reach — shove your passion in their face

盛ればmorebaいつの日itsuno hiかka衰えるotoroeru

If you hype it up, someday it fades

興味kyoumiないねnaine　そっちsocchiはwaそっちsocchiでdeやっとくれyattokure

Couldn't care less — you do you over there

なんなりとnannaritoご注文gochuumon通りdooriにni

Whatever you'd like, right to order

お直しonaoshi　クレームkureemuもmo　ああaaよろこんでyorokonde

Alterations, complaints — ah, gladly

効率kouritsu　能率nouritsu　協調性kyouchouseiにni

Efficiency, productivity, team spirit

発想hassou　人望jinbou　リーダーシップriidaashippu　ねえnee

Creativity, charisma, leadership — come on

嗚呼aa　生き様ikizamaはwa自分自身jibun jishinでde決めますのでkimemasuno de

Ah, I'll decide how I live my life myself, thanks

ジャンjanのnoケンkenのnoポンponのnoチョキchokiでde引き裂いてよhikisaiteyo

Rock-paper-scissors — slice 'em with scissors

どんなにdonnani頑なkatakunaなnaグーguuだってdatte刃こぼれhakoboreひとつhitotsu無しnashi

Even the most stubborn rock won't chip the blade

そんなsonnaのno見た事mita kotoもmo聞いたことkiita kotoもmo無いnai

Never seen it, never heard of it

それsoreでde良いii　それsoreがga良いんだよiindayo　そうゆうsouyuuもんmonなんだnanda

And that's fine — that's what makes it good — that's just how it is

ジャンjanのnoケンkenのnoポンponのnoパーpaaでde吹き飛ばしてよfukitobashiteyo

Rock-paper-scissors — blow 'em away with paper

どんなにdonnani研ぎ澄ましたtogisumashitaチョキchokiだってdatte触れなきゃfurenakya同じonaji

Even the sharpest scissors can't cut what they can't touch

誰dareもmo理解rikai出来ないdekinai筋道sujimichiでde良いii

A path no one else can understand is just fine

戦うtatakau相手aiteをwo間違えないでよmachigaenaideyo

Don't pick the wrong opponent