ジャスティスインザボックスJasutisu In Za Bokkusu

病んでるyanderuってtte思われたくなくてomowaretakunakute喋り続けてshaberitsuzukete

I keep talking so nobody thinks I'm losing it

うっかりukkariもうmouすっかりsukkariバレたbareta　笑顔egaoはwaビターbitaa

Oops, they already noticed — my smile is bitter

繋がるtsunagaruってtte　寂しさsabishisaのno反対側hantaigawaだからdakara

Being connected — that's the opposite of loneliness

パスワードpasuwaado入れてirete　逃げ込むのさnigekomunosa　丸め込むのさmarumekomunosa

So enter the password, run and hide, smooth it over

ルルルルルルrurururururu

Lu lu lu lu lu lu

起動していますkidou shiteimasuのでnode　しばらくshibarakuお待ちくださいomachi kudasai

Now booting up — please wait a moment

首kubiをwo長くしてnagaku shiteようやくyouyaku会えたaetaのnoはwa

After waiting forever, the ones I finally met

名無しの権兵衛nanashi no gonbeeとtoのっぺら坊や達nopperabou ya tachi

Were John Does and faceless nobodies

何これnani kore妖怪大戦争youkai dai sensou

What is this, a monster movie?

哀愁aishuuってtteなんだろうnandarouってtte調べたらshirabetara

I looked up what "melancholy" means

説明文setsumeibun自体jitaiにni哀愁aishuuをwo感じてしまったkanjiteshimatta

And ended up feeling melancholy from the definition itself

英語eigoでdeペイソスpeisosu

In English: pathos

みんなminnaとto同じonaji　なんかnankaそれsoreじゃja嫌iyaだからdakara

Being like everyone else — nah, I don't want that

ってtteそんなsonna気持ちkimochiがga　きっとkittoみんなminnaとto同じonajiなんでしょうnandeshou

But that feeling is probably the same as everyone else's, right?

ルルルルルルrurururururu

Lu lu lu lu lu lu

再起動しますsaikidou shimasuのでnode　よくyoku考えさせてくださいkangaesasete kudasai

Rebooting now — please let me think this over

飲み込むnomikomu為tameにはniwaよくyoku噛まなくちゃkamanakucha

You gotta chew well before you swallow

おいらoiraはwaカバkabaですdesu馬鹿bakaではdewaないnai

I'm a hippo, not an idiot

もしかしてmoshikashiteここkokoはwaサファリパークsafari paaku

Wait — is this a safari park?

倫理rinri　モラルmoraru　マナーmanaa　道徳doutoku

Ethics, morals, manners, virtue

ルールruuruのno名前namaeをwo変えてkaete

Just rename the rules

今日kyouはwa誰dareにni何naniをwo当てはめてatehamete懲らしめようkorashimeyou

Who gets judged today, and for what?

雷kaminariがga僕bokuにni落ちませんochimasenようにyou ni

Please don't let the lightning strike me

悲しみkanashimiにはniwa　栄養eiyouがga必要hitsuyouだからdakara

Sadness needs nourishment

そんなsonna理由riyuuじゃjaダメdameかしらkashira

Is that not a good enough reason?

起動していますkidou shiteimasuのでnode　しばらくshibarakuお待ちくださいomachi kudasai

Now booting up — please wait a moment

首kubiをwo長くしてnagaku shiteようやくyouyaku会えたaetaのnoはwa

After waiting forever, the ones I finally met

名無しの権兵衛nanashi no gonbeeとtoのっぺら坊や達nopperabou ya tachi

Were John Does and faceless nobodies

顔出せkao dase今すぐima sugu名を名乗れna wo nanore

Show your face — say your name, right now

再起動しますsaikidou shimasuのでnode　よくyoku考えさせてくださいkangaesasete kudasai

Rebooting now — please let me think this over

飲み込むnomikomu為tameにはniwaよくyoku噛まなくちゃkamanakucha

You gotta chew well before you swallow

おいらoiraはwaカバkabaでもdemoバカbakaでもdemoないnaiのさnosa

I'm not a hippo and I'm not an idiot

飲み込むnomikomu理由riyuuはwaどこdokoでしょうdeshou

Where's the reason to swallow any of this?